Wednesday, December 17th 2008

Would You Hit It?

Even though his dick is covered in Vadge's snatch acid, I'd still hit it with a condom made by Hazmat. A-Rod is semi-hot when you don't look at his mug for too long. And I bet you those manchichis bounce a little when he's hitting it from the back. You have to make sure to bring a mirror with you, so you can be thoroughly entertained by his bouncing boobies.

Here's A-Rod doing stuff in Miami the other day. In the last thumbnail, it looks like he's getting ready to see Vadge by protecting his nutsack. Good fucking move.

Posted by: Michael K


Clarisse's picture

Noper. Non. Nicht. Ninguna manera.

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Would you hit it if he paid for a first-class one-week vacation to Ibiza?

Mrs. Gosling's picture

I can honestly say I would NOT hit it...nu uh no thanks

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ocd can be good's picture

Even when I was younger and thinner and on the track team, jocks did nothing for me. Nope, and I haven't hit anything for ages.

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Submitted by TT99 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:51pm.

Oh, islandgirl, not many have bigger tits than me, so yes I would hit it.
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Salem13's picture

Ok so I think he has a nice body (better even then that Phelps tool BUT thats *my* opinion) I don't like those overly muscular guys, hes also way to tan. Over all he seems like a creep so no I would not hit it.

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TT99's picture

Oh, islandgirl, not many have bigger tits than me, so yes I would hit it.
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angel_i's picture

And a REEEEEEALLY boring conversationalist.

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DeeDee's picture

Nope, I would not hit it. He may be blessed in the manchichi region, but methinks he doesn't have much going on in between the ears.

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walker's picture

Gross! No way! But I think Madonna would.

Dallas's picture

Not only no, but HELL no!

M.E.'s picture

Nope. Thanks MK, my vagina just sewed itself shut.

crazyinjapan's picture

Chicken-fried Vadgemeat on the menu!

suze's picture

Honest to God - I see the picture, think to myself *Hmm - was expecting better from A Rod, and I bet I'd hear his tits clapping when he does it doggy style*
Then I read MK's comment...

Laughed my effin arse off.

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angel_i's picture

He's kinda hot in the bod but there's something in his face that makes him look like a boring lay. So no, prolly not.

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islandgirl's picture

My mother always told me, "Islandgirl, never trust a man with bigger tits than you have." So no, I would not hit it.

Candy's picture

No. He looks too much like a bitch and by bitch I mean a woman which is why Man-donna loves him.
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moomarse's picture

HEIL NO!

It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008