Wednesday, December 17th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Even though his dick is covered in Vadge's snatch acid, I'd still hit it with a condom made by Hazmat. A-Rod is semi-hot when you don't look at his mug for too long. And I bet you those manchichis bounce a little when he's hitting it from the back. You have to make sure to bring a mirror with you, so you can be thoroughly entertained by his bouncing boobies.
Here's A-Rod doing stuff in Miami the other day. In the last thumbnail, it looks like he's getting ready to see Vadge by protecting his nutsack. Good fucking move.
Hells to the ya!
Not hot at all, and he must be brain damaged since he's dating "The Vadge"!
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¿Por Qué No Te Callas?
He looks a bit slow, especially in the 2nd thumbnail. But yeah, I'd still hit it!
Omfg yes! Can't change the fact that A-rod is drop dead fuckable! ------------------------------------------------------------- *I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Too smooth. I like my men to have hair on their body...at least on their forearms.
HELL YES! I couldn't resist the chance to check if the Mandingo rumors are actually true... I have my doubts personally...
xo
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he should be blushing now.
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pale and blond and yummy...yikes
nazi alert!
just kidding, sorta
Nope, never ever ever. He's too dark for me anyways. Like em pale, and blond and yummy!
Flings poo @ smokeybacon!
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I'm flattered, thanks!
I bet they arm wrestle to see who gets to be on top.
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
Not a chance in hell,he has tainted dick.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:57am.
Yes, he makes monkey faces, but I think that's hot. I like my guys dumb and monkey-like. srsly
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You know, I can totally respect that. I got some weird shit I get to liking about guys, myself:)
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Flings poo @ smokeybacon!
Monkeynough?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Hells ya, I'd hit that and hard. Those are pecs, not moobs. Pecs are things called muscle. They are located on the chest. That's what they look like.
Yes, he makes monkey faces, but I think that's hot. I like my guys dumb and monkey-like. srsly
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:51am.
I'd let her fuck you for half that price.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I'd let maddona fuck me for 90 million.
I'm even willing to put together a rate table.
starts with $6,000.00 for a handshake (cause you know she's a crusher)
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
He is kind'a ape-ish...
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Nope. Nothing.
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Bye! Good
i wonder what is the size of the cup he's holding is in the last pic. glad to see he uses protection from fastballs.
Mmmmm...nooooooo...me no feeling a tingle.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
i'm a sucker for a big cock – pun intended – so yeah, i'd hit it for an hour or so. just to see what it tastes like. he's definitely got some junk in there i'd like to check out.
i just checked my panties and they're dry as the desert...so no, i won't be hitting this...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:12pm.**************
You say, "A-Roid" I say, "A-Rod" let's call the whole thing off?
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:14pm.
I'd like to thank Sandbitch for that dastardly imagery.
==And you know it's for realz. Sorry. I was scarred for life as well. Men are so gross.
Nit...don't fuck with my future funds now....that ain't right.
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kitty side eye!
Wow I am surprised by all the nays.
My friends and I all think this paisano is hot, so I would indeed hit it.
Though I agree with the poster who said he'd probably be a boring lay . . . *sigh*
Nitty, there is seriously something wrong with you. BWAHAHAHA!! :)
*giggle snort* You funnay Tiger!
Nitty: Just.Plain.Wrong.
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Red House
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:07pm.
You're sayin' A-Rod is a roid, has a roid, or is taking roids?
He looks like a whiny little bitch. Not interested.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:00pm.
You should see my milkshake. Apparently, it brings all the boys to the yard. HAHAHA.... I need to stop drinking. tell me you chalk that line up to the ginge.
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DEE and IG, hope you know I just had to delete a drunken hilarious post about milshakes/drinking and teen boys from this before I even posted it..but I'll hum a few bars and you'll both appreciate it later..I'm sure...or drunk..but either way, LMAOOO
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:53pm.
This is what I sing to my neighbours every day. Fuck them if they can't take a joke.
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Yeah, me personally, I just joke them if they can't take a fuck...but your way may result in fewer criminal charges and restraining orders....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:00pm.
...yeah...if he truly hasn't fucked Madonna. I can't do Madonna's sloppy seconds....wait Guy has 90 mil! so maybe I can let my standards slip just a little. If he marries and divorces Madonna.
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Well, if you think you can do him..this is the only thing I can show you that may dissuade you from that 90 million dollar dream...NSFW..but I do enjoy it at my liesure, fyi.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/hemroid/chefmeefus/hemroid.jpg?o=4
Why do his lips always look drooly? They're always bright with saliva. Kissing him must be like kissing a frog. All slimy and shit.
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Don't surround yourself with yourself; move on back to square.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:56pm.
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LMFAO! Yes I can take a joke, but your love calls make all the cats in the neighborhood go into heat.
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You should see my milkshake. Apparently, it brings all the boys to the yard. HAHAHA.... I need to stop drinking.
...yeah...if he truly hasn't fucked Madonna. I can't do Madonna's sloppy seconds....wait Guy has 90 mil! so maybe I can let my standards slip just a little. If he marries and divorces Madonna.
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kitty side eye!
FU Dee..You know I ♥ you..but that was the funniest effed up shit since I can't remember when....LMMFAO
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:53pm.
This is what I sing to my neighbours every day. Fuck them if they can't take a joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87bUBB-rwFc
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LMFAO! Yes I can take a joke, but your love calls make all the cats in the neighborhood go into heat.
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Red House
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:43pm.
Will you please STFU? Seriously, because I have a bladder control problem.
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Aren't your neighbors blessed that you live on the first floor tho? Hella-loo-jizz...Hella-loo-jizz!
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This is what I sing to my neighbours every day. Fuck them if they can't take a joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87bUBB-rwFc
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:43pm.
Will you please STFU? Seriously, because I have a bladder control problem.
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Aren't your neighbors blessed that you live on the first floor tho? Hella-loo-jizz...Hella-loo-jizz!
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:40pm.
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Will you please STFU? Seriously, because I have a bladder control problem.
Never.
His moobs are bigger than my boobs.
He is as fake as the ho he is chasing after.
IG, for you I will even don the pedo-catholic robes.
I could not hit that. The sight of him gives me the creeps.
Nitty, like you even have to ask, you hypo-christian! HAHAHAHA... I'm sick, I'm laughing so hard.
IG and Dee, please forgive me in advance? I'm wasted and will plead the hypochristian code in the morning, K?
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:23pm.
Would I hit it? Hell, I insist all my pool boys answer to "Rodrigo" in deference to this man.
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Do you make all your "RODrigos" wear nutty bean protectors too?
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Red House
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:23pm.
Would I hit it? Hell, I insist all my pool boys answer to "Rodrigo" in deference to this man.
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I just shat myself. HAAAAAHAAAAAAHA!