Wednesday, December 17th 2008
A Very Delicious Purse
This is a Chanel purse made out of beef jerky. Brit Brit has already put in her order for a dozen and I don't blame her. Beef jerky really makes me happy in the face even though it makes others gross in the throat. Whenever I'm on a road trip, I stock up on this delicousness and there's always some H8R in the car who calls me trash for loving this shit. I don't give a fuck! I'd marry a giant mountain of trash if it had an endless supply of beef jerky, because that shit is not cheap.
This purse is beautiful in a delicious way, but carrying it around might get you into trouble. You'd have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don't, they could go for your beef puss instead.
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FUCK YOU KLOE KARDASHIAN! I just saw the side with her wearing fur. What a bitch hypocrite. God
Oh god thanks a lot, why rub a chanel purse in my face? I've wanted a jumbo red or black 2.55 for fucking years and I am in fashion school and can't seem to save up for one damn it! Cause I love clothes too much and I have to keep spending 100 here and there on scarves and jeans ,etc! I want one so bad, that's the only expensive expensive designer purse i really want! Fuck LV, Fuck hermes, Oh wait, I love chloe too. Anyway, fuck you MK! JK
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:47pm.
my signature appetizer (Rachael Ray's tuna-onion-black olive spread on saltines)
If that's not a joke or a trade secret, can you post that recipe or a link? It seems to combine several of my fave food items. If we end up at the same holiday potluck, I'll give you full credit.
I think I'll take one of these purses, stuffed with my signature appetizer (Rachael Ray's tuna-onion-black olive spread on saltines), to the Christmas potluck. Presentation is important.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:38pm.
Thank you chato. :)
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After that post I have a really strong desire to see MK driving around with a beef jerky Chanel purse on his shoulder. When he said he bought it for road trips...I thought he meant those purses.
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Does it come with grease-absorbing doilies?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:29pm.
Cool avie, hippie.
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:35pm.
Islandgirl..........
That "Coco" will order them for Christmas gifts!
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Hahaha... because she's all klassy like that! Her drawers are probably made out of bratwurst. Wait, she probably doesn't wear any, right?
Has anyone seen those beef jerky commercials with the Sasquatch in them? hahah they make me LOL
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Islandgirl..........
That "Coco" will order them for Christmas gifts!
And a matching wallet made out of Slim Jims!!!
WTF! This is just gross but I suppose "Flame Spray" by Burger King would keep it show room fresh.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Fine. A beef Jerky purse. Does it come with instructions on keeping the rats away? I mean, I want my money's worth
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I have a Gucci made of Slim Jims, so there!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
I've gotta confess, I loooooooooooooooove me some Jack Links, but this purse is just WRONG! It reminds me of those cured pig ears we would give our old beagle to chew.
Haha..Coco's dead corpse must be glad to know her products are being put to good use.
I bow to the jerky gods. It really isn't a road trip without it. I almost got dumped the other day, so I drowned my sorrows with Old Winsconsin Turkey Snack Bites (not exactly a jerky, but close enough). Yes, Haagen Daz would've been less gross, but ready-to-eat meat does the job as well.
I'll buy it if they make a Teriyaki flavor. BTW, my dad considers beef jerky a food group.
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Give one to Posh for Christmas. She needs some meat on those bones.
I hate beef jerky. grosss
i love Chanel No.5
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Just team this purse up with some red licorice Candypants and you have the perfect Xmas duo. One you can take out to eat and one for when you get eaten out.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Beef Jerky is just wrong.
Beef Jerky Chanel purse? Wronger.
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Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:19pm.
It is a good thing Coco is dead! Disgusting!
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What?? Does Ice-T know about this? :)
Oh great when a dog chews on that you can't really blame him.
How much is that, does it smell, and why would anyone by that purse?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
This confuses the hell out of me. Just... why, why, why?!
Oh, and goodie goodie, something new for PETA to kvetch about. Can't wait.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
It is a good thing Coco is dead! Disgusting!
I'm pretty sure there are no more of these purses left as of 3 minutes ago. Aretha Franklin don't mess.
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Meh. Make one from SPAM and then we'll tawk.
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Don't surround yourself with yourself; move on back to square.
I'd get one, but I've already had enough dogs follow me home.
"Brit Brit has already put in her order for a dozen".
The perfect accompaniment for her beef curtains.
Oh my Gwad I love Beef jerky! I love slim jims too! Remember those snap into a slim jim commercials? Ever had the ones with cheese! God bless whoever came up with that.
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I wanna nog your egg.