A Very Delicious Purse

beef jerky rules!! lots of protein...it is way expensive though for just a little bit which is probably for the best though considering all the sodium in it.

Then there's the Italian version of this beef jerky inspired piece..Baccala! (Dried codfish) with tripe (beef intestines I believe) for a handle. Simply lovely!

Being inside my head is a scary place. I need to get out more often.

Submitted by yucko on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 4:53am.

Ooh, I always want beef jerky when I've smoked.

I'd probably start eating it if I was high.

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I always wanted pork myself, but of the human variety..

MK and DListed sluts... you are the funniest bunch of bitches!

'Presentation is important' ROFL

Thanks for giving me a laugh that brought tears after 5 days of shit in my life!

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"You'd have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don't, they could go for your beef puss instead.", MK.

What a simply mahvelous ideer! When you get a tad bit hungry you can even lick it! I can't wait for the non designer version to come out which will be made of slimjims!

This reminds me of that peanut commercial when that fugly girl was putting on perfume of peanuts behind her ears and the boys were following her. Hey beef jerky and peanuts really go together!

Life ain't all beer and roses ya know.

i bet it tastes good too.

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Ooh, I always want beef jerky when I've smoked.

I'd probably start eating it if I was high.

Very cool,I would be afraid fat chicks would try to steal it though.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:12pm.

*ahem* pardon me. I thought I saw a door open over here:)

ONT: Ick.

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hahah
ONT: Lick.

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I'd like to see a purse made out of licorice - that red coiled shit.

then again... cat hair.

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*ahem* pardon me. I thought I saw a door open over here:)

ONT: Ick.

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alright, if they make a purse out of Reeses peanut butter cups, i'll buy one... mark my words... I. WILL. BUY ONE!!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

all the neighborhood dogs would hover me if i rocked a beef jerky purse...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related

This purse would be perfect if the strap was made of Red Vines.

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as if PETA didn't have enough shit to throw flour on

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Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:52pm.

still, just the thought of Anna Wintour and other stupid bitches parading around with a beef jerky Chanel is hilarious!. Cause you know if they actually made this thing, snobby bitches would be killing each other for a bite of that bag!
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EXACTLY!!! :D

"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls

Submitted by MzSassy on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:32pm.

Oh hellz no, lol. Besides, MK sited Nancy Wu as his source, silly. :P Just go to nwudesign.com and click on the link that says "humor". ;-)
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still, just the thought of Anna Wintour and other stupid bitches parading around with a beef jerky Chanel is hilarious!. Cause you know if they actually made this thing, snobby bitches would be killing each other for a bite of that bag!

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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..

Submitted by MuffinAmy on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 8:03pm.

MzS, who you callin' dummies, dummy?

I know you are, but what am I??

Shoot, the fact that you know this makes me think you'd be more comfortable over at PopSugar/FabSugar lol
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Oh hellz no, lol. Besides, MK sited Nancy Wu as his source, silly. :P Just go to nwudesign.com and click on the link that says "humor". ;-)

"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls

I thought of Clint Eastwood's character in Gran Torino soon as I read this!

Hah! That pepaw would totally love this.

Submitted by MuffinAmy on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 8:03pm.

I know you are, but what am I??
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my guess is that you're someone with a sense of humor and cruelty (as we're so used to) to torture us with that avie...
At least it's NOT the front!
that poor ass has seen better days..*sigh*

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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..

Submitted by MuffinAmy on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:17pm.
Tiger, way to tie fruit & jerky together, top it with a cherry and wrap it in a bow!
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ain't it declicious, classy and sexay all at once...oh, and practical....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Tiger, way to tie fruit & jerky together, top it with a cherry and wrap it in a bow!

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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough

....Oooh, and I want a wallet made of Fruit Roll Ups too...What? Don't judge...Some of us tigers like the fruit...I mean, I'm here on MK's site and all....;-)
MK, is like a fruit roll up in my beef jerky Chanel bag...I mean, I know I'll never eat him, but he's there.....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

This is just great. My dog leaves my high end bags alone, including the three Chanels I foolishly bought at obscene prices. All I need is one beef jerky Chanel bag and it'll be the gateway drug that leads him to destroy my closet door, home in on the Chanel boxes and eat the rest of them!

I WANT A PURSE MADE OUT OF BEEF JERKY!!!! Mmmmm...inside, it would contain Slim Jims, many other dried meats...and drugs lots of drugs...I could just eat my entire purse...Yummmy....*droooool*.....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

MzS, who you callin' dummies, dummy?

I know you are, but what am I??

Shoot, the fact that you know this makes me think you'd be more comfortable over at PopSugar/FabSugar lol

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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough

*Dialing up Mr Prez*.....wow he is gonna think that all his Christmases have come at once.....*picturing Mr Prez gumming the purse*

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IT'S NOT REAL YOU DUMMIES! rofl. The designer of the purse is a student by the name of Nancy Wu, who is currently enrolled at the Art Center College of Design in Pasadena, California. Nancy created this purse as part of her project in which she pokes fun at the "couture" design industry. :P

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 7:11pm.

haha! whoooo woulda ever thunk of this?! two of my favorite things: purses and jerky.

hey, jerky is high in protein! it's good with some nice cheddar too

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Hysty....why do you have the avie up some days and some days you dont? Are the days its up the days your feeling a bit hysterical?

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Today is a surface streets effing day in my city! The expressway is like a hockey rink!

haha! whoooo woulda ever thunk of this?! two of my favorite things: purses and jerky.

hey, jerky is high in protein! it's good with some nice cheddar too

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KFed anyone??

"I'd marry a giant mountain of trash if it had an endless supply of beef jerky, because that shit is not cheap."--MK

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Suri is already acting! The girl deserves a dozen Oscars for her riveting performance as the daughter of a crazy troll person with raccoon teeth. --MK

What a fug beefy purse! YUCK!

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lol thanks angel =)

Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:35pm.

LMAO you know what i mean guys!
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Just funnin' ya!! :)

You're so cute, Rosemary;p

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I don't beat dogs really or "beat them off" lol

LMAO you know what i mean guys!

@ Evil Shoe and IG

I think Evil Shoe and my dad are the same. My dad requests beef jerky for a birthday present. And what dad doesn't have beer as a survival liquid?

I also think MK is my primo. I know I've sent may a cousin in to the 7-11 for beef jerky and a cherry slurpee.

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:32pm.

Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:15pm.

by the way, i like beef jerky too! I'd have to beat my dog off ...
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Well, that got my attention!
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BWAHAHAHA!! You 'beat' me to it. :0)

Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:15pm.

by the way, i like beef jerky too! I'd have to beat my dog off ...
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Well, that got my attention!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:29pm.

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:29pm.

I'll buy it if they make a Teriyaki flavor. BTW, my dad considers beef jerky a food group.
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I think we have the same dad. Every time there was a hurricane here (he doesn't live here anymore) he was all about his survival kit. Beef Jerky, chips, salsa, beer, and licorice.
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Can I just say that I love your Dad?? That's the Breakfast of Champions!

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:29pm.

I'll buy it if they make a Teriyaki flavor. BTW, my dad considers beef jerky a food group.
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I think we have the same dad. Every time there was a hurricane here (he doesn't live here anymore) he was all about his survival kit. Beef Jerky, chips, salsa, beer, and licorice.

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wtf?! that's stupid and disgusting though i do love beef jerky...
i might yank this photo for my blog
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actually, that's what i should buy both of my dogs for christmas. Designer jerky

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:09pm.

I had a similar concept with salted cod, but purse sales were awful.
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Hahaha, I was thinking lutefisk.

by the way, i like beef jerky too! I'd have to beat my dog off of my purse.

Our last project this girl did hers on chanel, she had a whole collection of chanels, I wanted to punch her. I was praying they were fake. She didn't have the classic ones though. She had the tacky ones with the huge CCs on them.

And I thought this was a new bag by them too, and I was like, I like it!

I had a similar concept with salted cod, but purse sales were awful.