Wednesday, December 17th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Halle Berry's chichi makes a cameo to help her get that second Oscar! - Egotastic!
Tara Reid probably having an "Ah's Goin' To Rehab" party (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
A Jennifer Aniston interview where she doesn't talk about you know who - Popsugar
Zac Efron watching a bunch of sweaty dudes play with balls - Just Jared
Nicole Kidman's blow job offended some Australians - IDLYITW
RiRi's "out of nowhere" boobies are back - Hollywood Tuna
I want my own chocolate Grace Jones - Towleroad
5 out of the 10 Favorite Couples of 2008 are my least favorite - Hollywood Rag
Christmas tree hell - Cityrag
Will Smith's beard didn't go to his big premiere - Lainey Gossip
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joe schmo, my comments have nothing to do with wether people are white or black, its about how people bloody well behave, wether they look after their children and family and are a a plague amongst good decent society or not.
Im sick of different races being able to down tread their women under the guise of "culture". ANYONE of whatever colour should stand up and do their best to be good citizens, I dont give a fuck what colour or religion they are.
ALCOHOL and petrol sniffing is a menace and penalties for substance abuse need to be upped so that rehabilitation is taken more seriously. Just my two cents worth as I dont like it being insinuated that I am a racist asshole.
Im just an asshole who is sick of domestic violence and public disturbances due to pissed fukwits who need to clean up and get a job.
5 for me too, MK
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I wonder if MK is upset that the list of favorite couples didn't include Nixon and Rojo :/
Submitted by aussiegirl on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:35am
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Oh and P.S. if you want to see some really gorgeous *creatures*, drop into any inner city pub on any given afternoon. There's lots of *creatures* there and they're not black.
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“One mind is a vice and holds fast; there’s a good memory. Another is a file and he is a disputant, a conversationalist. Another is a razor and he is sarcastical”
Submitted by aussiegirl on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:35am.
Nicole Kidman offending the aboriginals! HA! What a fuking joke, check this out if you want to see what a beautiful race they are and how down trodden their women are
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=EVir_mISjvg
Nicole isnt my favourite person, but to slander her for supposedly offending these creatures? What a joke.
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The perceived slight is against their cultural and spiritual beliefs. Whether you or I think it's silly is irrelevant, it's *their* culture and they felt it was disrespectful. I agree that NK didn't realize it was a slight and the media has gone way overboard. I'm not sure what point you're trying to prove by posting a vid of some drunk Aboriginals...A lot of Aboriginals have serious addiction problems so therefore they have no culture? Perhaps you've never seen this:
http://www.crystalinks.com/dreamtime.html
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“One mind is a vice and holds fast; there’s a good memory. Another is a file and he is a disputant, a conversationalist. Another is a razor and he is sarcastical”
whew! star-quality.
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Halle looks like my mother, swear to God. One night many years ago my sister and I got into a major cat fight. It was 2 in the morning and my mother came running in to stop it. She was topless and her hair was all crazy (like Halle's). I've always thought she had similar facial features like my mother and this pic is convincing me more and more.
Nicole Kidman offending the aboriginals! HA! What a fuking joke, check this out if you want to see what a beautiful race they are and how down trodden their women are
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=EVir_mISjvg
Nicole isnt my favourite person, but to slander her for supposedly offending these creatures? What a joke.
I don't see what others see in Halle. Unless she is madeup she is really rather ordinary.
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That is not a very flattering photo of Halle. She looks like she's still carrying some baby weight around the middle and in the thighs. What sucks about pregnancy is that your chi-chi's swell to gigantor proportions while you're pregnant and nursing. Once you quit, they tend to shrink and sag. Ah, the joys of motherhood.
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Submitted by sushi on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:31pm.
Someone explain to me what is so fucking great about that fuckpig chimp with Zac Efron?
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Aw. I think she's cute. She can't act but I don't like Zac's acting either. But I think she can sing and she puts on a cute little show. And there's something maybe even slightly authentic about her...I would totally take her next in line.
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Someone explain to me what is so fucking great about that fuckpig chimp with Zac Efron? She can't sing, can't fucking act, and has funky tits. Fuck her.
yah halle prolly will get that second oscar now ... baring her tits or fucking someone on screen is the only way she can get recognition since shes a hack fucking actress...
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Y'know I've always sensed that one of these days Grace Jones is going to get the attack code from her mothership and just annihilate us.
I dunno, paris herpes.
Her boobs do not look any saggier than say, Tater Head's and Tater is like 21?
I think she has always been this petite too, so I kinda think she's just back to her fighting weight.
Wow Halle lost the baby weight and about 20 lbs more, she looks like an 11 year old boy with saggy boobies....terrible!
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Halle Berry looks pretty bad in that photo,I thought her boobs were much bigger than that
Jennifer Aniston needs to go away,for a very long time,she is beyond icky.
Nicole Kidman offended's me just looking at her
RiRi's has bought herself a very good bra
I want my own chocolate Grace Jones - Me too!
I like 6 of the couples
Will Smith just doesn't give me a gay vibe,I really doubt he is
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by r5bales on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:42pm.
Santa showed up so toasted his stripper girlfriend had to drive. He groped my mother-in law's ass and tried to feel my sister up. That was a year we will never forget.
Was he drunk the following year, too?
smokeybaconflavour on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:17pm.
Zach Efron's uneven eyes piss me the fuck off. I don't know why cuz that usually doesn't bother me too much.
the girl that plays sabrina the witch her eyes are beyond annoying
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Zach Efron's uneven eyes piss me the fuck off. I don't know why cuz that usually doesn't bother me too much. I've happily watched entire movies and TV shows with Shannen Dougherty and Ellen Barkin without blinking. Maybe its because he'd be so pretty otherwise. Unfortunately, he just looks like nuclear waste fell on his face as a baby.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:04pm.
*snort* Nice work, mommy:) Or kid...I can't tell;p
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The kid. She handed in an Oscar worthy performance, but her mom's friend was right behind her and said, "Since when?"
Her scary-good lie telling made me afraid for her parents when she hits her teen years.
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Aha! The kid! I've seen kids say they have allergies to things they don't wanna accept at parties too....
My kid could have been a liar. She's certainly tried enough times but I'm just that good. I always tell her - whatever it is, it ain't never gonna be as bad as you telling lies to your Mama! And I ALWAYS know.
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Re: Santa and the kids.
True story. One year we decided to hire Santa to come to the house Christmas eve to surprise the kids. He was a friend of a friend. Santa showed up so toasted his stripper girlfriend had to drive. He groped my mother-in law's ass and tried to feel my sister up. That was a year we will mnver forget.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
What I like, is that it looks like Halle has a gigantic nipple ring.
don't judge, but zac looks kinda hot in a greasy sort of way in these pictures...
and er...tara reid is only 30? really?, no really?
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
OK, the Christmas tree story was funny as hell.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Miss Priss
Be careful who you talk to
Zac's attempt to create his own wonderland of magical hair = FAIL
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
jake & reese?? seriously?? they arent even a real couple, jake/toothy tile is gay, reese is a beard
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:01pm.
ahahha mentirosos~nope! not me evidently! ;0)
BTW, I like that sexy avi you have there! I bet you can find all kinds of goodies under those there folds such as Ho Hos and Twinkies from 5 years ago...also grilled cheese sandwiches
Damn me hungry now
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GET IN MAH BELLEY!!!!
My bloated little peen marinates in the juices and greases that drip down from my face allll daaay looonng! All you need to bring is the ranch dip and we can have a party....
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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!
louise-brooks, I betcha she was about to say sadly, "They force me to eat candy and brownies all day long. I feel sick, but they insist I not eat anything else."
Halle Berry's chichi -- looks pretty good considering she's like, forty two. Don't see lift scars either.
Jennifer Blandistan -- who gives a shit if she isn't whining about you-know-who?
That guy need to get the didgeridoo out of his backside and stop whining. She isn't a member of your culture -- are you gonna diss every woman who ever blew one of those things? Either that, or I'm really naive and he only wants men to blow his "didgeridoo."
Zac Efron -- I think I just unhinged my jaw with my massive yawwwwwwwnnnnnnn.
There's maybe two couples on that list that I would consider extinguishing if they were on fire. Do Justin Trousersnake and Jessica Biel count as a gay couple, if they're A) a PR couple and B) both gay?
Will Smith -- come on, Will. We know you and Tom Cruiser and John Revolta are all gay. Can't you at least admit you're bi and be HALFWAY honest with the public, since everyone knows your marriage is a sham?
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:04pm.
*snort* Nice work, mommy:) Or kid...I can't tell;p
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The kid. She handed in an Oscar worthy performance, but her mom's friend was right behind her and said, "Since when?"
Her scary-good lie telling made me afraid for her parents when she hits her teen years.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:00pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 3:53pm.
A few years ago, I was at a relative's party and one of the neighbor's 5 year old kid was there. Someone asked her if she wanted any vegetables. She said, in a very woe-is-me tone, "No. My mom doesn't allow us to eat vegetables. I'd really like some, but I can't."
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*snort* Nice work, mommy:) Or kid...I can't tell;p
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Not allowed to eat veggies?????? HUH?
I was pleasantly surprised when my kid asked me to buy more brussel sprouts at the grocery store!
Nicole's "blow job" offended anyone with working eyesight.
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ahahha mentirosos~nope! not me evidently! ;0)
BTW, I like that sexy avi you have there! I bet you can find all kinds of goodies under those there folds such as Ho Hos and Twinkies from 5 years ago...also grilled cheese sandwiches
Damn me hungry now
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 3:53pm.
A few years ago, I was at a relative's party and one of the neighbor's 5 year old kid was there. Someone asked her if she wanted any vegetables. She said, in a very woe-is-me tone, "No. My mom doesn't allow us to eat vegetables. I'd really like some, but I can't."
MK says he wants a chocolate Grace Jones, but what he REALLY wants for Christmas is an anatomically correct white chocolate Anderson Cooper.
Well, this year, hub and I aren't getting eachother anything (yeah right, I got the bh a present) so we spent his entire vacation pay on the kids.
We decided even though money is tight, the kids deserve a big Christmas, so fuck it.
Can't wait for the whole Will Smith charade to blow up. You know it's coming.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 3:55pm.
@mentirosos
pardon my dumbness, but, Yoville? IDK where that is Yo! lol
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Its an app. on myspace where you make avatars and stuff.....there was someone walking around with the name miss priss last night and I thought it might be you!
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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!
@mentirosos
pardon my dumbness, but, Yoville? IDK where that is Yo! lol
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Mine's an only child so he hits the mother lode every year.
But I recall the days of watching the loot pile up under the tree and trying to snoop as to whose was whose
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
That guy flipping off the Christmas tree should come take a gander at my neighborhood. It looks like the fucking Vegas strip.
We took the kids to see Santa once. When my middle one asked why Santa's breath smelled like pappy's we decided maybe we should leave. Their grand-da does like his liquor.
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Don't surround yourself with yourself; move on back to square.
I think women in Oz and elsewhere should be permitted to blow any didgeridoo or didgeridoo-like instrument they like. I guess I'm just highly evolved on women's issues.
@miss priss- are you on Yoville?
OnT: Its hard to believe that just 10yr. ago, Tara Reid was the hottest prettiest thing going. Now shes a used up irrelevant nobody with no career and for no real definable reason, life works in mysterious ways...
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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!
You know how you make your kids want to sit on Santa's lap? Tell them you don't do that in your family. It'll work. Trust. Same thing for drinking milk.
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There was no way I was getting either of my kids near a santa this year. I don't blame them.
I don't blame the Australians for being offended by this publicity stunt. Now they should protest that godawful movie.
Why aren't Horsey and Denser on that list?
We've already wrapped and put OUR presents to the kids under the tree, they are just waiting for Santa now.
The little one seems to really not give a shit about Christmas. He could care less, isn't even interested in shaking presents.
The older one, OMG! He's down there every night counting to see how many presents are HIS verses his brothers.
*eye roll*