Kelly Kapowski Is Knocked Up
This is the hottest outfit I've seen all week. All of us need to start dressing like this again. You go first... My bandeau top is in the wash.
Kelly Kapowski is going to have a baaaaaaaaby! That's what Star Magazine claims anyway. 34-year-old Kelly (real name: Tiffani Thiessen) has been trying to get a fetus growing with her husband of 3 years and now it's happened.
Some source said, "She and her husband are over the moon at the thought of becoming parents. Tiffani wanted a baby so badly. She had been seen going to a fertility center for treatments in Los Angeles to help her conceive."
Where's Mr. Belding to give a congratulations toast to Kelly? Well, he's probably singing karaoke all horny-like with Brooke Hogan at Dimples. Yeah, this video has been making the rounds again, so here you go:
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I WOULD RATHER FUCK MR. BELDING'S DOUBLE CHIN THEN THAT FUCKING DICK HAVING UGLY NO TALENT FUCKING MORON BROOKE HOGAN!!SHE IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE BIRTH CONTROL PRODUCTS!!
That outfit is epic.....I miss watching SBTB and seeing all those godawful outfits every morning.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:51pm.
what a cute couple. Good for you Brooke, you deserve a man big enough to take your mangina!
hahahahahahaha
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Happy Holidays
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:53pm
Playdate with my kid IdiAmin GhengisKhan Mao-Tse-Gacy?
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
what will she name her spawn? because of all her ancestry, i predict she'll go way worse than adolf hitler even...probably george dubya or something...
There was nothing better than a Saturday morning bag wacking to Kelly KaPOWski back in the SBTB days. Her husband has one lucky dong.
Bastard.
Pol Pot Dahmer Thiessen?? Anybody anybody?
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Goddamn karaoke sucks. always with the ad lib comedy routines.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
oh the humanity...j/k....congrats to kelly...can't wait for what she'll name this baby..
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
what a cute couple. Good for you Brooke, you deserve a man big enough to take your mangina!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Love the song........so sorry these two screwed it up! Does anyone in Hollyweird get pregnant WITHOUT going to a fertility clinic?! Damn!
Congrats.
But waiting till your late 30s might just have something to do with getting pregnant issues.
IMHO Belding and Brooke were made for each other.
Go swap some slobber ho's.
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Suri is already acting! The girl deserves a dozen Oscars for her riveting performance as the daughter of a crazy troll person with raccoon teeth. --MK