Aubrey O'Day Is An Equal Opportunity Fucker
The hooker with a heart of lube, Aubrey O'Day, has answered to the rumors that she's turned gayelle by saying she will eff basically anything that moves. Wait. Don't include Ginger the dog in that list. She's a classy lady who doesn't partake in that kind of fuckery.
Aubrey has been spotted hanging out with some snatch she's been introducing as her girlfriend. Aubrey seemed to think bitches cared about this, because she told UsWeekly, "At this point in my life, I wouldn't say one way or another what my preference is sexually. The only thing I'm looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love...no matter what options are on the table. All I really operate on is the way I feel in my heart when it comes to love."
The tape recorder must have been fucking up while she was talking, because some of these words just don't make sense coming from Aubrey. Instead of "passion" she meant "puss seizures." Instead of "honest love" she meant "sloppy facials." And the last sentence should have been, "All I really operate on is the way I feel in my vagina when it comes to mouth sex."
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Who IS this ugly little fucker and why do we care?
All I know is she is an animal abuser and needs to have that poor dog taken away!
We'll know Aubrey is a lesbian when she starts dating Zac Efron. Ginger must have been some sort of evil monster in a past life to deserve this.
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Good god that bitch is ugly.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
She would've won the Who Can Open Their Eyes The Widest contest, but right at the end, they just fell right out of her empty melon and rolled in front of a bus.
Best thing for him, really.
His therapy was going no where...
I can sleep peacefully now knowing that I have a chance with her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I was going to edit my poor grammar but fuck it.
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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Hasn't someone taken that poor baby away from her yet?? He's in as much, if not more, danger than London. SAVE GINGER!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:18pm.
I thought this was a pic of Heather Graham!
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Yeh they both have that googly-eyed crazy look.
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And, both well-known for the low-key demureness. ;)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:18pm.
I thought this was a pic of Heather Graham!
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Yeh they both have that googly-eyed crazy look.
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Bitch, stop dyeing your dog!
I guess that order stands for each of them.
You know, I never really understood the full meaning of the word "desperate" until Aubrey came on the scene.
I wonder if there is really anything she *won't* do or say to get press?
I thought this was a pic of Heather Graham!
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She'd be excellant in a low rent remake of Fatal Attraction.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:43pm.
What the hell is the matter with her eyes?
She gets screwed a lot...and her eyes are not an exception.
whats in USA water that breeds freaks like this! they are like a dime a dozen!
"Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:22pm.
Aubrey used to be so cute. I swear it. She's just fucking pathetic. She made a song for MK you know....it's awful!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9QQX_oGBKU"
Oh god. She should be grateful for "blogs" paying attention to her. Remember Aubrey, "bad" publicity is good publicity.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:44pm.
Who's this hooker again?
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That should have been the title of the post.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Oh god, another one of these lipstick lesbots. I'm sure munching carpet makes them feel enlightened.
Even Angelina still admits to some same-sex love. Peep it:
http://chaosoutoforder.wordpress.com/2008/12/13/jennifer-anistons-hey-br...
if she'd move over a tad more to cover the "n" then the sign would say "hor"
fitting... lol
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Who's this hooker again?
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
What the hell is the matter with her eyes? Her head must have gotten squeezed too hard between her galpal's legs.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Her poor dog looks even more depressed than Jessica Simpson's dog. It should be on suicide watch.
TITS, I love your av! lol
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why does she look like some coked out jan brady in this picture? wtf is up with her eyes? i feel so bad for that dog :(
she looks like Joan Van Ark here
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
She is so hot!!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I guess she was the Blind Item going "gay" for publicity.
ha ha doing some research, I have not found hot mess but I have found that MK has called her "raggedy puff ball" "rageddy tramp" "shameless skeezer with no morals" and the "head member of the Mega Slut Club."
LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
OMG someone please save that little critter!
(dog not ho).
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fitting that the word behind her cuts off to read HORNI.
Well, I was gonna copy something but it appears he's called her a hot mess a bunch of times;p
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Okay - what's more annoying?
Baby making attention whores, or faux-lesbian attention whores?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
she's just saying that so that she can keep having cum fiestas with guys having boners over her fauxhomosexual words...
stop lying, bitch, you like dick as much as i do...
So basically what she's saying is that she's an equal opportunity whore. OK then.
Edited to say: I really should start reading MK's headlines. *blushes*
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:25pm.
angel was that really MK that called her a hot mess? LMAO
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Pretty sure. The timing is right. Altho I haven't officially fact checked it I'm still pretty sure.
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angel was that really MK that called her a hot mess? LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Somebody has a serious case of "crazy eyes".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
hahahahha Jeffro!
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Hmmm, Hornitos.....
WTF is this, HoHan's "Tips on Staying Relevant"???
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Aubrey used to be so cute. I swear it. She's just fucking pathetic. She made a song for MK you know....it's awful!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9QQX_oGBKU
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as if i care what this thing fucks...the better question is what wouldn't this skank put her vagina on...i'm sure that list is miniscule...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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Mel-Tang on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:18pm.
She should get together with Hohan.
- My thoughts exactly. They have the same hair and apparently the same Life Mission Statement.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
First Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz anal sex talk, now another desperate WHORE pretending to be gay for attention.
I'M SO SICK OF THESE FUCKING LOSERS!!!!
Sorry, I'm having mild rage issues today. I had a rough night. Vodka and tears don't mix well together.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
That not Aubrey, thats Brandi c from rock of charm my STD or whatevertthefuck that show is called.
No seriously I don't understand why these "celebrities" feel the need to tells everything about their lives.
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I wanna nog your egg.
I didnt even know she was dating a girl.... her face looks SCARY
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She should get together with Hohan.
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Another dog?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Translation: I would fuck a door-knob.
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