Turning French For Mah Boo
My personal list on how to capture Anderson Cooper's heart has gotten longer. I already have to befriend Lisa Ling, become one with the sharks and now I have to find a way to turn French. You see, Page Six published this today:
Sightings... ANDERSON Cooper in black jeans and black leather jacket shopping for cashmere sweaters at Barneys Co-op with a young Frenchman.
How the fuck am I going to turn French? Eat more French toast and French fries? Dab a little spray cheese under my peen head? Sorry! The last French dude I got sexy with had a bad case of cheese dick. The kind of cheese dick that could put Kraft out of business. Or maybe he was Belgian? Or Canadian? Or from Minnesota? I don't know. We didn't exactly have a meaningful conversation about his birth country.
Wait. Mah Boo seems to love cashmere too. Maybe if I replace my skin with cashmere, he'll finally love me. He must love me! Ugh. I need to go take my meds now and cuddle with my silver plushie cat (I couldn't find a fox).
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:09pm.
what exactly is cheese dick?
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TOO...MANY...SMARTASS...REPLIES...OVERLOADOVERLOADOVERLOAD! :)
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
find out what grocery store mah boo shops at and when he gets to the salad dressing aisle, you can both reach for the same french dressing....*tingles*
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
what exactly is cheese dick?
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Happy Holidays
MK practice saying : voulez vous coucher avec moi, mah boo
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
like someone said, how do they know for a fact this (gay) guy wasn't canadian, belgian, from the antilles, or swiss?
Acoording to some friends, the building apt where my BF is moving this next weekend. is where the Silver Fox stays when visiting DC.
Hope I can see him at least once! And have MK over ASAP so he can seduce him.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
angel_i,
He really is perfect to look at.
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:03pm
LE CAR....BOUILLABAISSE....ESCARGOT!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Bradi,
Strap it on and say things like renaissance and culdesac!!
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Je peux parler le Francais!
Je peux t'aider, MK!
More ONT: Could he be any sexier? Seriously. *sigh*
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Geez, Andy, lay off a little on the foundation. That's what stinks about HDTV is it gets to the point where you can really see someones makeup.
Beard volunteer, over here~
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when i took french in high school one of the only things i remember learning is "mon petite chou chou" which means my little cabbage..and its supposed to be super sweet so if you call your BOO that maybe hell finally fall for you!
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Happy Holidays
Final item on Christmas list:
Order cashmere beret for MK.
I guess growing out your body hair wouldn't quite feel like cashmere, huh? Oh well. *ordering Rosetta Stone French* for MK's X-mas gift.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
J'adore Le Boo.
I'm a quarter French but I don't have a peen.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!