Turning French For Mah Boo
My personal list on how to capture Anderson Cooper's heart has gotten longer. I already have to befriend Lisa Ling, become one with the sharks and now I have to find a way to turn French. You see, Page Six published this today:
Sightings... ANDERSON Cooper in black jeans and black leather jacket shopping for cashmere sweaters at Barneys Co-op with a young Frenchman.
How the fuck am I going to turn French? Eat more French toast and French fries? Dab a little spray cheese under my peen head? Sorry! The last French dude I got sexy with had a bad case of cheese dick. The kind of cheese dick that could put Kraft out of business. Or maybe he was Belgian? Or Canadian? Or from Minnesota? I don't know. We didn't exactly have a meaningful conversation about his birth country.
Wait. Mah Boo seems to love cashmere too. Maybe if I replace my skin with cashmere, he'll finally love me. He must love me! Ugh. I need to go take my meds now and cuddle with my silver plushie cat (I couldn't find a fox).
MAAAAAAHHHHH BOOOOOOO!!!!
*sigh* oh, this makes me all happy.
i think all that French i took in community college is fixin' to come in fucking handy!!!
take that, MK!
[just kidding. i'll buy you Rosetta Stone and you can learn it your fucking self. :)]
oh, Mah Boo makes me so happy. :D
Wonky eye...
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¿Por Qué No Te Callas?
Morning whores!
Just came by to get a look at Mah Boo before I'm gone for the day!
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Dick happens! - MK
Instead of learning French, why not just get a job at the make-up counter at Barney's where you can smear your boo down with his beautiful orange foundation and then comb his eyebrows.
"do you really want to get into that debate? he's jewish and born in france"
There is no debate. He is Catholic. His parents converted to Catholicism and he is not of French descent. Yes, I know France thinks it is about nationality, but there are ethnic French people, which Ole Nick is not one. My father voted for Ole Nick, because he thought he would "clean-up France.
Like I said, if Nick can do it, so can MK.
Silver Fox Just for you, MK.
He's so damn hot, I know he's batting for the other team but he just does it for me.
I can't be the only one thinking about double clicking the mouse to him.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:39pm.
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No seriously I don't know what that means....
Gomez is the dad and husband in the Addams Family. Whenever his wife Morticia speaks French--even two words--he gets insanely romantic.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:40pm.
MK I have just one word of advice for you:
POUTINE.
TITS, that stuff is stunning. If there's a fatter, more calorie-laden dish anywhere, I don't want to know what it is. I can see that it might be the ultimate comfort food.
I thought he was into Puerto Ricans?
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:25pm.
"Mets-la dans le cou, Mah Boo."
hahahahahaha.
Do not be circumcised,most European cock is uncut.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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You can learn a shiteload of random vocabulary here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90k9tpn-3Do
Both of my parents are French (mum shaves her legs, both wash from time to time... so you know. lol), but my French sounds about high school at best. Sighs for the transplanted second generation...
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
You wanna be French? Don't shave your pits or bathe for 3 months. Nobody will know the difference.
Ugh. The no eyebrow no lashes look is non attrayant. Mah boo needs to start experimenting with some colors.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
I so love those sexy faces that he makes. I think if you want to be French for him don't wear deoderant and drown yourself in Chanel 5...there's the way to his heart MK!
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Submitted by ronnyk on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:52pm.
Walk up to him, bend over and say: "Testicules profondément".
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Or if he's French Canadian he could simply bend over and say: "Mets-la dans le cou, Mah Boo " (and I'd add "s'il te plaît", just cuz we're polite an' all)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:05pm.
Momus: my fave frog is Louis Jourdan
SEXAY!
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LJ is mahvelous. I couldn't remember how to spell his last name and I was afraid no one would recognize him if I didn't get it right.
MK: Add Louis Jourdan movies to your TiVo list, please.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Momus: my fave frog is Louis Jourdan
SEXAY!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Oh Snowy!
Now I wish I did not know. I mean, I mean, Mrs G. probably wishes that.
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Mrs. G.: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_cheese
MK: Try Rosetta Stone to learn French or watch old Charles Boyer and/or Maurice Chevalier movies while curled in with your plushie.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
MK,
To become french sing this song 10 times back to back: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVagbFcSUU
Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:41pm.
Anyone can go French! Nicholas Sarkozy did and he is now president of France! He is not of French blood, but a spawn of immigrants, even though he is trying to get them out of France. If jolly ole Nick can be French, so can you Mike.
do you really want to get into that debate? he's jewish and born in france
TITS!
Oh no. I am not eating anything that has 'curd' in it.
On topic: Mrs G asked what dick cheese was. Is nobody going to help?
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Walk up to him, bend over and say: "Testicules profondément".
I can report that the young Frenchman was me. Eat your heart out MK.
In other news...no one cares! Further proof the NY Post has absolutely no reason for existing.
anyway MK, once Coop finds out you are part "oriental" it will be ON!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
MK,
You are not using your imagination. With your Blackberry and Babel Fish you are good to go!
At worst the French will think your "Bon mauvais Francais" is endearing! The same way we Americans instantly find British/French/etc accents sexy.
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:40pm.
MK I have just one word of advice for you:
POUTINE.
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POUTINE is awesome! We have a camp up near the Canadian border that serves it...if you listen closely, you can actually hear it clogging up your arteries, LOL.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Anyone can go French! Nicholas Sarkozy did and he is now president of France! He is not of French blood, but a spawn of immigrants, even though he is trying to get them out of France. If jolly ole Nick can be French, so can you Mike.
MK I have just one word of advice for you:
POUTINE.
(google it bitch)
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:31pm.
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No seriously I don't know what that means....
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
My admiration for Anderson Cooper has gone way down! I am half-French and they are not the most romantic men in the world. He has to go Italian or Greek. No peen cheese with them and they're HOT.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:21pm.
Sorry, to me if Your Boo didn't wear foundation he'd just disappear into thin air. That albino/lack of pigment blue eyes-white-hair-white-skin thing. I suppose that's why he wears black pants and black jackets - so he doesn't get hit by cars.
(You know in movies they always are cast as hyper religious fanatics or neo-nazis.)
they pile on a bunch of foundation just so his face is visible...his lack of pigment gives him the seethroughness...
More French kissing, MK! Also, repeated listening to "Lady Marmalade," the original version. Try repeating, "La plume da ma tante est sur la table" and singing "Frere Jacaques."
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Now THAT is a tree!
MK, if Vadge, Shitney, and Fishsticks can turn British then surely you can find a way to become French.
AC looks like he has penis skin...
LOOK!!! ONLY 3 MORE MOTHERFUCKIN DAYS TO GO-
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:25pm.
No habla speaka de frenchie, but mucho respecto for the soundo (all lusty and romance novel like)
roar...
*All flusterated now thinking about Fabio*
hahahahaha. You're a female Gomez?
ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO TURN FRENCH?
I say we dlisters send Anderson a collective email, about our M.K... Him and M.K would be a perfect match. But M.K you don't like the News, what will you be talking about?
*Warning*
Please please please do not get close to Lisa Ling. I BEG YOU!
Flashback: Fall of 1989. Entering freshman year in high school in a small suburb of Sacramento. Lisa Ling is in my Spanish 2 class. Yes that very same Lisa Ling. Annoying, self centered, Gap wearing, penny loafer clad, argyle sweater wearing preppie. I'm not a hater, but believe me she's the last person you want to get near. Don't befriend her, befriend Wolf Blitzer instead!! Mmmmmmmmmm bearded peen!
What happened to his Latin boyfriend...the one who looked like him?
No habla speaka de frenchie, but mucho respecto for the soundo (all lusty and romance novel like)
roar...
*All flusterated now thinking about Fabio*
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
Sorry, to me if Your Boo didn't wear foundation he'd just disappear into thin air. That albino/lack of pigment blue eyes-white-hair-white-skin thing. I suppose that's why he wears black pants and black jackets - so he doesn't get hit by cars.
(You know in movies they always are cast as hyper religious fanatics or neo-nazis.)
Bystanders identified him as French because he was chain-smoking Gauloises.
uhh wear Tresor, Chanel ;O , a beret, buy a French Bulldog(my pref), drink lots of French wine, and rent 10 gillion times GIGI. ;)
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Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"
it is..
I've seen him in person. Let's just say the TV version of Mah boo is much better looking.
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Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:58pm.
Beard volunteer, over here
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haha I've said that to too many
Bradi!
Oui ! Oui ! Tres Goodeh !
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c