Ass & Pete On The Dog Whisperer
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson went on The Dog Whisperer before she popped out Bronx Mowgli, because they just weren't getting along, constantly biting at each other and fighting over who is pack leader. Yes, I know. Hit the gong!
Anyway, Ass and Pete really sought the advice of Cesar Milan, because their bulldogs, Hemingway and Rigby, weren't behaving. Ass is afraid how they are going to act with Bronx Mowgli around. Um. In order for the dogs to act sane, Ass and Pete have to move far away from their asses. Imagine being around those two dirty tampons all day. You'd go crazy too with the scent period blood always in the air.
Cesar does his usual shit like teaching Hemingway how to walk on the treadmill, etc.... I'm always shocked at this shit. There's no way in cat cookie hell that my dog would ever get on a damn treadmill, let alone walk on it. The minute I placed him on some kind of contraption that would force him to walk, he would grab all his shit and hit the road for Los Angeles where nobody walks. The lazy bitch wouldn't make it that far though. He would collapse in the hallway from exhaustion.
Ass and Pete's episode airs December 28th. Cesar should come back to teach them how to raise Bronx Mowgli. For real.
And why do celebwhores' houses always look like Z Gallerie, Pottery Barn and Cher's Sanctuary catalog exploded all over it?
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:03am.
I thought he "talked" to dogs (animals?)? Or maybe I'm thinking of another show?
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The Dog Whisperer is kind of boring unless one of the dogs is especially cute or problematic. They donate FAR to much time to each dog, when you can tell most of the problems are simply because A, the owner is a dumbass, or B, the owner is lazy and never trained it. Yawn. I'd rather see him help rehab neglected animals and train and prepare them for new homes than see self-indulgent pet owners wondering why their dog doesn't seem to speak English. The fact that they're now having 'celebrity episodes' really kind of makes me want to puke. If these hos really cared, couldn't they afford a trainer or obedience school....AWAY from the TV cameras?! Wasn't this the couple that's supposedly so private they won't sell their ugly baby's photos? Riiiiight. Barf.
I think ashlee is cute...and those dogs! omg I love bulldogs!
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GOD! :-D I'm so immature, every time i see those too one quote come to mind: "Chinocchio needs to stop his lie-telling before his chin gets so big that he'll have to start claiming it on his taxes"
gotta love MK for that jewel!
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
How many times are they going to say "The Baby?" Yes, we get it - you're fertile and fucking. Sheesh - nobody cares about your damn baby!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:03am.
That's why I love douchey Pete!! I love anyone that loves bullies!!!!
Salem,
Cesar Milan teaches what to most dog owners, is just common sense. Discipline and exercise make for a well behaved dog. Owners on that show let their dogs get away with anything then scratch their heads when Fido is a pain in the ass.
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Same thing with kids! Friggin dumbasses paying total strangers to tell them what's 'wrong'...look in the mirror, ya mo-rons.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Maybe if Pete knew how to sit up straight he'd have a more commanding presence that the dogs would respect. ...LOL, nah! I don't think that would do much help.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:03am.
Cesar Milan teaches what to most dog owners, is just common sense. Discipline and exercise make for a well behaved dog. Owners on that show let their dogs get away with anything then scratch their heads when Fido is a pain in the ass.
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Ive never seem DW but thats what I think when I watch those nanny 911 shows. Those parents are clueless.
I couldnt even finish watching it. Asslee has a super annoying voice and the 10th time she said "the baybee" I had to turn it off.
Tacky ass house, too.
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they are both dogs...
dog whisperer my asshole.
try the monks of the new skete, they lay it down, as far as being a good pet owner.
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I just wish Wentz would pull his nappy up.
That's why I love douchey Pete!! I love anyone that loves bullies!!!!
Salem,
Cesar Milan teaches what to most dog owners, is just common sense. Discipline and exercise make for a well behaved dog. Owners on that show let their dogs get away with anything then scratch their heads when Fido is a pain in the ass.
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If The Dog Whisperer fails, P&A could always try the It's Me or the Dog lady, Victoria.
last night on tmztv it was sooo funny, they showed Petey at the Virgin Mega store giving out his cd and only like 20 people showed up, then he was miming doing lines on the cd cover in front of a bunch of teeny boppr fans. Also, he was totally wasted and everyone there was commenting on it. What a good dad, LOL
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the dogs have better names than the baby
Aslee is really desperate to maintain her 15 minutes. Seriously, does anyone care about that dickhole and her asswipe husband?
Today's Theme: Dogs that are more attractive than their owners.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I can't believe people buy into this shit. A dog whisperer? Really? Samething goes for psychics.
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I wanna nog your egg.
OK I admit it, I liked Cher's Sanctuary catalog. But please stop posting pics of these two before noon, MK.
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