Liz Rosenberg Will Pay For This!
On Monday, Vadge's very own spokeswhore of a million years, Liz Rosenberg, told the world that Guy Ritchie got around $76 to $92 million for being married to a velociraptor with a nut cracker vagina. We all rejoiced and danced on our old Like A Virgin records. I'm joking about that last part. My Like A Virgin record is a prized possession. Only because my dumb fuck sister forged an autograph from Vadge on it before giving it to me as a present when we were kids. I framed it and everything! I found out a couple of years later she lied to me and committed forgery! Heartbreaking and illegal. Okay, I really found out last week.
Anyway, Vadge and Guy have issued a joint statement saying the settlement amount is completely wrong. Vadge said (with Guy's nuts still in her claws), "We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest. A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week. The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement. Our primary concern, like any co-parents, is the care and well being of our children."
Please, this shit was all planned out. Vadge was so angry that she started gritting her pussy teeth when everyone called Guy Ritchie "saint of the year" for walking away from her fortune. So in order to rain on Guy's good guy parade, Vadge had her spokesbitch make that little announcement knowing that she would issue her own statement a few days later claiming the amount is all wrong.
Everything is so damn complicated in Vadge's life! Fuck. She needs Neicy Nash and the Clean House team to visit her brains and get rid of all the damn clutter. I swear. She makes everything so damn difficult.
And if Liz is the one that fucked up, well, then we probably won't hear from her ass for a while, because she's being held in Vadge's jail cell crotch. If you happen to walk by Vadge in the next few days, throw a few stale bread crumbs towards her vagina for Liz to snack on.
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It's time to cover up, Vadge. This is not sexy, it is grotesque.
IT's a MAN!!!!!!!!
I think it's funny how so many people have so many bad things to say about someone they don't know anything about. She is a performer and a savvy business woman, and if she uses the press to her advantage, so be it.
Viva Liz Rosenburg and the Queen!
Vadge thinks she is far too relevant for the mess that she is now. What a control freak c-u-next tuesday she is! Who cares what amount Guy gets...he's still getting oodles of money anyway! She makes far too much of everything and needs to let it go...she is the one who called him an "emotional retard" anyway!
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Madonna needs to give it up,she is a ridiculous mess.I still have my copy of her Sex book,it's too bad she doesn't look like that now.
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"Whilst?" Is Madge gonna still keep talking like a British person? I thought she gave that up in the divorce.
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God, Madonna's getting gross.
SHe needs to wake up and realise she's 50 and stop subjecting us to her disgusting outfits.
This is all made-up crap, because of the publicity around the settlement! Liz R would not piss without Vadge's approval. Everyone knows that. The woman lies for Vadge on a daily basis. Vadge is just angry, because of how she looks in the press. She thought leaking the amount was good, but it backfired on her so she is trying to turn things around. So what else is new?
Submitted by KillBilly on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:15pm.
There is sorta an anti-woman insults in alot of the comments made about Madonna – no one is telling male artist that they need to retire ie.
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Yeah, and no one's saying that to Cher, Aretha, Tina, or even Liza (how the hell does she always get in there?) either.
Madonna's just looking pathetic is all.
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There is sorta an anti-woman insults in alot of the comments made about Madonna – no one is telling male artist that they need to retire ie. Aerosmith, the Rolling Stones, Prince, and Bruce the list goes on.
While it's true those artist don't do dance pop but she does and as for her "dancing around pretending to be 25" it's not really pretending when you can keep up with 25 year old dancers.
Face it we live in a society that says when you grow older you have to be a certain way just please people perceptions of you - which I think very is stupid.
Seriously, this woman knows how to keep herself in the press...
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Just read lainey. She bores me with her constant 'feminist' like posts on people like Vadge. Like somehow it is mean Guy that was supposed to mistreat Vadge (has she SEEN those muscles) and how the press is all mean 'n shit towards Vadge and nice to Guy.
Well look at her! Over the hill, dancing around pretending to be 25 and by all accounts an unpleasant twat.
Guy, if you took 200 mill, you deserved it! Sleeping with Gristle Bitch must have been tough.
dementa & LOVE ANDERSON thanks for your responses even if they were a bit catty.
For me personally music wise she lost me after the Ray of Light album (she still can produce a good single here and there)- but I still respect her originally vision of being a woman in control of her own image, her music, and her business and the only reason why I still follow her because she can still do what I've always liked about her and that is her ability to piss people off which she still can do in spades.
dementa on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:17pm
And big kiss and chichi flash to you.
I'm feeling very pontifictatstic today.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Love Anderson, I could kiss you. I hate people who act like women should automatically support anyone with a vestigial vagina, or that if you dare to not like a woman you must be evil, jealous and misogynistic.
As for this dried-up wad in tights, she's so cut off from the real world that she doesn't realize that she's making Guy look better and better every time she tries to sully his image. First she rushes to give him money in an effort to make him look like a golddigger, and now she's rushing out a rebuttal to an OFFICIAL statement.
And I'm really enjoying seeing her body shrivel into a mass of stringy muscles. After a decade of having people rave about how good she looks (after plastic surgery, bucketloads of makeup and constant exercise!), it's nice to see that it can't hide what she is anymore.
KillBilly, because she has zero connection with the public anymore, which is what sold her to them in the first place.
Because her pompous-asshole hypocritical behavior has made her a joke.
Because she's completely musically irrelevant, since she no longer can come out with anything vaguely unique, groundbreaking or memorable. Instead she does the same old tired club pop, latches onto hot-popster-du-jour and tries to present herself as current and relevant.
Because the public is dumb enough to keep buying her ridiculously overpriced tickets and albums just out of loyalty.
KillBilly on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:07pm.
Can somebody please explain why Madonna can outsell herself tour wise, is the number 1 top record selling female artist worldwide excluding the US yet she's considered irrelevant?
- I'll take a shot at this.
I was a fan through the "Like A Virgin" phase, after that, I didn't care about her and never understood what the draw was. Myself and maybe a some others as well only see the Vadge that is a media hwore, a second rate entertainer that needs excess to stay relevant. Over processed productions in her "performances" only high light that fact.
A self indulged, self entitled, indignant cunt.
Depending on the varying degree of fan you are, of course opinions that are critical of the Vadge will not be understood.
So, her irrelevance is self made by Vadge herself.
See?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Can somebody please explain why Madonna can outsell herself tour wise, is the number 1 top record selling female artist worldwide excluding the US yet she's considered irrelevant?
STFU, Vadge.
Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:22am.
It def is in US English, where most such -"st" endings are (amongst, etc.). My US style book says "virtually obsolete in AmE and reeks of pretension in the work of a modern American writer." That's why US posters were making Old Testament jokes.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:14am.
I love the word "whilst," even tho it's archaic ("while" works perfectly well). I like to pronounce it (wrongly) WILLST cuz it sounds even more snooty.
===Whilst whilst whilst ... since when is whilst archaic? Maybe it's my brit upbringing *removing plum from mouf*
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:20am.
It's jargon. Nothing about Madonna is ever ordinary, yano?
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:17am.
Thanks, Sheeps. But couldn't the still be parents in separate households? Whatevs.
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:55am.
I don't get the "co-parents" either. Isn't that redundant?
It is, but they're talking about "co-parenting" in separate households.
I love the word "whilst," even tho it's archaic ("while" works perfectly well). I like to pronounce it (wrongly) WILLST cuz it sounds even more snooty.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:00am.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:54am.
I am sure that "whilst" is a word this cunt has used since childhood.
You've obviously never been to Detroit. It's all "whilst" and "thoust" and such. It's like the Old Testament.
I really wonder when Vadge turned into such a "Cunst". Maybe after the split from Sean Penn?
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lara on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:29am.
i don't get the hate on madonna especially coming from other women.
- Please don't place judgments with blanket statements like this. Just because she is still allegedly a woman does not make it a mandatory right that we women have to support her.
By that standard of reasoning we should also support assholes like Paris Hilton.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I don't get the "co-parents" either. Isn't that redundant?
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She is just so exceedingly gross! Are you guys sure she's female or even human?
Pop SUCKS!
Submitted by mike on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:00am.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:54am.
I am sure that "whilst" is a word this cunt has used since childhood.
You've obviously never been to Detroit. It's all "whilst" and "thoust" and such. It's like the Old Testament.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:29am.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:18am.
that's because she takes growth hormone, don't be so naive to think that shehulk body is at all natural...
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O that's what she pumping herself up with on the plane that time! I thought it was B vitamins but they said she had more than one.
ask any bodybuilder / fitness person who's into drugs, and they'll tell you: growth hormone will evaporate your fat tissue, and give you veins like vadge has...you don't get a body like that from eating tofu, and being a money hungry whore...
Is it wrong for a woman like her to have sugar daddy?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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i don't get the hate on madonna especially coming from other women. madonna works hard, she earned her money. at 50 years old to do what she does is quite admirable. she is very ambitious and i like that. i don't think it's fair that guy gets so much money and madonna is still hated. he is the male heather mills and the british media needs to recognize it, but that will never happen because he is their golden boy. gosh, sometimes i hate the media.. so biased!!!
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:18am.
that's because she takes growth hormone, don't be so naive to think that shehulk body is at all natural...
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O that's what she pumping herself up with on the plane that time! I thought it was B vitamins but they said she had more than one.
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Madge better lay off the steroids, or go into Pro Wrestling.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:08am.
well just as long as liz doesn't pull something like madoff did with vadge's cash
watch your cash vadge!
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that's all she's ultimately interested in. I imagine all she DOES is watch it.
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Submitted by Mawy on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:14am.
Oh my goodness, she is so disgusting looking. Does she think that's sexy? If I had the muscles of a man I would immediately stop exersicing and hide myself in baggy clothes. I wouldn't run around in a leotard! Especially at age 50! This biotch is delusional!
that's because she takes growth hormone, don't be so naive to think that shehulk body is at all natural...
WTF is up with her legs??? If she wanted she could use them for good as "the Jaws of Life"...BUT, NO!!! she chooses to use them for evil and break people's will and rip out male scrotums and her croc vagina uses them as chew toys.....many a male nuts are huddled within....quivering with fear....WE SHOULD HAVE A TELETHONE and raise money to free the nuts!
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Oh my goodness, she is so disgusting looking. Does she think that's sexy? If I had the muscles of a man I would immediately stop exersicing and hide myself in baggy clothes. I wouldn't run around in a leotard! Especially at age 50! This biotch is delusional!
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Submitted by justice on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:05am.
Dignified would be not commenting.. or even not running out on your husband in public. Hmmm but that's just me.
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For a matter that's allegedly private, they sure refuse to STOP TALKING about it to the media.
Ugh, as if anyone cares how many millions this Gorgon had to hand over to her long-suffering husband. If there were any justice in this world, Guy would take all the money and Madonna would be left to panhandle for nickels in the streets and eat out of a dumpster behind the Perth Amboy, NJ Denny's. This wrinkled sow truly needs to sit the fuck down and get over herself. HATE. HER.
well just as long as liz doesn't pull something like madoff did with vadge's cash
watch your cash vadge!
So let me get this straight, they got together to issue a statement regarding the amount of money Guy is getting.
And call themselves "co-parents".
Yes, I can feel all the concern for the children.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:43am.
Who cares?
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PRECISELY! WHILST I do enjoy pointing fun at the walking corpse that is Mum-Ra.. she honestly needs to shut the fuck up, for once!
Dignified would be not commenting.. or even not running out on your husband in public. Hmmm but that's just me.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:59am.
First of all, "whilst"???? Bitch please!
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Yeah, she started doing that when she went out for Evita.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:54am.
I am sure that "whilst" is a word this cunt has used since childhood.
You've obviously never been to Detroit. It's all "whilst" and "thoust" and such. It's like the Old Testament.
First of all, "whilst"???? Bitch please!
Second, Madge, stop playing these damn games. You're fucking 50! It ain't cute or clever. Try your hand at being a human and not an attention starved celeb.
Lastly (lastly? having a Madge moment!), I think Madge and Tommy Girl should hook up only so they can systematically destroy each other.
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Like most things in Madonna's life, this makes no sense. It was her own long-time spokeswhore who made the statement on Monday. She didn't just randomly release a statement on her own without Vag being in on it. But like someone else said, if it's a private matter for them then why do I keep hearing about this whole divorce mess from them and their people???
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:51am.
I see frog legs.
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hahahahahaha...*trying to erase pic of Vadge's vadge with big snapping dentures*
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