Hot Slut Of The Day!

Wow, I'm glad she can sing "Every song I every wanted."

This bitch is so fucking annoying. Everytime one of her annoying as hell commercials comes on my TV, I feel a turd poking out of my ass that needs to come out. Her voice is that bad. And what the hell is up with someone that has hair similar to the chick in the old porn 70's flick "Debbie Does Dallas" sitting on her ass singing Christmas songs in her fucking pajamas? This is definitely one that needs that stroke out for the holidays!!

This bitch CANNOT just change the title of an Abba song because she wants to. That is sacrilege.

That is some butt ugly hair and music

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

MK,

If you haven't yet, you have to do that hot slut with the huge blonde hair that's always with that douche evangelist Benny Hinn.

AAHAHHH MK, YOU ARE MY SOULMATE!
I BELIEVE IN ANGELS!
CAUSE CHRISTMAS IS THE MAN FROM GALILEE!
EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL!
It seems I've been watching a too much FOX lately, this commercial runs nonstop.
HOT SLUT OF THE WEEK PLEASE!

Where can I get a Cristy wig for my mom, that's what I want to know. That's some high-maintenance hair.

i love soul less christmas music...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related

You know this commercial was taped in 1987. I mean, look at her hair...and those outfits! Not to menton it looks like it was shot on film.

...and whats up with that creepy montage? Mother Thresa, Babe Ruth, Cristy Lane herself srounded by disabled children, and a pic of solders in the Vietnam war?!
What the hell is that supost to equate?

Werd.

Pretty cheesEEE.
We saw this commercial the other night watchin' Greta. My ol' man thought it was a joke at first. Like SNL does fake commercials. When he realized it was on FOX and it was no joke he literally shuddered.

XD.
xian music is an oxymoron.
LOL!

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Her homemade blouses is so nice! You can't even buy churchwear that gorgeous on QVC.

my uncle a USMC vietnam vet loves this women because she used to go over and entertain the guys. and he was her security for one show

Submitted by Raniya on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:41am.
The sad part, is that I had haircut when I was 12 years old....

The sadder part is that I sometimes still see that hairstyle when visiting my parents in Eastern NC.

My heart is crack a lackin' wit the powah!

God I love infomercials.

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I wanna nog your egg.

The sad part, is that I had haircut when I was 12 years old....
I think my parents hated me.

Where did they dig up Crusty's cd from?

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Oh man, my Meemaw loved her damn Cristy Lane cassettes back in the day.

Thanks for making me a weepy bitch this morning, MK.

I remember seeing these as a little kid and even then thinking to myself, "this is some cheesy shit."

Now I'd like to imagine her, Slim Whitman, and Boxcar Willy in a threeway.

>>>>>>>>She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:40am.

Dark Sided Godless Pagan Sinner!

So when does the ritual slaying of the virgin start at your holiday party?

==LMTO, Virgins? bwahhahahhahhhahhhhha

You christians will believe ANYTHING!

*DORK SIDED GODLESS PAGANIZAH SINNERIZAH*

<"with all the turmoil in the world today, find comfort and strength in Cristy's voice">

Of course this runs non-stop on Fox. That's code for "Remember the 80s and you never heard of Barack Obama?"

Shake me I rattle, Squeeze me I cry........

Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:36am.
There go the christians, trying to hijack christmas AGAIN!

Dark Sided Godless Pagan Sinner!

So when does the ritual slaying of the virgin start at your holiday party?

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A place for book lovers and free thinkers.

That hair could repel Satan.

Seriously though, I thought this was Reba McEntire:
http://www.reba.com/images/music/discography/promotional/RebaMcEntireCou...

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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

"One day at a time, sweet Jesus, that's all I'm asking from (of?) you"
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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There go the christians, trying to hijack christmas AGAIN!

I'll bet Jessucksa Simpson wishes she had stuck with the Gospel/Christian Rock crap she was pushing years ago.

I bet she's sold more CDs than Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's last efforts combined. Good. It's going to be 20-30 years before Grandpa Joe has those two making the same commercial.

This commercial rnus on FOX alot! Theres a lot of that good ole republican mindset woven although this creeptastic crap.

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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!

LOLOLOLOL She's something.

DY NO MITE Bitches!

This dates me, but I remember ads for her records (and this was the 70's) used to be on the side of dixie cup boxes. She had the same hair too!

That reminds me - I could really go for some Jiffy Pop right now.

Babe Ruth was an angel? I thought he was an over weight hedonistic bastard.

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A place for book lovers and free thinkers.

How does she get her hair to do that?!

I love One Day at a Time. It was a #1 country hit for her in 1980.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas

I see that commercial at least once a day. I always end up staring at her amazing hair.

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"With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!" -MK

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Oh man I thought it was Blanche Devereaux then I scrolled past the hair and it was someone I didn't know.

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.