Kellie Pickler Needs A Chola Makeover
Kellie Pickler's bare ass face is begging for a gorgeous chola makeover! Kellie reminds me of this white girl in junior high school who hung out with all my cholita friends. Her name was Rebecca, but she made everyone call her ass Ricca (pronounced Ree-ca). She was stunning. She had the Sharpie eyebrows, black lip liner, slick backed hair, oversized Dickies, wife beater, the whole thing... Ricca even painted a tear under her eye to look extra hardcore.
She showed us a scar and said she got it from a knife fight. Ha. We later found out it was just an appendix scar. Dumb bitch! Anyway, Kellie reminds me of her ass. Without make-up, Kellie has major period face, but with just a few Sharpie lines over her eyes and lips, she can be a gorgeous chola beauty!
Below is a preliminary sketch of the chola beauty Kellie can become. Don't be jealous of these Photoshop skills. She's already a million times more glamorous!
Here's Kellie leaving for Iraq from DC today. Kellie probably had a really deep conversation with Obama. Nobody tell her that the Obama she bonded with is made out of cardboard.
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Wow, you did that really well. It looks really good.
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erm also NOT gangsta.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:14pm
Book smarts, but no common sense. What is wrong w/ people today? I would so haul out there & give them the eyebrow. You know, the international eyebrow for stop doing that you pig!
That's just fucking nasty.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:15pm.
You could always throw your shoe at him!
OMG! That's hilarious. Right, isn't "throwing of the shoes" internationally recognized as a way to show one's displeasure at another?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Period face! LOOOOL!
She looks good, though. Definitely a cute girl.
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Kelli Pickler as a chola is a VAST improvement...! Who is she anyway?
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:16pm.
You could always throw your shoe at him!
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What if that means "I want to lick your balls" where he's from?
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Own it like a strap-on.
she looks cute w/o makeup & great ass.
best makeover ever!!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:03pm.
Get the fuck out of here! Some guy is pruning his toenails in the office? I dare you to yell his name and tell him to knock it off! DO IT!
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Let's just say he's an international student. I don't think he would have had any clue what I was yelling at him for.
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You could always throw your shoe at him!
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:03pm.
Get the fuck out of here! Some guy is pruning his toenails in the office? I dare you to yell his name and tell him to knock it off! DO IT!
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Let's just say he's an international student. I don't think he would have had any clue what I was yelling at him for.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Don't know who she is, but she looks cute w/out make up. She should fix those brows.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:07pm.
LCT-alina
why aren't you in the anal/buttsex-anal probe thread??
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I'm on my way!
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Um...who the fuck is this???
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:03pm.
Get the fuck out of here! Some guy is pruning his toenails in the office? I dare you to yell his name and tell him to knock it off! DO IT!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:03pm
I'm going to throw up! What kind of company/field do you work for?
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I work at a university in a graduate program department. You'd think people getting graduate degrees wouldn't be SO FUCKING GROSS AND RIDICULOUS. Uuuurrrrggghhh. I don't think I'll ever be able to hear the sound of nail clippers without gagging ever again.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:57pm.
Nice!
and you know what sucks? I have not ONE real friend/co worker, what have you , in my real life who knows what a chola is.
I find when I'm out in the public, that most people don't get my, (and to a certain extent, the "dlisted") sense of humor.
Last March, I was mortified on our St. Pete's Beach vacay. I was at the 7-11 across the street from the resort, getting coffee and breakie stuff.
You know when you're in line and the magazine racks are right there in front of the register? Well some fakokta magazine, (maybe Oprah's rag), had a headline about "Your Vajayjay!".
I pointed to it and laughed, saying, "Nice headline!" to a young woman in line in front of me.
She looked at me like I was from another planet. I felt like such an ass!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ughhh, Kellie Pickler needs a paper bag!!!!
She looks quite pickleable.
I wonder what is MK on and where I can get some!
God I love this ho (MK that is)
LCT-alina
why aren't you in the anal/buttsex-anal probe thread??
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:59pm.
Angel_i
beesh please... you know you do it better
I think of you when I see cholas <3
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Michael! You are so crazy! I love it!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:03pm
I'm going to throw up! What kind of company/field do you work for?
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She's flat and that's that!
MK you need baby jesus in your life
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK! Someone's clipping their nails and the sound of the nail clipper is making my ears bleed. That shit does not need to be done in public! No one wants fucking fingernail scraps scattered everywhere!
OH MY GOD IT'S NOT A COWORKER ITS SOMEONE IN THE FUCKING HALLWAY WITH THEIR FUCKING SOCK OFF CLIPPING THEIR FUCKING TOENAILS OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED A BUCKET AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
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MK, you are a true artist of cholarie!
Kellie has great bone structure and skin. She does benefit from a little make-up.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
It's like a Picasso!! MK is a mother fuckin artist.
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Angel_i
beesh please... you know you do it better
I think of you when I see cholas <3
OMG that 2nd picture is hilarious!!! I look like a lunatic laughing by myself here in the office!
Nice!
and you know what sucks? I have not ONE real friend/co worker, what have you , in my real life who knows what a chola is.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Actually, for not wearing any makeup she looks okay, most people don't look that good. Props to her for going to Iraq. I do love the makeover, though:0)
Your photoshop skills are fierce!!!
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:51pm.
Angel_i
I smell a new avvie!!
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Yeah. As soon as I finish DYING of jealousy!!!
BOOOOOOOOhoohoohoohoo! I'm a HAG!
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I like the Pickler. Why is it that men don't need makeup? Seems unfair.
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Bye! Good
MK, either you're turning straight or I'm turning into a dude. Either way, we're getting married. That was so magical.
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yeah, that is some chola lite! where is angel_i with the hardcore chola skills? :)
HAHAH! Love it....
The craziness and the photoshop skills...
Angel_i
I smell a new avvie!!
MK, that is cholatastic! She needs a darker lip line and lipstick and a heavier hand with the liner, but you have mad SKILLZ!
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Now THAT is a tree!