Kellie Pickler Needs A Chola Makeover
Kellie Pickler's bare ass face is begging for a gorgeous chola makeover! Kellie reminds me of this white girl in junior high school who hung out with all my cholita friends. Her name was Rebecca, but she made everyone call her ass Ricca (pronounced Ree-ca). She was stunning. She had the Sharpie eyebrows, black lip liner, slick backed hair, oversized Dickies, wife beater, the whole thing... Ricca even painted a tear under her eye to look extra hardcore.
She showed us a scar and said she got it from a knife fight. Ha. We later found out it was just an appendix scar. Dumb bitch! Anyway, Kellie reminds me of her ass. Without make-up, Kellie has major period face, but with just a few Sharpie lines over her eyes and lips, she can be a gorgeous chola beauty!
Below is a preliminary sketch of the chola beauty Kellie can become. Don't be jealous of these Photoshop skills. She's already a million times more glamorous!
Here's Kellie leaving for Iraq from DC today. Kellie probably had a really deep conversation with Obama. Nobody tell her that the Obama she bonded with is made out of cardboard.
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geez angel i'm tired too. and i have to go out for a walk in the snow later.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:26pm.
Angel!
Thank heavens you are her to help MK for his Xmas Cholaization...
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Oooh...lil Deb I am planning something EXTRA special! I know MK only did this cuz he's DYING to be in one of my films! And I am more than happy to oblige.
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angel i LOVE your puppy cam song!!!
if someone gives nancy the chola treatment, you better just send it to her so she can show it on air.
better than those pics of her fug babies!!!
nancy chola fo lyfe!
@TITS: PAPERS?! I DON'T NEED NO STINKING PAPERS!
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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:15pm.
Ha! SHOW ME THE MONEY!;p
Seriously - I had to work my ass off today and I'm all burned out. Why? Because I HAD to make a puppy cam vid. Why did I HAVE to? Good question. I have no idea:)
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wow, tis the season, uh?
you got a new puppeh? is the vid up?
(you know me. Serious addiction)
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O no - it's the one down in my siggy - TITS sent me this Puppy Cam song and I fixed a bunch of pics to make an album for it.
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Angel!
Thank heavens you are her to help MK for his Xmas Cholaization...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:19pm.
who is nancy grace?
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Oh google her! SHE NEEDS TO BE CHOLATIZED!!! A Chola Nancy Grace...AHAHAHAHA! Can you imagine that crazy bitch's schtick in Chola speak? PRICELESS!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:15pm.
Ha! SHOW ME THE MONEY!;p
Seriously - I had to work my ass off today and I'm all burned out. Why? Because I HAD to make a puppy cam vid. Why did I HAVE to? Good question. I have no idea:)
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wow, tis the season, uh?
you got a new puppeh? is the vid up?
(you know me. Serious addiction)
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:16pm.
I'll cholarize the Queen!
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Woohoo! CHOLA! CHOLA! *to the chant of "Toga, Toga," in "Animal House"....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:16pm.
I'll cholarize the Queen!
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Papers please.
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who is nancy grace?
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
I'll cholarize the Queen!
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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by Nippy on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 8:53pm.
If there's a graphics genius out there, please create cholatize.com NOW!!!!!
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you SO need to meet Angel_i!! she'll take you to Chola Heaven. Beesh gots skillz Cholarizing!
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Ha! SHOW ME THE MONEY!;p
Seriously - I had to work my ass off today and I'm all burned out. Why? Because I HAD to make a puppy cam vid. Why did I HAVE to? Good question. I have no idea:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 8:52pm.
MK, if you Cholatize Queen Elizabeth, I will will you my fortune
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I can't do it. I'm Canadian. Beside - that's just not cool tl. not cool at all.
Well, it would be if it would be funny, but it won't so it's not.
k?
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Submitted by Crass_Ass on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 8:14pm.
Whoa. When I saw that main pic, I seriously thought that was Nancy Grace sans makeup.
That gets me thinking...what would Nancy Grace look like all Chola'd up? Someone needs to make that image become a reality.
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OH.MAH.GAWDDDD
dream come TRUE.
p-p-p-p-LEASEEEEE?
I know...but I want a site where we can upload a photo and CHOLATIZE it!
Submitted by Nippy on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 8:53pm.
If there's a graphics genius out there, please create cholatize.com NOW!!!!!
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you SO need to meet Angel_i!! she'll take you to Chola Heaven. Beesh gots skillz Cholarizing!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
If there's a graphics genius out there, please create cholatize.com NOW!!!!!
MK, if you Cholatize Queen Elizabeth, I will will you my fortune...(fortune being a half finished box o' wine, some left over Chinese food which may or may not be a few chemical steps away from a vial of Botox, and an obese tiger cub with seperation anxiety issues...oh and some debt and random shit...Did I say debt??? I meant Lil' Debties..you know, the snack cakes... You love those.)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
BB?
a hillbilly who pretends to be dumb?
i'm puzzled.
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Nice ass in the 5th picture
actually this things skin isn't bad, but she should definitely not leave the house without head to toe makeup...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
She looks real plain with out make up but I think she has amazingly good skin and looks better than a lot of the other celebs with out make up.I mostly can't stand her because she is a hillbilly and pretends to be dumb.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Deb!
“Hey, these pears are dead! These are dead pears, man. Hey, what happened, guys?”
LOL! I was thinkin about his skit about anything that has temp dials on it lies when my office thermo said 72 degrees but I could not feel my fingers!!!
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Whoa. When I saw that main pic, I seriously thought that was Nancy Grace sans makeup.
That gets me thinking...what would Nancy Grace look like all Chola'd up? Someone needs to make that image become a reality.
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~It's not rape if you yell "Surprise!".~
Dammit MK, that 2nd pic made me spew out beer across the room. Excuse me while I cleanup. A little warning next time.
MK needs Angel to work her magic! No one can Chola like the Chola Queen herself....
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by MakeIt6 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 7:24pm.
MK,
Please make this Chola Makeover like a weekly thing!
PLEEEEAAAASSSEEEE!!!
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GASP! I agweee PWETTY PWEASE??? Ooh, I wanna see a Chola Pam and a Chola Jordan...Well, the list is endless. A shorter list would be 'skanks I DON'T want to see Cholatized...'...Yeah, and that list is blank for a reason...:-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@ infatuated - go here for celeb chola makeovers.
angel has a few different vids up
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=littlemissbliss&view=videos
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hmm. nup. her hair is too clean.
needs to lose a chunk of tooth too.
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Submitted by MakeIt6 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 7:24pm.
YESSS!!! I second MakeIt6. We need a Chola Makeover of the Week!
I have no clue who this girl is, but she's cute. The chola-tization was definitely an improvement though.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
MK,
Please make this Chola Makeover like a weekly thing!
PLEEEEAAAASSSEEEE!!!
Can someone explain the origin/appeal of the chola look? Do they not realize their eyebrows are drawn on, and dark lip liner went out about 20 years ago? Do cholos (man cholas) find this attractive?
Holy crap, she is HARSH without makeup. She looks like a dude. That chola makeover is priceless.
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Ooopsie, typo, meant to say FACES. Your magic touch upon their FACES. I gotta lay off the cabernet before dinner...
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I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
LOL I love the teardrop
Goddamnsam, MK! You are true artist. Fell off my seat laughingwhen I saw Kelly's homegirl remake.
MK, may I suggest you treat all Dlisters to more of your fabulous Photoshop talent?
How about giving the following peeps a chola makeover: Shitney, Keira, Nicole K, Vadge, Renee Z, Tori, and of course the all too pretentious Wonky McValtrex. Just a suggestion. I'm sure there are many more I've overlooked, but you know they'd all look best with your magic touch upon their feces.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Are we looking at the same picture? Because that chick is fuckin U-G-L-Y.
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I wanna nog your egg.
Her ass is sick
Oh, Clarisse!
Pears can just fuck off too. 'Cause they're gorgeous little beasts, but they're ripe for half an hour, and you're never there. They're like a rock or they're mush. In the supermarket, people banging in nails. "I'll just put these shelves up, mate, then you can have the pear." … So you think, "I'll take them home and they'll ripen up." But you put them in the bowl at home, and they sit there, going, "No! No! Don't ripen yet, don't ripen yet. Wait til he goes out the room! Ripen! Now now now!"
Eddie Izzard
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Uh..............should I know who she is? If so, why?
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Don't surround yourself with yourself; move on back to square.
All she's missing is the orange hair.
She's kinda hard to hate because she's so fuckin' ditzy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I'm not gay or anything, but Kellie has an amazing ass...I mean really...look at that thing!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
A ghost.
baaahahaha
MK should work for America's Next Top Model and give those hoez his special makeovers.
kelly pickler looks like my 40 yr old-soccer-mom-next-door-neighbor without the makeup.
i hate that bitch.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:25pm.
Today we got a present from my Mom. Pears.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She just needs to let her eyebrows grow out, that's all. Her skin is a lovely color, and she looks healthy and happy. So much cuter than most "celebrities."
Islandgirl!
When Eddie Izzard came out from back-stage on Conan last night he lobbed a shoe at Conan.
Yep. Any excuse for me to talk about Eddie. Lalala alalala....what? True story.
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Bowie and Bing
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