Kellie Pickler Needs A Chola Makeover
Kellie Pickler's bare ass face is begging for a gorgeous chola makeover! Kellie reminds me of this white girl in junior high school who hung out with all my cholita friends. Her name was Rebecca, but she made everyone call her ass Ricca (pronounced Ree-ca). She was stunning. She had the Sharpie eyebrows, black lip liner, slick backed hair, oversized Dickies, wife beater, the whole thing... Ricca even painted a tear under her eye to look extra hardcore.
She showed us a scar and said she got it from a knife fight. Ha. We later found out it was just an appendix scar. Dumb bitch! Anyway, Kellie reminds me of her ass. Without make-up, Kellie has major period face, but with just a few Sharpie lines over her eyes and lips, she can be a gorgeous chola beauty!
Below is a preliminary sketch of the chola beauty Kellie can become. Don't be jealous of these Photoshop skills. She's already a million times more glamorous!
Here's Kellie leaving for Iraq from DC today. Kellie probably had a really deep conversation with Obama. Nobody tell her that the Obama she bonded with is made out of cardboard.
And DR. FUNK she bought those boobs. So they are not "perfect" at all. Perfect only exists naturally.
Kellie Pickler is sooo fucking ugly. Why are people always trying to tell me that this chick is "good looking" and "hot"? Her face makes me gag--makeup or not.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:34am
I totally thought so too. Especially the "chola" version - looks just like her!
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
Cholastastic!
I thought it was Xtina....
HA! I love you, MK!
"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored and I still wouldn't get with that." ~ MK
this needs to become a weekly post of dlisted, mk !!
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For the first time I am truly offended by something I´ve seen on Dlisted. Going out like this is simply inexcusable! I live in the middle of nowhere and I still manage to put on make-up before I show myself to people. She is being photographed so there´s just no excuse. Ugly skank.
not at all paying attention to her face in that 5th pic.
looks good in those tight pants!
She has a face?! I was too busy scoping her flawless 34D's.Gotta love her perky round bottom too.I'd give it a good 'ol country thumpin'
She deserves a swift kick to the cuntal region for the peace signs, but she has a nice complexion and is cute sans makeup and mussed hair.
I'd let that chola ride my chalupa.
the DUDE! abides...
Nancy Grace makes one hot chola.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Its love not lurve.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:38pm.
Mk, don't deny it you're a...
Cholatizer, chola-cholatizer
You're a cholatizer
Oh, cholatizer, oh
You're a cholatizer, baby
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Cholatizer, cholatizer
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OMG.... :dying:
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"Everything die-diddly-dies, and that's a factoroonie!"
Nite Tiger!
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Nite nite whores...I lurves you but I can't protect you from the Cholatizers...cue the music...
Cholatizer, chola-cholatizer
You're a cholatizer
Oh, cholatizer, oh
You're a cholatizer, baby
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Cholatizer, cholatizer
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Did this chick have plastic surgery on her face? It looks like it.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:38pm.
Mk, don't deny it you're a...
Cholatizer, chola-cholatizer
You're a cholatizer
Oh, cholatizer, oh
You're a cholatizer, baby
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Cholatizer, cholatizer
She's a little bit Country and a little bit Chola.
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CHO-CHO-CHOLA! MERRY XMAS Y'ALL!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
TL will lurves your Queen Cholibeth...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:47pm.
Angel,
That last thumbnail is crying out for your best work.
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The last Kellie thumb...?
*sigh* I hope TL likes my Chola Queen...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:38pm.
Mk, don't deny it you're a...
Cholatizer, chola-cholatizer
You're a cholatizer
Oh, cholatizer, oh
You're a cholatizer, baby
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Cholatizer, cholatizer
She's a little bit Country and a little bit Chola.
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Angel,
That last thumbnail is crying out for your best work. The Queen was excellent but you are Queen to me....
8-)
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:27pm.
@Angel,
THe puppy cam song and video shattered my characteristically cold persona...I love the PUPPIES!
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Me too! I love the puppies now!;p
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I think she is beautiful with or without makeup. And even more beautiful lying naked, or bent over in front of me.
Mk, don't deny it you're a...
Cholatizer, chola-cholatizer
You're a cholatizer
Oh, cholatizer, oh
You're a cholatizer, baby
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Cholatizer, cholatizer
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:29pm.
oh yeah!!
but whoever is using the N.G. sexdoll better beware because she looks like she could come alive & just bite yo dick off without warning.
Submitted by Inflatuated on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:15pm.
HAH! thanks but i did nothing. it's all down to angel.
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
Submitted by julian on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:25pm.
don't you think her face resembles that of an inflatable sex doll?
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
scary bitch
Is that really her? She really is unrecognizable here. Scary to think she normally wears that much make-up that she winds up looking like a COMPLETELY different person
@Angel,
THe puppy cam song and video shattered my characteristically cold persona...I love the PUPPIES!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
TITS!
i just gasped with joy when i saw your avi.
i think my heart is going to burst i am so happy right now.
@ TITS: Now she REALLY looks like a QUEEN!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Sorry - I mean REFRESH. now:)
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The Puppy Cam Song
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:08pm.
oh angel! she looks like something out of that movie with john malkovich and glen close.
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 7:47pm.
@ infatuated - go here for celeb chola makeovers.
angel has a few different vids up
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=littlemissbliss&view=videos
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Thank you Tits!
went to the link you were kind enough to post and I immediately zeroed in on the "Britney Spears: A Piece of Me For the Record", floze the vidoe at the 1:45 mark and WHAM, there she was, Chola Shitney herself....bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Too cool, thanks for sharing.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
I am jealous of your photoshop skills and so much more, DListed guy (MK). Love you. Thank you for staving off an kind of depression during this time.
She always looked cute and perky during her season, which is why I was shocked at these photos.
The overplucked eyebrow? Not doing it for me.
Refresh! =)
ONT; I think Kelli Pickler is super cute.
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Sweet Jesus...
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:36pm.
Nancy Grace as a Chola:
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Tigerlils, what's up with the memory???
remember it's:
DON' CHU KNO' WHO I AM, ESE?
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Ooooh, you're right there...GRAVE Chola error...I guess I gotta take a time out in the Chola box....*sulking, reapplying Chola lipliner*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 8:51pm.
BB?
a hillbilly who pretends to be dumb?
i'm puzzled.
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Isn't Pickler the idiot from American Idol?If yes than she is a hillbilly that pretends to be dumb.Did you not watch that season?Her boob job after and ugly frilly dresses made her look even more stupid.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by julian on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:36pm.
HAHAHAHA purrrrfect.
we need an intervention...we are obsessed with N.G.
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No shit! Here I thought I broke my N.G. addiction, cus my tv's been busted for months and I can't watch that whore and now I'm Cholatizing that crazy bitch on DListed! DR. DREW, DR. DREW....!
Seriously, I'm in N.G. withdrawl and it ain't purty...*tiger paws shaking, wanting desperately to smack a defense attorney down*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:36pm.
Nancy Grace as a Chola:
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Tigerlils, what's up with the memory???
remember it's:
DON' CHU KNO' WHO I AM, ESE?
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Cool cholashop job MK, I wonder if he has a pre-made chola stencil? Or maybe a cholita picture tube?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:36pm.
HAHAHAHA purrrrfect.
we need an intervention...we are obsessed with N.G.
lol and she would have all her "cousins" sitting next to her during the show incase anyone acts up!
Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:33pm.
That's it, MK! Perez can do his 7th grade girl doodles on his pics, and you can chola-tize everyone! That'll be your thing!
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bad comparison.
now it will never happen!!
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
geez. she's almost pre-chola-ized normally!
least amount of work ever.
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
Nancy Grace as a Chola:
Oh, no you di'nt Mr. high priced defense lawyer man...No, I ain't finished, you gonna try to interrupt me on MY SHOW? Aw, HELL NAW...I said, HELL NAW. It ain't goin' down like that..I ain't even finished askin' you the question an you gonna disrespect me on MY show??? AW HELL NAW...Bitch, do you know who I am? Do you know who show this is??? *taking off earrings* Naw, SHUT UP BITCH, I'M TALKIN' HERE NOW, I'M TALKIN' HERE *rips earpiece out of ear*...Yeah, looks like I'm gonna hafta git all in some ass up in here during the commercial break and shit, a'ight, chicas? Later...cut to commercial break...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Raven on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:31pm.
angel i LOVE your puppy cam song!!!
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Thanks! It came from TITS who found it on Minnesota public radio....? The info's on the vid tho:) I'm glad you like it. This, I am actually getting a little addicted to, as opposed to the cam itself, strange but true;p
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That's it, MK! Perez can do his 7th grade girl doodles on his pics, and you can chola-tize everyone! That'll be your thing!