Pete Wentz Talks About Doing It In Asshole's Ass
Sorry if that headline made your lunch creep up into your throat. Thankfully, I don't get visuals, because I can't picture these two vaginas doing anything past tickling or light petting. I still have no idea how they actually had a baby together. Pete's lil' soldier (that's what they call it) probably accidentally slipped in Asshole's hooha (again, that's what they call it) while they were involved in an intense tickling game.
Pete Wentz wants us to believe that they actually fuck each other. On Howard Stern's radio show this morning, Pete said that Asshole Simpson lets him stick it in her no-no every now and again. Please. That bitch is no Anal Ashlee. Pete's the one who gets it in his assmouth. He probably uses Ashlee's old nose to do it with.
Pete also said that their sex life is so amazing, "If we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now." They don't do it anymore, because of Bronx Mowgli, but they do "other fun stuff." The "other fun stuff" is probably playing Barbies and making cakes with their Easy Bake Oven. They might even play Operation together, but even that's a little too much anatomy for them.
Pete said Ashlee gives the most amazing lap dances and loves to wear thongs for him. He said it took a while to convince her to bump snatches with him, but once they did, it was amazing. "It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I'm looking in the mirrors, [thinking], 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'"
Pete's been watching soft-core movies on Cinemax late at night again, right? That's where he came up with all this crap to tell Howard.
And you know Papa Joe's genitals exploded while he listened to this interview. Check your roof. Papa Joe's blown off peen might be laying up there.
(Thanks Da Explora)
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:21pm.
He probably does share info. Guys are kind of like that. I don't know if that is a bad thing, though. If guys didn't share stuff, then my BF would not have learned about cock rings.
Submitted by mentirosos on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:20pm.
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Are you trying to make me vomit for real?
Submitted by OneLiner on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:20pm.
loving your avie
On topic: My other ovary just committed suicide. Siiigh...
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
*Packs bags for Convent*
Well folks, that's enough for me! I am hanging my uterus out to dry.
I would be so pissed if my husband were sharing such personal things about our sex life with his friends. But to thousands of strangers? I'd probably have to kill him.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Migraine - was it the ass to mouth description???
*opens arms*
Come here honey.
Miss Priss,
Keep it that way! That shit (pffft!) hurts! That is a one way street.
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Has anyone even gone river to lake when a guy goes down on you at that time of month and then tries to kiss you right after? Um...Yeah...no...
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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!
Submitted by RealiTEE on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:19pm.
Can you imagine the chin that kid's going to have?
I bet the Doctor used a straight iron instead of forceps
hahahhahahhooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! straight iron, LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yeah Fucking right, "celebrities" are so full of shit....he says the sex is amazing is probably as true as saying a ton of mags wanted their baby pictures, put a dick in it pete!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
M.E.,
What? I thought they suspected Henry Lee Lucas & Ottis Toole? Or just Toole?
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
yeah ME, I saw that too but the dude is already dead?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Can you imagine the chin that kid's going to have?
I bet the Doctor used a straight iron instead of forceps.
I'd hate to hear what they say during sex if that's what they call their goods.
Sidenote: I'd love to run a blacklight through Stern's greenroom. It would light up like a Christmas tree.
*nightmares*
I guess I can say I am an ass virgin. wow! I never thought about that! I am a virgin in SOME areas...OK just that one...
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS?!!?!?!?!
They just wanted to market their baby as "the no-no hole baby" to see if they'll get any hits.
*barfs*
*realizes that I haven't eaten lunch... wonder where all that fucking food came from*
*or is that my ovary committing suicide?*
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
what the fuck ever happened to keeping shit to yourself?
"goes to change Depend"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Oh fuck. Someone pull a foreskin over my face so I never have to read anything like that again.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:15pm.
Mrs. Gosling - ass to mouth: Getting fucked in the ass, then giving said dirty peen a blow job.
BARF!
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Happy Holidays
Clarisse! She did get banned! I found her page thingy and it says "access denied". Snowy will be happy to hear that.
Off Topic - have you guys seen that they finally solved the kidnapping and murder of John Walsh's kid.
M.E.!!!!
*wailing, tearing at clothes, shaking head from side to side, eyes rolling into back of my head*
Ive tried to let men in through the backdoor a couple times, but ive never been able too....too painful! I dont know how gays dudes can do it....
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Snowie
That's exactly how I pictured it! LOL!!!
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
I, um, feel like throwing up. Oh my god. Ew. Ew. Ew.
Side note, I bet they don't have anal relations, but chin on chin sex.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Mrs. Gosling - ass to mouth: Getting fucked in the ass, then giving said dirty peen a blow job.
NASTY!
great take on these two shitheads, love the easybake oven ref.
funny as hell, best blog, thanks
UGH - who talks about that kind of stuff on a national radio show? What a douche.
"Pete's the one who gets it in his assmouth. He probably uses Ashlee's old nose to do it with."
LMAO - you're the funniest bitch ever, MK!
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Everyone's boobs are different. Some woman manage to maintain perky ones for ever, other lose in the fight with gravity, others get fucked after pregnancy and breastfeeding.
I think it mostly has to do with genes, weight and proper support.
Not age.
Sorry, anyting to do with the Simpson's bodily functions makes me queasy.
Next...
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"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:11pm.
Asshole lapdancing: Hodown
hahahahahahaha I'm imagining her doing her SNL jig in a thong
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Awww, so CUTE! And I'm sure we all know how Ashlee loves burying the lips she sometimes borrows from her sister in Pete's love globes and blowing raspberries.
They're just so old Hollywood, reeking of class and elegance, as evidenced by the superlative name they bestowed upon their firstborn.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
what exactly is ass to mouth? and why would anyone do that although after I found out what space docking is nothing surprises me
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Happy Holidays
But WHICH Asslee is the girl of your dreams fugface?
and LOL at KD with all the peens on her roof
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
KD!!
Good call! I think it tried posting under "Dark Tears" too...but I think she got the boot for now...it'll be back though.
They can ban LoLo, but not that disgusting pc o'sht.
*shakes head*
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
I agree that Papa Joe was most likely spanking his monkey during the interview.
He also said her boobs were AMAZING!!! Im 26 and my boobs are still so awesome even though when I was younger, I always thought id be sagging like flapjacks at 26 because of make over shows id seen of people that age....I wonder why that happens to some and not others??
And Ashhole isnt that ugly to me.....and Petey boy is hot as fuck! I like hairy little mousy looking men...
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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!
LMAO Clarisse!!!
you're aaaaaddddorable.
Asshole lapdancing: Hodown
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
I'm sure people who listen to Howard Stern get their share of TMI.
*Changes subject again* One of the truck drivers who works with my BF calls a local radio station so much, they actually gave him a nickname.
What kind of a no-class skank talks about details or his sex life on the radio? He just wishes someone would let him do it up their bunghole.
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Don't surround yourself with yourself; move on back to square.
Sorry Migraine!!
Clarisse - Got room under that blankie for me?
did he say if Ass uses the strap-on to return the favor?
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Ugh, ass to mouth is fuckin disgusting. What the hell is he thinking saying these things? And why does he think we care? Why are they even famous? Why are there so many questions?
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I wanna nog your egg.
this.is.fucking.nasty.and.wrong.
Asshole Simpson being diddled in the asshole is some shit I never needed to hear about...MK must be mad at us...Papa Joe is either furious or excited by this news.
either way he's orchestrating their "untimely" divorce to occur in about 2 1/2 years
i hope papa joe's boots end up fucking wentz weirdo ass...
wait, if he kicks this idiot's ass so badly who'll provide the sperm for his next daughters' children?
oh i guess she can marry someone else *runs off*
I ain't checkin' on my roof! It can just stay up there with the rest of my old man peens.
*changes subject* Hey did that aids troll finally get banned? I haven't seen her in a while. *knock on wood*
that's class personified.
she must be beaming with pride at her choice in mate and father to her children.
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"And you know Papa Joe's genitals exploded while he listened to this interview."
Please. Papa Joe was probably jacking off during the whole interview.
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~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
*peeks out from under blankie*
I don't mind Pete's peen.
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:07pm.
But Petey, you didn't tell us whether or not Asslee goes ass to mouth?
*projectile vomits*
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Toucus Lingus!
*sobs*