Pete Wentz Talks About Doing It In Asshole's Ass
Sorry if that headline made your lunch creep up into your throat. Thankfully, I don't get visuals, because I can't picture these two vaginas doing anything past tickling or light petting. I still have no idea how they actually had a baby together. Pete's lil' soldier (that's what they call it) probably accidentally slipped in Asshole's hooha (again, that's what they call it) while they were involved in an intense tickling game.
Pete Wentz wants us to believe that they actually fuck each other. On Howard Stern's radio show this morning, Pete said that Asshole Simpson lets him stick it in her no-no every now and again. Please. That bitch is no Anal Ashlee. Pete's the one who gets it in his assmouth. He probably uses Ashlee's old nose to do it with.
Pete also said that their sex life is so amazing, "If we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now." They don't do it anymore, because of Bronx Mowgli, but they do "other fun stuff." The "other fun stuff" is probably playing Barbies and making cakes with their Easy Bake Oven. They might even play Operation together, but even that's a little too much anatomy for them.
Pete said Ashlee gives the most amazing lap dances and loves to wear thongs for him. He said it took a while to convince her to bump snatches with him, but once they did, it was amazing. "It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I'm looking in the mirrors, [thinking], 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'"
Pete's been watching soft-core movies on Cinemax late at night again, right? That's where he came up with all this crap to tell Howard.
And you know Papa Joe's genitals exploded while he listened to this interview. Check your roof. Papa Joe's blown off peen might be laying up there.
(Thanks Da Explora)
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:36pm.
Sheeps.
ahahahaha good point!
BTW, Fall Out Boy sucks
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"Im gonna make it bend and breeeaaaaakkkk....."
I wonder if Ashlee sings that to him before he sticks it in and she clamps down?
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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!
Submitted by mentirosos on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:41pm.
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There's stuff on there that will curdle your stomach!
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What a little douchebag. How can you go on a radio show and talk about your wife who just had a baby like this? I dislike them both but I hope ashlee kicks his ass for this. Sadly, she'll probably just giggle stupidly. ugh-why do I bother with my outrage?
Ewww...papajoe made such a nasty mess after he heard that crock o' shit!
Here's the aftermath
http://www.truckspills.com/whale_spill_3.jpg
I never really looked into the Walsh case. So I was unaware of pretty much all of it, aside from the fact that he had a child that was abducted and murdered.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:36pm.
M.E.
I just have never really recovered from learning about what a "snowball" is!
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Whats a snowball??? I only know of one that can be used to start snow fights...
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Migraine - I've had to stop looking shit up in the Urban Dictionary.
TOO.
Much.
Sick.
Stuff.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:34pm.
How do you think they came up with the name Fall Out Boy?
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Fallout boy is radioactive mans sidekick on the Simpsons!
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:30pm.
Miss Priss,
They ALL do that!
Mine doesn't! I caught him early in his sex thing and he's still really really grossed out by it. I'm feeding him info to keep it that way.
lmao!!!!! I do the same I tell him all these gross stories and scenarios and so he never even brings it up anymore lol
This for some reason reminded me of that Adam and Steve movie...
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Happy Holidays
SHEEPS!
I have a boy question for youz!
If you were visiting from, say Germany, and a woman at the company you were visiting came up to you and asked what cologne you were wearing, would you go to HR on her?????
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M.E.
I just have never really recovered from learning about what a "snowball" is!
Sheeps.
ahahahaha good point!
BTW, Fall Out Boy sucks
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
xx you are right mama.. the only think that could be bad about anal is doing it if you dont like it
fuck, I need a new lover.
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M.E.,
Toole has been a suspect since the 80's but it was JUST announced that they were closing the case and that he is offically the killer.
KD,
Cannibal, serial killer...all around nice guy.
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geu.4jGEhJWeIAq9FXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTEzbzd0dHI1...
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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:34pm.
Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:30pm.
wouldnt ass to mouth make you ill?
If he loves you , He'll wipe it off first ;)
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Hopefully, not with the curtains. :)
How do you think they came up with the name Fall Out Boy?
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:27pm.
Otis confessed to this one other time, along with that other serial killer (I forgot his name). John Walsh always believed Otis did it.
I read the book, if you haven't it's a good one. Very sad, yet it's unreal how the Walshes rose above it to help so many people.
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You ho! I knew you like it up the no no! LOL!!
I ♥ u tho! *muah*
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:30pm.
wouldnt ass to mouth make you ill?
If he loves you , He'll wipe it off first ;)
Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:30pm.
Who is Otis Otoole again? Some serial child killer?
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He and Henry Lee Lucas went on a killing spree. Lucas confessed to over 60 murders.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:30pm.
Miss Priss,
They ALL do that!
Mine doesn't! I caught him early in his sex thing and he's still really really grossed out by it. I'm feeding him info to keep it that way.
My best friend considered it in high school because she wanted to married a virgin. All I could say was: "Uhhhh, no"
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Clarisse
Hahahahhaahah they sure do! Then they try to blame it on the booze. Booze my ass! literally!
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
There is nothing wrong with anal times okay! Gwad I wish Mrs.K was here to have my back
literally
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:30pm.
Miss Priss,
They ALL do that!
"Ooopsie! Almost accidentally stuck it in your ass there! THAT would have been unfortunate huh?!?"
hahahahahhahahahahahha tru dat!
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Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:29pm.
Good God! Why don't these celeb whores ever think of their children learning about their shit?!
"Hey, Mowgli, your mama likes it in her pooper!"
*Jungle Boy sobs*
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Miss Priss,
They ALL do that!
"Ooopsie! Almost accidentally stuck it in your ass there! THAT would have been unfortunate huh?!?"
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
wouldnt ass to mouth make you ill?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Who is Otis Otoole again? Some serial child killer?
Sorry Migraine. I'll cover your ears next time!
Entirely TMI!! I will give them 6 months to a year before they are divorced. He needs to get those little legs and start running cause Pappa Joe is coming after him.
Good God! Why don't these celeb whores ever think of their children learning about their shit?!
"Hey, Mowgli, your mama likes it in her pooper!"
*Jungle Boy sobs*
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:23pm.
Not for nothing, but you don't go on Howard Stern expecting to talk about much else than sex.
True but you would keep it general right? I mean this was way to many details
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Don't skeert me like that again, K?
Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:21pm.
He probably does share info. Guys are kind of like that. I don't know if that is a bad thing, though. If guys didn't share stuff, then my BF would not have learned about cock rings.
---Good point! lol
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Happy Holidays
Yes, it was Otis Otoole. I didn't know that. Guess he finally confessed on his death bed.
RealiTEE,
Your avie is makin eyes at me.
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I am paralyzed. And unhappy... and sterile.
WHAT THE FUCK... *cries*
Anywho, with that, off to work!
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Clarisse
I plan on it!(keeping my ass a virgin) lol
My guy understands...even tho his *ahem* wonders to ass street sometimes, he's all "sorry, I couldn't find the other..um...hole" yeah right.
Ok.that was too much info...but i ain't on Howard Stern! lol
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Papa Joe must be so proud.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:08pm.
*peeks out from under blankie*
I don't mind Pete's peen.
wooooowhooooo! Pete's peen talk again!!!
LOL the pic is tagged ass in the ass
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It was Ottis Toole. I'm pretty sure everyone and their dog already knew he killed Adam Walsh.
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I can't believe Wentz is actually a man much less a boy. He wears mascara and Aslee's pants for chrissakes!
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:17pm.
Off Topic - have you guys seen that they finally solved the kidnapping and murder of John Walsh's kid.
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Yeah.....it was someone named Ottis Toole......makes you hope above all hope that there truly is a heaven and hell....
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"Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:17pm.
Off Topic - have you guys seen that they finally solved the kidnapping and murder of John Walsh's kid."
About damn time, but I thought they had that person in mind for years. Sad it took 'em 12 more years to come to a conclusion.
Side note, John Walsh is hot shit!
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Submitted by mentirosos on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:20pm.
Is this make the bits of lizard cry in her sleep?
I don't let anything but peen go down there during "that time of month"... helps the cramps. However, I do not do it that often.
Just ewwwww...
and ewwww...
and now my uterus is going away... I was going to get some tonight toooooooo!
Bitches.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
I've smacked my husband upside the head for sharing less. I'd kill him if he went into detail!
aw that's exactly how I'd like my husband to talk about me - how respectful of him
Not for nothing, but you don't go on Howard Stern expecting to talk about much else than sex.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Sometimes, things are better left unsaid. This is one of them.
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