Pete Wentz Talks About Doing It In Asshole's Ass
Sorry if that headline made your lunch creep up into your throat. Thankfully, I don't get visuals, because I can't picture these two vaginas doing anything past tickling or light petting. I still have no idea how they actually had a baby together. Pete's lil' soldier (that's what they call it) probably accidentally slipped in Asshole's hooha (again, that's what they call it) while they were involved in an intense tickling game.
Pete Wentz wants us to believe that they actually fuck each other. On Howard Stern's radio show this morning, Pete said that Asshole Simpson lets him stick it in her no-no every now and again. Please. That bitch is no Anal Ashlee. Pete's the one who gets it in his assmouth. He probably uses Ashlee's old nose to do it with.
Pete also said that their sex life is so amazing, "If we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now." They don't do it anymore, because of Bronx Mowgli, but they do "other fun stuff." The "other fun stuff" is probably playing Barbies and making cakes with their Easy Bake Oven. They might even play Operation together, but even that's a little too much anatomy for them.
Pete said Ashlee gives the most amazing lap dances and loves to wear thongs for him. He said it took a while to convince her to bump snatches with him, but once they did, it was amazing. "It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I'm looking in the mirrors, [thinking], 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'"
Pete's been watching soft-core movies on Cinemax late at night again, right? That's where he came up with all this crap to tell Howard.
And you know Papa Joe's genitals exploded while he listened to this interview. Check your roof. Papa Joe's blown off peen might be laying up there.
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OH! He is management with our German parent company. 34-36 years old man fluent in German, French, English and LATIN!?!? He smells SOO good!
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"TMI" would be the understatement of the century...and i dont understand how they cant do spontaneous stuff like that anymore because they have a baby, but he can still discuss it? do they even plan on little bronx reading at some point? talking about doing it up your wife's butt is not going to keep your chump ass relevant.
No words, except for the fact I have a friend who found out her husband cheats on her by taking Cialis and fucking women in the ass, and he has a special close gay high school gym teacher friend. Apparently 17 years of marriage gave her no clues to his private life.
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xxyxz,
My hot lil German collegue is in here talking....I would totally let him go the pooper route. He smells gooooooooood. Oh...and Eddie Izzard. I'd let Eddie go brown.
All you other fuckers...NO! Well, Carrottop and you, xxyxz. Just be jentle.
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Bowie and Bing
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:38pm.
I have a boy question for youz!
If you were visiting from, say Germany, and a woman at the company you were visiting came up to you and asked what cologne you were wearing, would you go to HR on her?
Sorry, I missed this earlier. Hell no. That's not harassment or even inappropriate. Sounds hyper-sensitive. I'd need to know more: Is the German visitor an employee of the same company? The German wearing cologne is a guy? Yeesh...
but yea, wtf is up with talking about their sex life on radio...don't want to hear that shit (and so un-gentlemanly of him)... just whisper it into papa joe's ear if you really need to tell!
Sorry, the last thing I want to do is watch myself get rammed, either coochie or ass.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:18pm.
Um I have stayed in the Soho Grand hotel and im wodering if they fucked in the bathroom? because I have stayed a few times and the rooms dont have mirrors that you can see yourself in bed like that. I call Pete LIAR
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they probably stayed in the grand/presidential suite...
but if u did too, then apologies...
LMAO!! I'll let y'all perform any dlisted sex act... I just don't want any POO-BABIES !
Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:15pm.
Alright. I gotta ask. What is the 'type'?
Someone limping?
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"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.
Um I have stayed in the Soho Grand hotel and im wodering if they fucked in the bathroom? because I have stayed a few times and the rooms dont have mirrors that you can see yourself in bed like that. I call Pete LIAR
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
If I was a pap I would ask Assleee about this every time I saw her. "any butt-sex for you and Pete today Ashlee?" "Pete gonne do you up the butt tonight Ash?".... she asked for it man.
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But.Seriously.Folks,
It was not my fault!! It was Elizabeth Proctor! She is a witch and she made me do it!!
Frying the Chicken an official dlisted sex act....ok, but only after you Shucked the Corn.
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Bowie and Bing
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LITTLE soilder is right. Thank god I'm so forgetful and forgot waht his nastiness looks like.
Somehow knowing she does it in the ass sort of surprises me. I'd expect it from Jessica, how else is she going to get guys to like her? But I don't know Asshole Simpson (now the name really does fit her) just doesn't look the type.
hahahaa!! you gyus are fuuuuuuun-neh!!!
My theory on why men love butt-sex:
1. forbidden fruit element
2. supressed homosexual curiosities
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EEEEEEWWWWWW BUTSEKS!
Bet Papa Joe is jealous he's not tapping that anymore... oh well, theres always Jessica!
Seriously..LOOK!!! ONLY 3 MORE MOTHERFUCKIN DAYS TO GO-
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I've read he didn't say the tush stuff. That Perez invented it? Anyway, your post is sooo funny, Michael K:) You need to write a book because you are the clever one.
That's pretty much all I needed to make me celibate forever.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:00pm.
LOL... We should make up dlisted sexual acts!
I know panty pudding isn't a dlisted original but I love it all the same
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Ok, I declare Frying the Chicken an official dlisted sex act, in honor of MK's love of Popeye's. LOL
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
you know, there are some things that should be between the people doing it. So, within a month, they've given the giant chin they call a kid its third strike: it comes from the Simpson/Wentz bloodline, they named it after the jungle book, and now, the world knows their mom takes it up the ass.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
DUDE - that was gross. Funny, yes. But gross.
*thinking about Asslee's braided ass hairs*
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:04pm.
But.Seriously.Folks!
*gasp*
I thought that was just the wedding night so that my husband could show my virgin blood to his relatives????
Oh I am a SLATTERN HUSSY!!!!
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Indeed. Repentest thou at once! I had to break out the smelling salts when I read your most pornographic post! Egad!!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:04pm.
But.Seriously.Folks!
*gasp*
I thought that was just the wedding night so that my husband could show my virgin blood to his relatives????
Oh I am a SLATTERN HUSSY!!!!
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Indeed. Repentest thou at once! I had to break out the smelling salts when I read your most pornographic post! Egad!!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Of course there is nuttin wrong with some sexy anal times (done right, it's a beautiful thing) but I don't believe that story.
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I betM.K can turn a bitch out! lol I almost wish I was a gay dude
Butt sex is healthy! As long as you wear protection of course.
But then, you can say the same for most sex.
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"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.
But.Seriously.Folks!
*gasp*
I thought that was just the wedding night so that my husband could show my virgin blood to his relatives????
Oh I am a SLATTERN HUSSY!!!!
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
I bet they play "Tickle Me EMO"
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:00pm.
LOL... We should make up dlisted sexual acts!
I know panty pudding isn't a dlisted original but I love it all the same
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:59pm.
Missy,
What on earth are you talking about!?!?! Anal is straight porn!
Ladies only make love with the lights off and only in our lady bits.
Once a month, in the middle of the night, he pushes our beds together, and we pull our nightgowns up to our waist and we take it without a whimper.
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Ummmm, you're only supposed to do it through a hole in the sheet! Some lady you are!!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
yes- EXIT ONLY!!
but i also mean eating the ass out (sex and the city) and the assmouth thing- though I would NOT like to see that in a porno.
He probably makes her grow out her asshole hair so it's more realistic for him.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:46pm.
Snowball isn't as bad as my favorite the cleveland steamer!
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Let's make up our own perverted sex acts, starting with the names.
The Arkansas Monkeywrench
The Country Time Lemonade Stand
The Reverse Somersault Jackhammer (in pike position)
The Interstate Exit Ramp
The Pineapple Upside Down Cake
When I think of actual acts to go with these, you'll be soooooo grossed out! LMAO!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Missy,
What on earth are you talking about!?!?! Anal is straight porn!
Ladies only make love with the lights off and only in our lady bits.
Once a month, in the middle of the night, he pushes our beds together, and we pull our nightgowns up to our waist and we take it without a whimper.
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
What is with men and wanting to go up the butt?
Whenever Mr. M.E. asks, I suggest he does it first with a dildo, then he can talk to me.
it's like poop and sex should not go together, ever!
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These two would say, do and think anything that would get them a bit of press. They were so anxious to hit paydirt with their baby photos that they never even considered not a soul would be interested. Then they go to the tabs and say how they refuse to cash in on the baby pics. Bitches, PUUULEAZZZE.
Ashlee is so dumb she prolly doesnt know what hole he sticks his dick in and if him blabbing their sex life over the airwaves gets em in the paper fine. I'm surprise she didn't hang out the afterbirth on a clothes line.
These two clueless asswipes so deserve each other
oh but bitchette, you are right on about these 2 being full of shit.. pieces of shit.. et al.
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And hasn't Asslee ever watched Sex and the City? She'll forevermore be known as the "up the butt girl". Oh yeah, she's a winner. Not a lost, desperate, confused, insecure, fame whore at all...
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
KD I need a sign like that! LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:46pm.
Snowball isn't as bad as my favorite the cleveland steamer!
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Do I even want to know??
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:53pm.
actually most women I know let their men get that at least every once in awhile and a lot of them (the girls) lurv it!
as for me I go into a fetal position and start crying for my mama..........
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Mine even has a sign on it "DO NOT ENTER, EXIT ONLY"
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:34pm.
xxyxz!
You ho! I knew you like it up the no no! LOL!!
I ♥ u tho! *muah*
I should say that I don't mind it.... But I don't really like it either. I haven't really been "in the mood" since baby J was born :(
Sadnedd! I KNOW
Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:46pm.
Snowball isn't as bad as my favorite the cleveland steamer!
I just looked that up....um well...I feel like maybe I am a very boring person when it comes to sexai times...because all of this weird fetish shit (lol no pun intended) is making me sick
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actually most women I know let their men get that at least every once in awhile and a lot of them (the girls) lurv it!
as for me I go into a fetal position and start crying for my mama..........
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
bitchette, lots of people have anal sex, not just in pornos. Ive known a few (not most, or sure, but a few) women who love it as much as anything else in their repertoire.
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The fuck.....?
I want that man-child-emo-kid executed for subjecting me to that?? MK, If I didn't love you, I'd smack you for posting it. Sweet baby Jesus laying in a manger! I did not need to know any of that!
If he is giving it to her up the butt, he's probably thinking of his bandmates while he does it. Wonder what good Christian soldier Papa Joe thinks of this fuckery?
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
calling bullshit- just as true as them not wanting to whore out their baby pics- but he has no problem whoreing out their supposed sex life!
people don't really do that shit right??? anything centered around the asshole is only for pornos. Right??? EwEwEw...
Snowball isn't as bad as my favorite the cleveland steamer!
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I wanna nog your egg.
If my boyfriend went on Howard Stern and blabbed about our sex life I would kill him.
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