Pete Wentz Talks About Doing It In Asshole's Ass
Sorry if that headline made your lunch creep up into your throat. Thankfully, I don't get visuals, because I can't picture these two vaginas doing anything past tickling or light petting. I still have no idea how they actually had a baby together. Pete's lil' soldier (that's what they call it) probably accidentally slipped in Asshole's hooha (again, that's what they call it) while they were involved in an intense tickling game.
Pete Wentz wants us to believe that they actually fuck each other. On Howard Stern's radio show this morning, Pete said that Asshole Simpson lets him stick it in her no-no every now and again. Please. That bitch is no Anal Ashlee. Pete's the one who gets it in his assmouth. He probably uses Ashlee's old nose to do it with.
Pete also said that their sex life is so amazing, "If we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now." They don't do it anymore, because of Bronx Mowgli, but they do "other fun stuff." The "other fun stuff" is probably playing Barbies and making cakes with their Easy Bake Oven. They might even play Operation together, but even that's a little too much anatomy for them.
Pete said Ashlee gives the most amazing lap dances and loves to wear thongs for him. He said it took a while to convince her to bump snatches with him, but once they did, it was amazing. "It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I'm looking in the mirrors, [thinking], 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'"
Pete's been watching soft-core movies on Cinemax late at night again, right? That's where he came up with all this crap to tell Howard.
And you know Papa Joe's genitals exploded while he listened to this interview. Check your roof. Papa Joe's blown off peen might be laying up there.
(Thanks Da Explora)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:41pm.
Not yet. So, next time, in lieu of a hand-shake, I will start licking his ear!! Raise!
HR should be fine with that. I'm still trying to picture me and my buddy Aurelius speaking Latin on the bus.
What is a butt-plug for? To keep Carrottop quiet at work! Bwhahah .... Carrotttttt where are youuuuuuu????
Diego,
Hmmm...Yes, Brian Kinney gets a green-light on the anal route too. Seems my list is getting longer...
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lol so it would be different if it was Britany and adnan? and Kevin? and all her other dirrrrty
boytoys?
KIDDING! i'm just trying to gross you out
A butt plug....well, if used during intercourse, it helps with stimulation and orgasm. How, not quite sure.
I'm going to have to use my google skillz.
Thank you!
So basically I am not the only one that doesn't know what the reason is - I don't feel old now, I was blaming it on that.
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I would NOT spend $100 on a dildo, vibrator, face peen. Fuck that.
But every woman should own a toy. It can spice up sexy times, or, when you are bored, you can take care of yourself. Usually within seconds.
I made the mistake of telling my husband about my "magic cream". Fuck, he wants me to use it all the time now.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr. GD it M.E.!!!!!!!
Submitted by Creepella on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:54pm.
People will tell you 'preparation' but I really don't have a clue, to be honest. I've heard of people who wear them all day and I just don't get it.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Submitted by Creepella on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:54pm
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To be the spokesperson for Scientology :P
What the hell Pete!! Can't we talk about grandparent sex? It would be less disgusting. *heebie jeebies*
It's not that it's anal. It's that it's...them... *wishing it away*
Submitted by Creepella on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:54pm.
What's the reason for a butt plug? I'm serious. I have no clue.
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For a guy.. They have some gland or something that makes it feel really good if it is stimulaued while oral sex.... For a woman
I have no fucking clue
Disgusting.
What's the reason for a butt plug? I'm serious. I have no clue.
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Those are some disgusting mental images, starting with their pic & working down down down from there. Yuck.
Santa, drop a sleigh on these stupid FUGNUTS!
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Now THAT is a tree!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:41pm.
Depends on . . . haha, you know. I have a hard time with making a comment on an anon message board where no one knows who I am. I'd fucking kill my boy for going on the fucking radio and telling some douche like Howard Stern how I like it. Brian Kinney can hurt me any day. You know, for what it's worth.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:38pm.
I'm pretty sure they're not doing it right.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MIRROR TIME THAT MAKE FACES IN TOILET SCREAM OKAY!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:34pm.
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LOL I used to be a manager at a Lover's Lane a while ago. It's no big deal - we didn't care what a person bought as long as we got the commission for it.
But I have to admit, there were some pretty interesting people that came in there...oh, the stories I could tell.
Clarisse
I know right?! I could walk outside and get it for free :p
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:36pm.
I hear ya! Methinks there's a bit of narcissism going on when people are all into looking at themselves during sexy-times.
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Hell, yeah! I'm hot! I wanna SEE me when I'm having sexy times!;p
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xxyxz,
100 bucks for a fake penis?? Shit, I can get one for free in a few hours.
Sheeps,
Cunning even.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:30pm.
It was, unless you work in a sex toys and creams company.
yesterday I was at Lovers Lane with my bf just lookin around because we were bored and the lady that works there was like oh just to let you know all our dildos and lubricators are 35% off.... I was like wow I cant even begin to imagine what it must be like to work here
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35 % off isn't bad... I've seen some clear dildos that are like $100 I don't think I would spend that much on a 'toy'. I'd rather do the cashier at the store
*blushes* just kidding
Deb - seriously!!!
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:36pm.
I hear ya! Methinks there's a bit of narcissism going on when people are all into looking at themselves during sexy-times.
I personally think its kinda fun and hot... ;)
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:36pm.
I hear ya! Methinks there's a bit of narcissism going on when people are all into looking at themselves during sexy-times.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Diego,
I heard from Brian Kinney that it only hurts the first time, but I swear that bitch LIED!
Sheeps,
Not yet. So, next time, in lieu of a hand-shake, I will start licking his ear!! Raise!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:28pm.
Cheap joke of the day: he's lingually talented?
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O come now -you can do better than that!
Is he a cunning linguist? ;p
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I wouldn't be able to work in a sex shop. I'd be too shy.
I get all my toys/lubes online. No face to face contact with someone who's going to see what size double headed dildo your going to buy.
Submitted by Diego on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:31pm.
Well, there is certainly some hate for anal on Dlisted today! What's up with that?
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For reals. Yeesh.
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I just threw up in my mouth when reading about Pete Wentz's attempt to be Patrick Bateman. Don't touch the fucking watch.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:28pm.
Cheap joke of the day: he's lingually talented?
Deb, LOL.
What can I say, I don't find watching myself with "O" face stimulating. I'd rather watch porn.
M.E.
LOL! The Germans are different. I had one gentleman spend 20 minutes getting me to pronouce someone ELSE's last name 'properly'.
Creepella,
Good point. Hmmmm...
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Ew, that's gross. I don't wanna think about those people having sex. Ick.
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xxyxz - Uhm, don't know if I'd call him hot. He was asking in regards to getting some stuff for his wife.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:28pm.
You licked his neck, dint you? He sounds hyper-sensitive, even silly.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:24pm.
Sorry, the last thing I want to do is watch myself get rammed, either coochie or ass.
OMG! LMAO! That is the comment of the day!
Oh, and I agree!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:30pm.
It was, unless you work in a sex toys and creams company.
yesterday I was at Lovers Lane with my bf just lookin around because we were bored and the lady that works there was like oh just to let you know all our dildos and lubricators are 35% off.... I was like wow I cant even begin to imagine what it must be like to work here
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Sheeps - LOL. My work is SOOOOOOOOO unformal. We don't even HAVE a HR dept. We are all friends here too, like hang out off work, take trips to the lake together, etc.
Sooooo......
Yeah, still inappropriate.
Well, then I'm guess my convo regarding sex toys / enhancement creams with my boss was completely out of line.
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LOL is he hot?
Submitted by Diego on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:31pm.
Well, there is certainly some hate for anal on Dlisted today! What's up with that? I'm going to need a freaking brain scrubber to get the image of these douches doing it out of my head, but hate them. Don't hate the good stuff.
So not true!!! ;)
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:30pm.
It was, unless you work in a sex toys and creams company.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:09pm.
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Tee Hee. Merry Christmas M.E.!
the DUDE! abides...
Well, there is certainly some hate for anal on Dlisted today! What's up with that? I'm going to need a freaking brain scrubber to get the image of these douches doing it out of my head, but hate them. Don't hate the good stuff.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Mine too Mrs. G
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Gia,
I'm sure they do it when the baby is sleeping
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:38pm.
I have a boy question for youz!
If you were visiting from, say Germany, and a woman at the company you were visiting came up to you and asked what cologne you were wearing, would you go to HR on her?
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Well, then I'm guess my convo regarding sex toys / enhancement creams with my boss was completely out of line.
*blushes*
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:38pm.
I once followed the scent of a male boss into his office and asked him what he was wearing. He seemed flattered. I think most people like to know when they smell good. I've even asked women on line in a store what perfume they were wearing if it smelled good.
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Submitted by Candy on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 5:26pm.
No words, except for the fact I have a friend who found out her husband cheats on her by taking Cialis and fucking women in the ass, and he has a special close gay high school gym teacher friend. Apparently 17 years of marriage gave her no clues to his private life.
----and this lady and gents is my number 2 fear in life.....
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Clarisse,
I'll start small... Like with a probe or something ;)
Oh my GWAD! I can't resist a good smelling dude. Even if he isn't that hot but I'm a whore
and nobody should do as I do
I'm sorry, but I have two kids and it is still possible to have spontaneous sex. You just need to be a bit careful.