Pete Wentz Talks About Doing It In Asshole's Ass
Sorry if that headline made your lunch creep up into your throat. Thankfully, I don't get visuals, because I can't picture these two vaginas doing anything past tickling or light petting. I still have no idea how they actually had a baby together. Pete's lil' soldier (that's what they call it) probably accidentally slipped in Asshole's hooha (again, that's what they call it) while they were involved in an intense tickling game.
Pete Wentz wants us to believe that they actually fuck each other. On Howard Stern's radio show this morning, Pete said that Asshole Simpson lets him stick it in her no-no every now and again. Please. That bitch is no Anal Ashlee. Pete's the one who gets it in his assmouth. He probably uses Ashlee's old nose to do it with.
Pete also said that their sex life is so amazing, "If we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now." They don't do it anymore, because of Bronx Mowgli, but they do "other fun stuff." The "other fun stuff" is probably playing Barbies and making cakes with their Easy Bake Oven. They might even play Operation together, but even that's a little too much anatomy for them.
Pete said Ashlee gives the most amazing lap dances and loves to wear thongs for him. He said it took a while to convince her to bump snatches with him, but once they did, it was amazing. "It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I'm looking in the mirrors, [thinking], 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'"
Pete's been watching soft-core movies on Cinemax late at night again, right? That's where he came up with all this crap to tell Howard.
And you know Papa Joe's genitals exploded while he listened to this interview. Check your roof. Papa Joe's blown off peen might be laying up there.
(Thanks Da Explora)
• 
Barbies and E-Z bake oven!!! HAHAHAHAHA! I can totally see it!
This douche is so desperate for attention, i mean, c'mon....does anyone really care about his sexlife with asslee? They are both so fucking desparate RETARDS.
and i want to know this:
Was she the hottest girl of his dreams, before or after her face transplant? id like to know!
and by the way PETE, your not edgy and cool cause you do it in the Ass, everyone fucking does it, they just dont talk about it!
Spencer & Heidi would be looking at the camera the entire time making faces on their sex tape... that and there'd be 15 photog's behinh them snapping pics @ the same time...
TIMES RUNNING OUT!!!!LOOK!!! ONLY 3 MORE MOTHERFUCKIN DAYS TO GO-
Vote for my WORST Fashion Moment EVERYDAY @ http://www.pronto.com/87060-WM?successMsg=true
Submitted by Diego on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:58pm.
And then innocent horses are turned into porn stars and that's just wrong. For the love of Mr. Ed. Leave the video camera at home.
<<<
So it's wrong to watch a Spencer and Heidi sex tape??
Sadness.
Glad you have some standards, Diego, cuz I am fresh out. ;-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Suri is already acting! The girl deserves a dozen Oscars for her riveting performance as the daughter of a crazy troll person with raccoon teeth. --MK
euhh, overshareee!!!
But if i'm not mistaken, that asshole's ex, the wilmer guy once blabbing to the media about how "loud" she was in the bedroom,,
haha, bunch of lame loser
Oh wouldn't you be so happy and proud of your husband (and father of your child) telling the world that he does you up the pooper shuter lol. Ashley must have been overjoyed that her darling hubby talked freely about their bedroom antics. And to top it off he talked about it to the biggest sleaze in showbiz. What a charmer that Pete is! Ashley you are one lucky lady.
I find it interesting that Ashlee is the one who got married and kidded off when her sis was the "Chosen One." I would loved to have heard the arguments between Jessica and Ashlee during Thanksgiving dinner! Priceless.
___________________________________________________________________
"Whoa, what am I? A toothless crack whore? - Gretchen Morgan
I don't even want to know what qualifies as a good time for Pete Wentz, but I guarantee it ends the same exact way every time: "Don't worry, baby, homeless dudes hate cops. Now grab his feet."
(The Superficial)
@Sibsi:
I'm off to bed - I almost fell asleep petting my bun bun...But I'll send you my email in the morning at Youtube:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Public Service Announcement
The Puppy Cam Song
Ugh, drop dead asap.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Everything die-diddly-dies, and that's a factoroonie!"
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:12pm.
F!
Coffee through the nose after reading your post.
Also know I'm late in answering, and, really, should have asked what's you hos' e-mails right away, instead of trying to be sleek with my 'prose.'
Does it really matter whose ass is going to be the tunnel of love for sex times. Butt anyway, having sex is really, really healthy for you!
That's my excuse anyways ,yea that's it health reasons.
----------------------------------
@Sibsi:
Over at Asslee's, you mean? Naw, man - I got too much DListing to do for that;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Public Service Announcement
The Puppy Cam Song
@ Tiger & Angel, are you peeps over during weekdays as well?
Just wondering, or maybe casually stalking you 2~
(J/k)
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by radio siren on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:12pm.
I guess that's why I'm so completely lost when it comes to butt plugs, rings, slings, jizzing in shoes, and anything else someone can come up with. Just a good ol fashioned dick to play with is enough to make me happy. Now we got 2 girls 1 cup, that freaking horse video that killed the guy, real dolls, Mini Me sex tapes, every hooch in Hollywood flashing her junk and/or making a sex tape, Chris Crocker and it's just. Oi. I mean, I'm all for having fun, but really people. Stop putting this shit on the internet because it's probably gonna go viral and everyone is going to see it and then some fucker is going to try to top it. And then innocent horses are turned into porn stars and that's just wrong. For the love of Mr. Ed. Leave the video camera at home.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
no surprises asslee likes it up the ass...my question is does she reciprocate on petey, cuz you know he's all about his asshole being violated...
_____________________________________________
did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Yeah, even though I'm not into either pepaw or memaw sexay times, I kinda need to know who the Hef is fucking...I don't need to know the details (cuz I found out it includes baby oil and no condomns...NAST...), BUT...
Ok, I want to know about gross sexay times of gross celebrities, but I want peeps to think I don't want to know that shit...Oh, and I really don't want to know anything about Pete Wentz gay ass weiner clit...GROSS!...Ugh. I refuse to believe he has peeny parts....No. Asslee getting knocked up by her daddy is less disturbing than Petey sticking it in...YUCK!
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:37pm.
True dat. Gristle loses its delicious flavor completely after being chewed a few times.
Now Guy Ritchie on the other hand...especially now that Gristle Girl is making him richie...that could be hot. I'd like to know what he's working with.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Suri is already acting! The girl deserves a dozen Oscars for her riveting performance as the daughter of a crazy troll person with raccoon teeth. --MK
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:36pm.
Er, ahem, I'd actually watch that. But only from between the fingers laced over my eyes.
But I would take a peek at Speidi.
*hangs head in shame*
I know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Suri is already acting! The girl deserves a dozen Oscars for her riveting performance as the daughter of a crazy troll person with raccoon teeth. --MK
Madonna! I don't wanna know about Madonna's sexy times. (anymore)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Public Service Announcement
The Puppy Cam Song
@Jiggy,
For pete's sake add SPeiDI!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:25pm.
Ok, just so MK knows, lets comprise a list of all the people we DONT WANNA KNOW 'bout they sexay times....
Here's my list, Tigger:
1. Carrot Top
2. Hugh Hefner (I know, too late)
3. Mr. T
4. Don Rickles
5. Don Knotts
6. Granny Clampett
7. all caps jim (no disrespect intended)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“This is a farewell kiss, dog.” --ill-mannered Arab shoe thrower
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:25pm.
Ok, just so MK knows, lets comprise a list of all the people we DONT WANNA KNOW 'bout they sexay times...
Amy and Blake?
Ok, just so MK knows, lets comprise a list of all the people we DONT WANNA KNOW 'bout they sexay times....These whores easily in the top 5 (and yes, I'm being kind).
Yeah, MK hates our asses. Notice how he don't post nothin' bout no Charlize sexay times or no Daniel Craig sexay times...No, we get Pete Wentz assholing Asswipe Simpson...NEAR XMAS no less...MK, there better be a lot of PURPLE DRANK, Mother's Circus Animal Cookies and Shitney meds at the DListed Xmas partay to make up for this fuckery!
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I HATE judging people by the way they look, but, look, these people are really without any other redeeming quality, so, to me, it's fair game.
Ugly and stupid motherfuckers! How can these couple be successful at whatever the fuck they do?
No looks, no glam, no talent, just an ability to talk about themselves, which any self indulgent wanker can exhibit too. I guess that is their appeal.
Selling the idea that one can make it by their skill of ignoring criticism and being so self centered.
edited: to add the word successful so the post makes sens ;)
Yes I'm back in this thread late as hell and I havent read shit up in here but I just want to repeat that married men should not cheat on their wives by fucking other women in the ass to the point where they can't get it up for the vagina, Cialis can't get it up for the vagina, and the gay high school teacher friend is the only one who understands. This is some devasting shit.If you like ass, tell the woman BEFORE you put the ring on and have the baby.
This is just a PSA because I'm tired of hearing the whining on my cell phone for the past two weeks. I sure as hell hope she doesn't read this......
P.S. Pete, stfu, NO ONE wants to hear how you fuck your dog. Really. All this anal sex shit is making me seriously want to row a boat to Dubai.
PEACE
蜘龍====================龍蜘
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
let's just say anal can be a pain in the butt
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Then Jack tried hard to hump her.
Jill said: No.
And Jack said: So,
I'll ram it up her dumper.
- Andrew Dice Clay
The only thing that could shock me about Petey and his ass-play habits is if he said he was a Top.
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by Diego on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 8:42pm.
"All things considered" is right. You posted the greatest quote evah when you said, "I miss the days when perverts were simple and a blowup doll was enough." Or something along those lines.
How true!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“This is a farewell kiss, dog.” --ill-mannered Arab shoe thrower
He likes anal and other fun stuff?I like him better now.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
A caller then asked if Ashlee was into anal sex, but Pete just smiled: "My wife likes me to have some fun."
Huh. Maybe he's not a total douchebag. That's the nice person's way of saying, "of course!" without flat out saying it in those words.
Here's another summary of today's interview from HowardStern.com. As a few people have already noted, Pete never said they did anal:
Pete told the crew that Ashlee was really curious about the times he used to beat off to her pictures: "She loves it. She was like, 'What were you thinking about?'...I mean, I'll probably get in trouble for this." Pete said it was much better when he finally bedded her: "It was the single greatest sexual experience of my life. We were in the Soho Grand. There was a mirror there and I was looking in it and said to myself: 'You're banging the girl of your dreams and watching it right now.'" A caller then asked if Ashlee was into anal sex, but Pete just smiled: "My wife likes me to have some fun."
Pete needs to shut his pie-hole, NOW because I can't handle anymore information about his sex life...ugh...this is almost as bad as Papa Joe talking about Jessucka's big boobies & how now that she's married, she can have sex "until she's blue in the face"...creepy...
One wonders why one was the pure virginal one & the other took it in the butt before getting married...guess Papa Joe's mind fuck (no pun intended) only works with the weak ones...
**************************************
What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
Submitted by Diego on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:28pm.
I prefer the real thing
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That is my motto! I'm serious.
________________________
Dlisted's a hellava drug.
We're on "Team Against Media-Whoring Husband-Stealing Baby Collecting Tatted-up Freakshows." - Stoney, 12/2008
Let's hear the audiotapes!
''It was at the Soho Grand Hotel'' I will always have doubts when I walk into a hotel room now. These two are pathetic. They should spare us the details of there...oh I don’t know what to call it.
Although it's probably not THE skankiest thing to go down in the SOHO.. FBI, HAZMAT and all the other clean up agencies should be sent immediately to close that shit down and burn it to the ground.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:59pm.
Oi. I honestly think it takes a special kind of stupid to let that happen. I think some people do that shit on purpose because the resulting ER trip turns them on. All things considered, that's actually kind of a mild perversion.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
anal is an acquired taste.
M.E., you are a totally shameless emo-douche-loving slut. Make sure that Mr. M.E. punishes you properly later!
Nippy I know, I'm a shamless slut.
*rubs handmark on face*
He is such a Homo! And I bet a great pussy-boy at that... I just know that there are drugs involved when he lays that thing down...
xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com/
That does deserve a SLAP!
Submitted by Nippy on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 7:20pm.
No, seriously. This is going to warp us all forever.
*************************************************
I'm already warped considering my attraction to emo douches.
Jared Leto, Pete Wentz.
Slap me now.
That's a surefire one-way ticket to the psych floor!
Submitted by Nippy on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 7:11pm.
I'm not sure the ER visit is much worse than looking into a hotel mirror and finding out you're nailing either Pete Wentz or Ashlee Simpson.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“This is a farewell kiss, dog.” --ill-mannered Arab shoe thrower
Damn this thread! Now I want new toys for Christmas!
I think California needs to add a new checkbox on its divorce petition:
* irreconcilable differences
* fraud
* evidence of prior existing marriage
* marriage performed under coercion
* jerkass spouse went on Howard Stern show to discuss personal life
Here's a summary of Pete's interview from http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.hs. There's also Twitter audio but I kent listen to it at work:
Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz stopped by to promote the band's new album and Howard told him how much he liked his wife, Ashlee Simpson: "Better than that other one. Her sister." Pete laughed: "Yeah, me too." Robin asked if the paparazzi was a pain, and Pete admitted it was: "It becomes dangerous and annoying...we'll [go] an hour out of the way [and use] a diversion tactic to avoid them." Howard asked if Pete became a tabloid target before or after marrying Ashlee, so Pete laughed it was definitely all about Ashlee: "I'm kind of like a purse for my wife."
Pete told the crew that he had been a pretty wild kid: he used to take a lot of hallucinogens, was sent away to a "boot camp" reform school by his parents and once got drugged up on Ambien and played Russian roulette: "You're on Ambien so it's like a cartoon. It's like the minute before you bungee jump or get on a plane." Howard didn't think getting on planes was so hard, but Pete explained he struggled with anxiety so severely that he couldn't travel on planes for years after Fall Out Boy first broke.
No, seriously. This is going to warp us all forever.