Smell Like The King (And A Beef Patty)
Now I finally know what to get all my vegetarian friends for Christmas this year: Burger King's new cologne FLAME! This shit is a limited-edition men's cologne spray that apparently smells like Whoppers. Man Meat would've been a better name.
BK describes Flame as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” I bet that's exactly the same words Johnny Travolta uses to describe the scent of Tommy Girl's hungry hole. And I guess if you want extra cheese with your flame-broiled meat, you'll have to find that yourself.
Flame sells for $4 a bottle at Ricky's in NYC or on FireMeetsDesire.com.
Wear this fuckery with caution, because it might put you harm's way. Just one spritz and both Brit Brit and Aretha Franklin will chase you down.
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Hey, agirl, I think that's a hernia
ROTL!! Funny website. I don't want my man smelling like beef. ________________________________________________
"Close your legs to married men." NeNe Leakes
"I don't need to learn the abc's to music. I'm a singer". Kim Zolciak
Wear this fuckery with caution, because it might put you harm's way. Just one spritz and both Brit Brit and Aretha Franklin will chase you down.
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Never mind that - what about the dogs and raccoons and bears and shit...?!?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Public Service Announcement
The Puppy Cam Song
I just ordered this online, don't judge me ya cunts, Im a fat person
I think he is creepy,nothing sexy about him.I wonder why he shaves his arms and legs but keeps his chest all hairy?Looks kind of like an Old Spice ad.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
This is something else....but it's just strange enough for me to go and buy this shit at Ricky's!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Look again at the pic of the Burger King guy - he seems to have some kind of growth or tumor on his abdomen - WTF? Looks like a giant zit about to pop. Fucking disgusting.
TITS,
He would be the only man that is shorter than me that I allow entry to.
I even noticed that when I took the picture with him, I very subtly extended my left leg behind me to make myself shorter than him. (I am sooo accommodating!!)
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:01pm.
Isn't the BK man the scariest thing you've seen in your life? They even sell it as a Halloween mask. He makes me shudder
LOL! I bought that mask this yr. for my kids, but neither of them would wear it outside. hahaha
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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RIMADYL KILLS
MK, did you type this article with one hand again???
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Isn't the BK man the scariest thing you've seen in your life? They even sell it as a Halloween mask. He makes me shudder....
And the next thing you know, you'll have the desire to bathe in BK's dishwashing sink!! With bubbles!!
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Bath and body has this cherry stuff that SMELLS ABSO-effing-LUTLY awesome!
They were on sale last Christmas for a dollar so I brought like 5 and I still have a couple bottles somewhere....in fact, I need to start using that stuff again, for its yummyness value!
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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:15pm.
TITS!
Hop on up on Uncle Eddies lap and tell us what you want for Christmas!
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Hopping up on santa eddies lap IS what I want for xmas.
win/win.
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LCT,
OH! The snow one!! GListening Snow or something??? That smelled SOOOO good that i felt a tingle just smelling it...and they discontinued it. Bitches!!!
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:15pm.
LCT!
Have you tried the Chocolate Amber? If you haven't, it's too late. Fuckers got me hooked and discontinued it. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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No.. did it smell like chocolate? They had this lip stuff one year called Snow or something and I looooooved it and never saw it again.
Should have gone with Cranberry.
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Own it like a strap-on.
TITS!
Hop on up on Uncle Eddies lap and tell us what you want for Christmas!
LCT!
Have you tried the Chocolate Amber? If you haven't, it's too late. Fuckers got me hooked and discontinued it. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:08pm.
lol, like anyone on dlisted has a good taste filter
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Hey do you guys remember when Burger King food was ACTUALLY flame broiled? Those were the good ol' days. These days they just fry em up like the rest of em do, only they put on "flame broiled" seasoning, which, coincidentally, occasionally gives me the squirts.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:59pm.
It takes me about two hours to choose a perfume or lotion
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thats good man. very patient of you. I know parfums smell so different after having been on the skin for an hour or so vs. right out of the bottle.
I usually buy what I like in the bottle and just assume Ill like the lower notes too...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Snowy- You mean, there are times when he's sober???
Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:04pm.
Um, Why doesn't this show up right on the home page?
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go to tools/preferences and disable the good taste filter.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:06pm.
BURGER KING POOP TIMES WITH WITCH EYES AND BEEFY SMELLS.
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FILL TENNIS CANS WITH BURGER KING FLAME DROPS OK WOW SMEAR ON MEAN PINK WIG AND PUT CARLA'S BURGER TOILET BATS IN THE MOUTH TIMES WOW
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Own it like a strap-on.
KD yeah, I think Mk is drunk again, LOL ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:55pm.
TITS
your avvie makes me have cry times. the puppehs!
the grewed up!
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i know they grew up and waved bye-bye.
*sniffle*
paradox bunny made me put this back up.
did you see the wave bye bye vids on their site?
*lump forms in throat*
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
BURGER KING POOP TIMES WITH WITCH EYES AND BEEFY SMELLS.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:04pm.
Um, Why doesn't this show up right on the home page?
Same thing is happening to me. The recent comments, categories & my profile are gone.
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She's flat and that's that!
It's working for me... dunno...
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Um, Why doesn't this show up right on the home page?
Why is Burger King promoting porn?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:58pm.
My poop's fly, you ain't cause you not.
xoxox
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Poop, please.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:56pm.
It takes me about two hours to choose a perfume or lotion. I put it on and wander off and do something, like browse other shops. Then I check the place where I put it on then meander back if I like it... although I'm so damn picky that once I find something I like I stick with it FOREVAH!!!
Although the hemp hand lotion smells yucky but does suuuuuch a good job! I deal.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:55pm.
Hoffalina! Poop it like it's hot!
My poop's fly, you ain't cause you not.
xoxox
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Have any of you ever bought a lotion because you loved the smell but two days later couldn't stand it?
I bought that holiday Warm Amber body butter from the Body Shop and it smelled like Christmas in a tub in the store, but when I got it home it smelled like burnt nutmeg on a bed of shit-out pinecones.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Wow. This is such a smart idea. Spray some of this on yourself, then go for a night on the town. There shall be no one within a 1 mile radius of you. Imagine what the hell this would smell like once you started sweating...? *shudder*
If there's anything I want more in the world, it's to smell like cooked beef...from Burger King, no less.
I wonder what would happen if someone sprayed this on their snatch?
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~It's not rape if you yell "Surprise!".~
Hoffalina! Poop it like it's hot!
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Own it like a strap-on.
I love the smell of that stuff.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
TITS
your avvie makes me have cry times. the puppehs!
the grewed up!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I am happy to say I do NOT eat fast food.
I've gotta find it, because I heard that BK is coming out with a new burger and it actually sounded GOOD.
Off to google. BBL
*blows kisses* to sexeh santa eddie.
(can i sit on your lap and tell you what i want for xmas?)
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
Behold, the King seductively pats the fur rug when you play the slideshow! Wheeee!
Who wants to fuck a man who smells like Sam the Butcher? Or has a giant plastic head? Seriously, BK is fucking with us.
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Now THAT is a tree!
When does the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy come in handy at the office?
When you get a Xmas gift from "Superior Erection".
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:40pm.
christine the hoff,
Sexy new marketing idea. CockOnionRings. Great for maintaining erections while smelling like an appetizer from Applebees.
I like your thinking! wow, eating junk food whilst having the foreplay times... I'm there.
Funny, I was thinking about you this morning and here you are!
xoxoxox
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:40pm.
christine the hoff,
Sexy new marketing idea. CockOnionRings. Great for maintaining erections while smelling like an appetizer from Applebees.
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I could totally get it up for a game of ring toss.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
christine the hoff,
Sexy new marketing idea. CockOnionRings. Great for maintaining erections while smelling like an appetizer from Applebees.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:17pm.
Seeing the King always gives me the urges to crack his big plastic head with my fist.
LMAO!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:37pm.
Ranch dressing? I know some girls who will eat ketchup on anything... try that next time.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:37pm.
Team V.,
I guess you're assuming I'm not AT THIS VERY MOMENT sitting at an Alabama truckstop.
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Sorry, forgot it was Tuesday.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:37pm.
I just hope this cologne is at least as effective as dipping my cock in ranch dressing.
Make it blue cheese and I'll rock your world.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Team V.,
I guess you're assuming I'm not AT THIS VERY MOMENT sitting at an Alabama truckstop.