JLo Got Another Job
What moron is actually paying JLo to act in a movie?! Who would do that shit during these economic times? Casting JLo in anything is a sure fie way to earn you a place at the back of the bread line. Even worse, they cast her in a comedy! The bitch has the sense of humor of a slug. I mean, Monster-In-Law? Enough said.
JLo will star in Plan B as some annoying bitch (I'm assuming) who turns to artificial insemenation to have a baby. The same day she meets her prince charming, she also finds out she's knocked up. Basically, it sounds kind of like the Clay Gayken story with less glitter. I wish it was the Clay Gayken story with JLo as Gayken. Now that I would pay to see.
CBS Films, the braindead foolios producing this crap fiesta, is looking for a director and shooting is set to begin next spring. That means it should open in a Wal-Mart discount bin near you by this time next year!
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liz: where are you in the BX? I used to live in Parkchester....I miss it sometimes now that I live in whitebread Jersey.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
lizard youre in the bronx? I used to cop on 166th. Good times, good times.
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Snowpiece: yup... just gray and overcast. I'm sitting here sniffing my cinnamon scented candle like an addict trying to chase away the glooms.
And Missy... Wino doesn't deserve to go... she just needs a well placed piece of duct tape. Her dad, on the other hand, should be there.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:41pm.
Sally: please send Kim K.
Last night on TMZ they asked her "what's Armenian for sexy?" and she thought a minute and replied "Kardashian" ewwwwwwwwwww
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Someone needs to slap her in the face with a trout. Seriously.
lizard: for real? it's snowing like a mofo in the city! fedex me some cookies! ;)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Look at her grey roots right in her part. She's young to have so much grey.
Migraine -
1) Angelina Jolie
2) Gerard Butler
3) The Hogans
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DONT ANYBODY EVEN THINK ABOUT TOSSING WINO ONTO THE ISLAND! IM WATCHING YOU MFERS!
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snowpiece: it's not snowing here in the Bronx... boo! No reason to go downtown today so I'm not... perhaps it'll come? Heeeere snow snow snow! Perfect for cookie baking!
On topic... she needed to shut up back before the infamous dress.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Sally: please send Kim K.
Last night on TMZ they asked her "what's Armenian for sexy?" and she thought a minute and replied "Kardashian" ewwwwwwwwwww
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
GAME!!!!
It's a Dlisted Game!!
OK, I propose that there needs to be an "Island of Misfit Celebrities" It is the holiday season after all.
First on my list:
Wonky McValtrex
Second:
Brittany Jean Spears
Third:
J-Ho
Now to you all.....
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:35pm.
KANYE!!!!! Fuck you Tom!
Yeah and the Cruise clan and their friends, including Posh.
But especially KANYE! That man should never be heard from again.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:34pm.
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Exactly! New bf the sperm donor, because life is always full of coincidences like that. This movie will be a prime example of art imitating life. Superb! I bet it'll be better than Gigli.
And just in time for Oscar season, too.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Someone should inform her that the bridge of her nose is collapsing.
So basically they just reversed that plot line in Will and Grace? How original. Just like JLo. Who, like Brange, can get fucked.
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ugh! she SUCKS! enough with that "sexy" face. nice lipstick...check out how far outside her lips it is. what a douche
NYers! have you ever seen such BIG ASS snowflakes!?!?! it's gorgeous!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Since when do Puerto ricans need artificial insemenation?? You could knock up those fertile sluts through a blowjob.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Those fucking eyelashes are RIDICULOUS. What a cunty cunt mccunterson!
JLo shopuld know plenty about artificial insemination.
Why can't someone pay her to get lost?
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Your Mom: the only way I can see it ending is Jlo finds out that her new beau was actually the sperm donor.....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Ok, and I swear to God, I thought the title said "JLo got another NOSE job" When it didn't talk about her nose, I thought what a great way to point out what a skank she is saying that she spends all her money on her nose.
And I liked her chola nose. This one is deformed and looks like, and I'll say it again, a penis.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
doesnt she have enough money yet??
please stop doing movies
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GO AWAY JLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG, wow! I am SO going to have to see this movie cuz I gotta find out what happens in the end! The only thing better that a romantic comedy is a romantic comedy starring the irreplaceable JLo!
*bloop!*
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Didn't she already do this in real life?
Her nose has a penis thing going for it too, or is it just my obsession with penises?
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
the nose job she got to get rid of the chola nose is SOOOO obvious in that pic
She's a beautiful woman who somewhere along the line was convinced that her face should be the color of explosive diarrhea.
ARGH! Tranny mustache!!
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