JLo Got Another Job
What moron is actually paying JLo to act in a movie?! Who would do that shit during these economic times? Casting JLo in anything is a sure fie way to earn you a place at the back of the bread line. Even worse, they cast her in a comedy! The bitch has the sense of humor of a slug. I mean, Monster-In-Law? Enough said.
JLo will star in Plan B as some annoying bitch (I'm assuming) who turns to artificial insemenation to have a baby. The same day she meets her prince charming, she also finds out she's knocked up. Basically, it sounds kind of like the Clay Gayken story with less glitter. I wish it was the Clay Gayken story with JLo as Gayken. Now that I would pay to see.
CBS Films, the braindead foolios producing this crap fiesta, is looking for a director and shooting is set to begin next spring. That means it should open in a Wal-Mart discount bin near you by this time next year!
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Stoney:
Beyonce needs to turn down her ego, tyty needs to turn down her crazy, and RiRi needs to stop being omnipresent. I'm scared that I'll turn around and there will be her forehead staring me down.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
MOUTHBREATHER! I hope a scaffolding falls on her during pre-production! COW!
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Migraine - Yes, I need a douchebag intervention,
Caruse, Wentz, Leto.........
I suck at life.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:17pm.
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hahahaha! I love the video from the first link, how the segway to every one-liner has that sample from the Who song.
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:19pm.
I don't have a problem with any of those, except Beyonce is pretty annoying. Ok, I guess send Tyra Banks to the island. She and Janice can thunderdome over who has the biggest ego.
M.E.
We may have to do an intervention on you.
Caruso.....NOT HOT!
M.E.--I'm truly sorry to hear that. It's those damned sunglasses, isn't it?
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Wasn't this a storyline in a Will & Grace episode?
I reeeeaaalllyyy don't want to see another birthing scene with her in it. I really do not.
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Caruso as Horatio, and Caruso as John Kelly - not even close to the same character.
John Kelly was HOT, funny and actually had a script. Horatio just has the oneliners, sideways stance and those GD sunglasses.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:16pm.
and TyTy and Princess RiRi and Beyonce!
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Sounds a little like Baby Mama (wihout the comedy) to me.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:14pm.
I assume you've seen this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
and this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceHnUrUAbho
and because Jim Carrey can be a funny dude:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI&feature=related
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Snowy - are you talking about Prison Break? I think I have the last 3 episodes to catch up on.
I've been sucking at having no life lately.
Been too fucking busy to lounge on the couch.
DAMN IT!
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:07pm.
Of course. But I forgot a few. We also have to send Janice Dickinsen, Heather Mills, Gwyneth Paltrow, Dina Lohan, Kayne West, Diddy, Sienna Miller, Pam Anderson, Star Jones, and David Caruso in front!
your mom - yes, Caruso's oneliners suck ass.
But I can't help it. I fell in love with the Caruso back on NYPD Blue.
Even as fucking irritating as Horatio's character is. I lurve him.
I'm sick, I know.
*steals Gerry off the Misfit boat*
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I hate Caruso's stupid one-liners and dramatic hamster turns. Hey Caruso--the cheese factory called....
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
M.E. I have not watched ONE epi of our show this season, it's all on my dvr but now I feel like it's too much work to catch up, I guess I'm not feeling my boy TBag with that mustache
have you been watching?
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:07pm.
That episode didn't come to A&E yet *blushes*
But really! He left NYPD Blue to "work on his movie career" which tanked big time, so he goes to fucking CSI: Miami and plays the same character that he "perfected" ten years earlier.
Siiiigh. If he can't walk manly onto a set, he needs to get off of it. Talk about ego! Shit.
On topic: I forgot that JLo banged P Diddy. She has horrible taste in men... Ben Aflack at the height of his douche days? And that fugly dance dude?
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Snowy -
LEAVE THE CARUSO ALOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to get caught up on this season. My DVR is full.
M.E. sending that ginge to THE ISLAND, babe!
and lizzy: no way, he was NEVER hot , not even in that one movie I can't think of right now...JADE
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:58pm.
Tee hee... without his sunglasses. Have you watched CSI: Miami lately? He's always in 50s style soft light!!! He also doesn't walk anywhere, he just shows up. I think he's getting way too old
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Wasn't Horatio supposed to be dead, anyway? didn't someone shoot him? How the fuck did he just come back to life as if nothing happened? He's like the thing that wouldn't leave!!
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:05pm.
Sounds good. But if it's a question between Spencer and Keanu, Keanu stays.
That kid needs to disappear.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:57pm.
I think he's a weirdo with a horrible, monotone, stab-out-my-eardrums voice and even worse acting skills.
Sounds about as funny as taking the morning after pill.
oh GO AWAY J.Lo.
You CAN'T act, OR sing,
You have a fucking billion dollars and your babies....be happy and stay the fuck out of our faces.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:58pm.
Tee hee... without his sunglasses. Have you watched CSI: Miami lately? He's always in 50s style soft light!!! He also doesn't walk anywhere, he just shows up. I think he's getting way too old...
But he doesn't look anything like he did in "First Blood"... hmmm...
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:58pm.
david Caruso
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And his GD sunglasses, too!
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
snowy - what about David Caruso??
I still can't get over this bitch fucking P.Diddy. She's one disgusting talentless fuckpig whore.
The RimJob lips are just divine.
Artificial Insemmy, this should aptly be named "How to Keep A Man & Stay Relevant In HollyWeird", a documentary/biopic on the skanks of Celeb land, and thusly star Skeletina.
Island Contestants Entries:
1. Sienna Miller
2. Katherine Heigl
3. Kanye
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
This sounds like something I'd watch on a Saturday afternoon if it's too cold and rainy for me to want to go out...and nothing better is on...and I have nothing to do around the house...and I feel like shutting my brain down for 90 minutes...with a glass of wine...while talking smack to the screen. So there is the slim possibility that I might, maybe, someday, under all the wrong circumstances, watch this at home...maybe. LOL
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
david Caruso
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So, what is with her upper lip? Is that lip liner? Or really bad lighting?
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:54pm.
Why Keanu? He's just... there... unwashed but not really bothering anybody that doesn't see his movies.
Personal vendetta?
Because if we're going to do that fucking Ann Marie Lucas needs to go.
And MK would love us forever if we sent CHERYL BURKE!
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
nooo Stoney, not Flava Flav! LOL but I like all your other choices
I hope there's a smoke monster on this island (I miss Okie!)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Heidi and Spencer, Paris Hilton, Sherri Shepard, Angelina Jolie, Keanu Reeves, Chris Klein, Brad Pitt, all four of the Hogans, Nancy Grace, Tom and Katie, that idiot with the big clock around his neck, Ryan Seacrest, and Elizabeth Hasselbeck need to go to the island NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by JennieG on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:38pm.
ugh! she SUCKS! enough with that "sexy" face. nice lipstick...check out how far outside her lips it is. what a douche
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Exactly. I think her makeup artist (or artists, who knows how many that bitch has) needs to go back to kindergarten and re-learn how to color inside the lines. Sheesh.
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:51pm.
No Wino. It will disturb the whole ecological system and then we would have to send aid.
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Sounds like "Baby Momma Drama" to me.
This will blow!
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One can only hope that somebody will come along early enough and teach her Dragon Tales Twins about wire hangers.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:41pm.
DONT ANYBODY EVEN THINK ABOUT TOSSING WINO ONTO THE ISLAND! IM WATCHING YOU MFERS!
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Missy. It's not a lepers colony!! I agree! No Wino. It will disturb the whole ecological system and then we would have to send aid.
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Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:49pm.
Just ice (not bad) here in Big D
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when I hear big D i think detroit!
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Just ice (not bad) here in Big D......wish it was snowing!
Too easy!
"caption this contest!"
BRAAAAAAINS!!!!
Bitch should close her mouth or do something with her eyes or something...
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Snowpiece and missy: I'm over by Kingsbridge and Riverdale. I work by Yankee Stadium though... tough 'hood! Bf lives over in Throgsneck... he's sorta Italian.
I wuvs it. a lot... *gets all warm and fuzzy inside*
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
lizard, mitch wino? oh yeah, ISLAND TIMES!
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oh, brange must get sent away to the island, fo sho
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