JLo Got Another Job
What moron is actually paying JLo to act in a movie?! Who would do that shit during these economic times? Casting JLo in anything is a sure fie way to earn you a place at the back of the bread line. Even worse, they cast her in a comedy! The bitch has the sense of humor of a slug. I mean, Monster-In-Law? Enough said.
JLo will star in Plan B as some annoying bitch (I'm assuming) who turns to artificial insemenation to have a baby. The same day she meets her prince charming, she also finds out she's knocked up. Basically, it sounds kind of like the Clay Gayken story with less glitter. I wish it was the Clay Gayken story with JLo as Gayken. Now that I would pay to see.
CBS Films, the braindead foolios producing this crap fiesta, is looking for a director and shooting is set to begin next spring. That means it should open in a Wal-Mart discount bin near you by this time next year!
Erm.... wasn't this the plot of a Will & Grace episode already???
What's wrong with her bottom teeth?
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Glad to hear I'm not the only one who HATES David Caruso. CSI Miami sucks because of him. That low tone he talks in. Lookin' like hes being wheeled about, with those odd poses. His complete lack of energy, his non acting one dimensional presence."
EWWWWWW! I hate him and cannot even watch the show. Have hated his egotistical ass ever since NYPD Blue. Yuck.
And just count how many times an episode he puts on and takes off his sunglasses. My stepdaughter pointed that out to me, and we just laughed our asses off counting. It's like a new drinking game.
Her nose is a mess! It looks like she got punched inthe face. I'm only sorry I wasn't the one able to do it.
J Lo's note to self: "Make sure when makeup artist is done with my three hour eye-job that he actually REMEMBERS to do the rest of my face! Fucker forgot to conceal my schnozz! He is SOOO fired. Oh well, at least I am still prettier than Skeletor. I wonder how soon I can schedule the twins for their plastic surgery so they won't look so much like him?"
Bleh, what a waste. artificial insemination huh? just like in real life. And that tired ass look on her face says "I take myself way to seriously and I think I'm going to sneeze".
This face she's now making makes me ill!! It's so pretentious, for it's showing thats she's suffering from some form of Narcissist Personality Disorder. I mean many women like to make this type of face in the privacy of our bathrooms or playing with our men in bed BUT never would we do this shit in public! Crackwhores or Prostitutes make this face in public because they r in lala land trying to make a deal with a john AND apparently Jenny from around the block! fuckin nuts!
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Submitted by kiwikim: "It's strange that she always plays these roles where she is an independent woman who is so career minded they just forgot to take care of themselves... JLO just does not seem like an independent, educated, career minded, woman of the world type. She seems like a pampered diva."
I totally agree. I really really hate those romantic comedy movies, even though I'm a woman and supposed to like them. Insipid propaganda.
"The same day she meets her prince charming, she also finds out she's knocked up. Basically, it sounds kind of like the Clay Gayken story with less glitter."
And it sounds like an episode of Will & Grace.
CBS Films??? My oh my, how this A-list-hole has fallen. I'm breathlessly anticipating her QVC debut.
Straight to DVD.Who would pay money to watch her irrelevant ass? Her career has been over for a few years.
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It's strange that she always plays these roles where she is an independent woman who is so career minded they just forgot to take care of themselves. Like the Wedding Planner. I think this is why her movies always fail. JLO just does not seem like an independent, educated, career minded, woman of the world type. She seems like a pampered diva.
Well hell, Halle Berry keeps getting work and that girl has the range of a pickle.
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Hmmm I thought that she was suppose to lay low after having her children. I knew that was a lie because her ego is too big for that.
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Haven't they learned from all the other stinkers she's made?
wow, thats one effed up nose job. however, she has amazing skin for a 40 year old. i wonder what she does? whatever. anyone as rich as she is can afford to have skin like that, too.
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well thought out title, isn't plan b the morning after pill?
Glad to hear I'm not the only one who HATES David Caruso. CSI Miami sucks because of him. That low tone he talks in. Lookin' like hes being wheeled about, with those odd poses. His complete lack of energy, his non acting one dimensional presence.
I think to myself whenever I see that show: Is this for real or are they kidding me? Its just unbelievable
the only job she is going to get is to clean my toilet.
Wow, I guess the studio doesn't mind waisting a shit load of money in this economy. I think I would literally rather watch a talking cow pie than pay one cent to see this cunt.
I'd like to punch her in that beatup nose.
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Tell me this won't be the plot: she struggles to tell him, decides to pretend it's his, mishaps occur, he finds out it's not, she wins him back by explaining herself. End: he had donated to the same sperm bank so it's his baby anyway. Shocker. Yay Hollywood.
This was a TV show called "Oh Baby" starring Cynthia Stevenson...I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who thought it was funny, or who watched for that matter. Kinda how this movie will be.
She looks like a Real Doll. The mouths are identical:
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PSL I dont know how to fix it!!!!
and yeah KD I think I do wear my pants to tight lol but I cant find dam pants that fit right!
and um snowy you had me researching "pineapple and baked beans diet" lmao! yeah that hotel is awesome I have been there twice before its so romantical and cheesy at the same time lol
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the question is, though, which asshole comes off the island alive? I'd bet my money on Jlo..that massive ego could devour Jolie in one fail swoop. Plus, since Jolie would seduce all the men, the other women will kill her off first.
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ha ha I just made it up about the baked beans and pineapple
but I checked out those hotels and it makes me want to live in Illinois, Wisconsin or Indiana, LOL I don't know if we have anything like that here. A pool in your room!
When we went to Mexico last spring we had a ht on our balcony, that was awesome!
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snowy, it seems like men like us better with a little meat, and we like to be skinny.....lol
MrsG, don't worry- you caught it, and now you'll fix it. This is what I mean when I say I don;t know how people let themselves get FAT. I gain 5-10 lbs and get uncomfortable! Physically! So, I take it right off...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:18pm.
that sounds like a good time in the bathroom... ewww. I'm sure there are other ways... the no carb diet is a good crashy diet... but ya gotta get off of it quickly or it'll fuck you up. My mom started to have her period for three weeks in a row... I dunno.
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didn't Tina Fey essentially already make this movie?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
lmao what are the baked beans for? I dont want to be all gassy lol
Thanx Liz and no i wont stop eating lol Im to much of a food lover lol hence my problem
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Mrs G: I have seen you, you could stand to gain a few pounds and still look slammin.
My bf tells me he likes that I have some meat on my bones now and I bet your man will too! Don't let something like that ruin your good time, or else, don't eat ANYTHING but pineapple and baked beans from now till then....LOL
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Mrs. G... just promise me you won't go stupid and stop eating. Hope it disappears before the hotel (congrats, btw)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:09pm.
Mrs. G I am getting one too. It's frightening but I keep telling myself it's to keep me warm in the winter, LOL
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:09pm.
Oh, Mrs. G... it's that time of the year. Give yourself a month and it should be gone. Don't let it ruin your holidays. I always gain mucho peso right about now.
No ladies it is not o.k...plus its my anniversary at the end of the month and we are or maybe WERE planning on going to sybaris (you know that hotel with the pool and hot tup in your room) and well know I am going to be to self conscious
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Mrs. G I am getting one too. It's frightening but I keep telling myself it's to keep me warm in the winter, LOL
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Oh, Mrs. G... it's that time of the year. Give yourself a month and it should be gone. Don't let it ruin your holidays. I always gain mucho peso right about now.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Guess what guys....today I realized I have a "muffin top" I am so beyond depressed I want to go home and never come out ever I am turning into a pig
Oh and Jlos lashes look awesome..fake..but awesome
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It looks like the bridge of her nose is about to collapse.
I thought this was about another nose job.
edit: How very, they made the Seal and Heidi Klum story into a film.
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You know the ending to that movie: the prince charming happens to (surprise!) be the sperm donor--some old donation from his frat days.
Snowy - PB is definetly worth catching up on. There is a little twist (I think it was 4 episodes ago) where the hub and I were like "OMFG! I DID NOT see that one coming."
Get caught up hon.
And STFU about my Carusoloonieness. At least he's got two hands!
DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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M.E. yes, PB, I have no idea what's going on. Is it worth catching up?
wait, who am I asking? the Carusoloonie, LOL ;P ♥
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I wonder if this irrelevant ho sleeps in those fake eyelashes?
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She looks pretty in the photo...except for the 4 bottom, obviously capped/implanted teeth.
David Caruso missed his calling in soap operas.
Sounds like "Baby's Mama".... kind of. She has a surrogate baby and then meets her prince charming.....i see it
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David Caruso and his one-liners make me HATE CSI: Miami. It's the worst one thanks to him. Also the women on the show wear some of the sluttiest outfits in the history of CSI. Not even the Las Vegas one tops them in the cheese!
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