Katie Price Thinks Dita Von Teese Is Rank
Let's compare Katie Price's and Dita Von Teese's Playboy covers, shall we? Dita's is actually pretty classy for Playboy. I could have a cup of tea with it. Pinky up, legs crossed and all. Katie's however looks like it belongs in the dirty escort section of L.A. Weekly. We should all be wearing condoms while looking at it.
Well, Katie disagrees with me and thinks Dita's cover is gross. She told OK! (via The Sun) that she's ready to bare her mangled titty balls for Playboy again. She said, "I'd love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese's cover and it's crap. The woman is rank. It's not my cup of tea that she's so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers' Wives. It didn't look like Playboy to me."
Dita should take this as a compliment. If Katie thinks you're hot, it probably means that your skin looks like its covered in dried caca and you have Tupperware bowl for breasts. One of Dita's cooch berries is a million times sexier than Katie Price's whole body. Sorry for the visual, but it's true.
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Dita Von Teese is UFCKING rank!
this is true.
Ah, I thought she was just going to say Dita is rank--which is totally true.
But the cover is quite nice.
Otherwise, everyone just calls Dita a stripper. Helloooo, she was in porn. She's just like every other woman in her business but with a 40's knock-off image--she's pretty much on par with Carmen Electra, etc.
Dita von Turd is a retard, but "rank"...I don't think so.
What's this about women being whores and having to act like it?! Where is the class and the dignity? Dita's a stripper (and she says so), but she doesn't have to act like your typical bargain basement variety.
That's what was so great about OLd Hollywood; most of those women were skanks, but they kept the illusion alive.
Team Dita! Screw burnt bacon looking Jordan!
oh, fuck this bitch! she's fat, ugly and ignorant. dita is like 50 and shit, and looks like a porcelean doll. katie 'the scab' needs to haul ass back the Limeytown before i kill her. thank you.
Katie is way hotter than Dita in these photos.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Indeed. Gravity is a harsh mistress.
No problem. You can always tell when a woman is laying down and her breasts are still 2 distinct balls.
Thanks for the confirmation on this--always best to go straight to the source :)
Nippy and kiwikim -
Dita's breasts are still fake. She never had them taken out. I know because I asked her. She's had breast implants and lipo.
She had them done at 20 and they're saline, over the muscle. She told me she's had the same pair ever since.
She wasn't always so forthright with her surgeries. It wasn't until Howard Stern asked her directly on his radio show that she said she wasn't all-natural.
Dita's tittas weren't always real....she used to talk about the surgery and they looked ridiculously round/perky/fake. When did she have them taken out?
Wow. Dita's are real. I didn't think Playboy did real titties anymore.
Jordan looks like she's got her fingers in her coochie pie. She looks like the sluts they advertise for in Vegas. And thanks for pasting the links to the wedding shots. Puts the TRAVELERS wedding from a month back to shame.
And some of you Pomes better come clean because usually America gets slammed for not being classy, but this export makes you all out as chavs.
More reasons why Jordan is a goddess:
The dress:
http://fashionbride.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/jordan_aka_katie_price_w...
The husband and his tux:
http://blogs.theage.com.au/lifestyle/trashtalk//archives/_peter_andre_jo...
Musical taste:
http://bp0.blogger.com/_bll4t6lNvW0/RlLN3cYLv1I/AAAAAAAAARQ/K2kXknpHvvI/...
And a goddam awesome cake:
http://daddytypes.com/archive/jordan_wedding.jpg
Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:51pm.
Ive heard her in interviews and she doesnt really take herslef very seriously.
I don't really know; just my impression. The fact she dated MM for a long time makes her gross in my book.
Dita is a stripper with a nice sense of style when she puts on clothes, but that doesn't make the girl classy. It makes her stylish.
I LIKE the fact that Jordan is all-whore, all the time. She's true to her trashy self! And you can't dismiss those wedding pictures of hers...that is like an ecstatic explosion of pink fairy dust, white icing, and orange tanner. Absolute classics!!!
Dita's cover is definately classier. I just can't get past the fact that she rode the Marilyn Manson peen. I would rather f**k Regis.
The ho on the left looks like "Robo Twat".
That dude on the left is gross.
+1 for pale skin
Did she just diss Dita's skin colour? How quaint that she lives in a world where everyone can tan. Fuck off, you demented moron.
Wow Katie wouldn't know her ass from a hole in her face. Obviously somebody likes it because Dita has been on the covers of Playboy USA, Playboy Spain,Playboy France,Playboy Mexico and now Playboy Germany. She was also featured in Playboy in 1999,2001, and 2002. That's right Katie and that ripped up fishnet and 5 cent corset just screams class.
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Submitted by Wyle E on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:44pm.
"Price calling DvT rank is a bit like Hitler calling Mother Theresa an amoral whore isn't it?
What a dirty skank."
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I am one hundred percent on Dita Von Teese's side here, but No, Wyle E, it is nothing like that. That is a ridiculous comparison.
Team Dita.
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:32pm
darn Stoney you iz right...I suppose when you dress like a 50s housewife it doesn't matter that you spread your clam lips like a venus fly trap on a daily basis.
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OT - STD Barbie doesn't approve Dita!
Sheeps, at the risk of becoming an actual Ditaloonie, Ive heard her in interviews and she doesnt really take herslef very seriously. She describes herslelf as a stripper with a hobby in collecting vintage memorabilia.
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Price calling DvT rank is a bit like Hitler calling Mother Theresa an amoral whore isn't it?
What a dirty skank.
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"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.
They're both really annoying and the opp of sexay. At least Katie doesn't take herself too seriously.
bisou! But she looks old-timey! That automatically makes you classy, didn't you know?
That ugly cunt had the cheek to say that?
it's a sad day for mankind when a stripper (because that's all Dita is) is labelled 'classy'.
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UGH that photo! KP is NAST!
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isn't seeing that skank push a cell phone up her rotten beef curtains once already punishment enough?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
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That's what I meant. Wish I could find the damn pic but I don't have time.
Found it!
http://www.thecellfreak.com/system/files/oldImages/Katie-Price-cell-phon...
Jill, what about when she shoved the cell phone up her twat?
THAT was exceptionally classy.
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Here's a link to her being her "classy best" with black dildo up her enormous, gaping vagina.
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Anyone have that pic of Jordan shoving a cell phone up her twat? Now that takes real class.
sweet jesus that is one unfortunate kid. I hope to god she gets cuter. Its not like the poor dear is going to join MENSA coming from that mess of a gene pool...
Sandler's kid needs to grow into her looks. When she's older, she'll be pretty. She's just at that akward stage now.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
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I second everybody who can't believe Katie's chutzpah. Bitch is clueless.
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Katie Price is a bit of a load-mouthed bitch isn't she? Why comment on Dita's cover? What's it have to with with Katie's own desperate attempt to do Playboy again?
Katie's jealous because Dita hasn't mangled her face and breasts with multiple surgeries. And is attractive.
I didn't know Dita was ON a PB cover; I'd only seen seen the crapola on the telly. Yes, I agree, Dita is pure class and the other, not so...
Now isn't that the whore calling the pot rank..
i don't think that orange tan comes from the sun....
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And I don't find women who look like a leather bag in the discount bin attractive at all, especially if they're 100% phony. I like the real stuff. What's-her-name is starting to look like the beef jerky that's for sale at gas stations.
I'm no fan of Dita, but Jordan is pure trash. She has no room to talk smack about anybody!
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Looove Dita Von Teese. Katie Price is a piece of shit.
obviously katie is jealous; she's gross...but whomever said that these two are opposite sides of the same coin is absolutely right, they both get naked for cash...
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:26pm.
The thing about Dita is she never really denies shes nothing but a stripper. I've seen interviews with her and she speaks fairly well. I dunno why I like Dita but I do.
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The funny thing is that I say rank all the time, and I'm not sure I even got it from my 6 months in London either. Weird!
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Katie Price doesn't realize that being sexy is not having to show your entire set of fake ass titties to everyone who might not actually want to see her ugly set. Dita at least has some class and I think those boobs might even be her own. So her saying that she's rank well...there might be some projecting there.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:27pm.
what does rank mean?
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Rank means stinky in a putrid sort of way. It also means to put things in a certain order. So maybe in England it means that she is acknowledging that Dita is better than her... NAH!
*experiences post traumatic stress from being called cutie patootie as a child*
Dita=Hot, yes.
KP/Jordan(whateverthefuckhernameis?)=Dried dogshit, fuck no.
the DUDE! abides...