Tuesday, December 16th 2008

Morning Wood

Hef's newest girlfriend is bringing modesty and sophistication back to the Playboy - The Bastardly

Nicole Richie has a lot on her plate right now....not including food by the looks of her - I'm Not Obsessed

KFed is using his alimony payments wisely by buying weed and hiring hookers - Celebitchy

William Shatner serenades the whales - SOW

Hilary Duff no longer has a cherry wall. Ugh. That was gross. - ICYDK

The Melrose Place spin-off is actually, actually happening - Socialite Life

Iraq Shoe Tosser Guy: The GIFS! - Boing Boing

Vintage Hugh Laurie - Videogum

Posted by: Michael K


parissucksliterally's picture

she pulls down her underwear in front of people.
Gross.
eeeuuuwww.

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Migraine Sally's picture

Submitted by Ang on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:14pm.
Now that's KLASS with a K. Whatta skank!

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Ang, skank is one of my fave words!!

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lizardbits1's picture

Couple of good ones this Morning Wood.

Laughed my ass off at Kirk singing to the whales "I'm a big whale... I'm a big whale too..."

Ewww about knowing about Duff... TMfuckingI

Hugh Laurie would be more awesome if he had a better looking shirt.

And KFed spending his money on illegal shit? I'M SHOCKED!!! *said sarcastically*

Besides that... don't care much.

In other news: My cat is somewhere... doing... something.

**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**

rk-d's picture

This Dasha chick is a DEFINITE upgrade

Ang's picture

Now that's KLASS with a K. Whatta skank!

mike's picture

What happened to the rough-looking twins Hef snagged from the FL court system?

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

I'll bet her daddy's really proud of his little girl!

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:07pm.

Is she seriously pulling her thong down on the red carpet
?!
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This totally reminds me of a kid in kindergarten, only when they pull the dress up and the panties down, there's usually a turd to follow.

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SkyIsGangsta's picture

Hugh Laurie looks better now and old technology is the best.

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

Salem13's picture

Ugh WTF is wrong with her? I don't get these woman that say their dream DREAM was to "always pose in playboy". What ever happened to being a scientist or doctor or something other then being a skank? Go ahead call me a prude all you want I don't care.

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Taquitos go in one end and they explode out the other.

She's wisely trying to draw attention away from her face.

sandrak's picture

Who does that????What a whore!

kdracofan's picture

disgusting

Stoney's picture

Is she seriously pulling her thong down on the red carpet?!

Dallas's picture

Can someone explain the fascination (or lack there of) with Nicole Ritchie? What the hell is she famous for.......being Lionel's adopted daughter?!?

No one wants to see a bare ass on the red carpet. I don't care whos ass it is!

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Who pulls up their dress and pulls down their panties on the red carpet? Honestly.

PS. Don't answer with 'this chick'.

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angel_i's picture

Um. No, thank you.

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snowpiece's picture

"Attendees included Benji and Joel Madden, Nicole Ritchie, Tila Tequila and Audrina Patridge"

hahahahahahahahah (I love Nic but HA!)

also, Hef's gf has less backyard than I do! sad. poor girl.
also, mah KFed seems to be going grey? YAY weed boo hookers

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lizardbits1's picture

First thought about the picture...

WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK IS GOING ON THERE???

yes in Charles Manson-like caps.

**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**

Migraine Sally's picture

I recall another teen star pretending she was still a virgin too....

angry mom's picture

You KNOW that Hugh Laurie is just for us hags!!!
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