Morning Wood

Hef's newest girlfriend looks like a walking STD

Nicole Richie looks good,I think they make an attractive couple

KFed is a loser.What's new?

William Shatner is crazy.I love him!

The Stooge's one is my favorite shoe gif

Hugh Laurie is hotter now than he was back then.He aged excellently.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

MK! You TOTALLY have to call this woman "Dash-in-the Ass-Fiesta"!!!

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

KFed is using his alimony payments wisely by buying weed and hiring hookers - Celebitchy

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I don't know about K-fed's parenting skills, but he didn't violate the custody agreement and hold JJ hostage in a locked bathroom. Prompting a massive Police response, and turning an entire residential neighborhood into chaos. And getting himself tossed into a psych-ward.

Is that diaper rash on her butt? Or rug burn?

Desperate much, Hil? I mean really who actually thought that she was a virgin still once she started dating that perv Joel from Good Charlotte?

I think Nicole looks great. I like her on the skinnier side- it suits her, IMO.

I also know that I am somewhat skewed when it comes to body image.....lol

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I've been thinkin bout you....
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
- Evelyn "Champagne" King

What happened to Nicole's legs in the pics, looks like they photoshopped half of them off...damn! She looks SO DAMN hungry! Anywho, Hugh's new gf is all class...I especially like how she took off her panties for all to see. Yuck-o!

http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/

That senile old fart is really finding the classy ones now isn't he. Cash in the chips man, the game is over. Cranes will crash before lifting that useless pud between your legs Hef.

the DUDE! abides...

After watching the Girls Next Door I thought Dasha was a sweetheart.

Damn did she turn out to be a skeezer! Who takes their pants off on the red carpet? Just gross. She looked so classy in her Playboy pics too, sort of like Dita Von Teese. How sad. Maybe European Playboy is classier but once they do skeevy Playboy over here thy turn into sluts who screw 80 year old men. I guess it was true, if you want to be a Playmate you have to let Hef take you up the ass. How sad tht women would sink so low for the Playmate of the Year title.

Keep it klASSie, Hef.

And I could look at show throwing video all day! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight

OMG, a Benji Madden sighting! *faints*

Her parents must be very proud.

Mmmmm, MK, thanks for the Hugh Laurie dose!

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"She sounds like she's running a fucking marathon barefoot while singing this shit."

http://dumb-report.blogspot.com/

She is a playboy model. They flash their shit all the time. Not shocking really.

WTF?? Showing you thong is one thing...pulling your thong out of your ass and flashing your crack to a camera???

Did I miss something?? Is this a new code for "LOOK AT ME!! I'M MENTALLY ILL!!"????
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"Merry Christmas, Dammit!"

I don't care how pretty she is IRL, even Paris wouldn't do that....
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Dasha is really pretty. A step up from his older girls.

WAIT! Is the playboy nmodel his girlfriend too???? So now is it the requirement that ou have to be a no standards hoe in order to be in playboy? He suddenly has like 6 new girlfriends now....and all of em were featured on Girls next door as unknown playboy hopefuls...

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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:49pm.

I think Hef has lost his eyesight, because his latest chicks are UGLY.
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I saw the Girl Next Door episode with her it it and she looked GORGEOUS on the show, not so much in this pic, but she looke really sexay on that show...and she was nice.

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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!

DOWNGRADE Hef. And that wasn't an easy task. *making faces*

I think Hef has lost his eyesight, because his latest chicks are UGLY.

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pussy don't fail me now, I gotta turn this n****a out, so he don't want nobody else, but me and only me....
- Missy Elliott

Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:43pm.

Fuck that- she probably gives her men head while theyre taking a dump!

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Ooooh, a blumpkin.

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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."

Hef's newest girlfriend...is NASTY! He has a shit ton of women to choose from and he picks HER?? Maybe he's losin' it?

Nicole Richie...I like the broad.. cant say anyting bad about her.

KFed...who in H'Wood ISNT smiking weed and paying for sex? Either youre in a sham marriage paying escorts on the side to hide you homosexuality, or you fuck anything that has 2 legs and a hole.

William Shatner..eh..

Hilary Duff...no shit, Sherlock.. I couldve told you that! You think her BF's stay with her because she a sweet person? Fuck that- she probably gives her men head while theyre taking a dump!

The Melrose Place spin-off...might be fun to watch, but once again, I watch shows NOT on network TV!

Iraq Shoe Tosser Guy... He shouldnt have thrown the shoe- you do the crime, you serve the time. If an American had done that to a leader of another country, he/she'd be stoned, hung or shot!

Vintage Hugh Laurie..didnt feel like clicking the pics... are they good??

Still snowing in MD..oh yeah! We went from San Diego weather yesterday to snow today.. bring on the Flu's !

LOOK!!! ONLY 3 MORE MOTHERFUCKIN DAYS TO GO-
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That playboy chick looks like Melanie Griffith in the second and third pictures and that's not a good thing. I hope that's not her usual sexy face because it's creepy. Anyway, so she's taking off her stupid undies, big deal!. She's a playboy skank, what did we expect?.

I like to see those Laurie and Fry videos on youtube. They're funny.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

My, she's so skanky, and shiny.

Nicole is back on her ano diet.

I don't think KFed ever stopped smoking weed or partying in Vegas. So what? The nanny loves the tots, and they're well cared for.
Imagine KFed had a "job" that took him out of town from time to time...

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Anyone wanting to see vintage Hugh Laurie should see the series "Jeeves and Wooster" or "Blackadder" - the third and fourth seasons. Brilliance at its best!

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I think her thong was making her vagina itch, therefore she had the urgency to get rid of it immediately.

I've seeing it happen before.

At least she's not trying to pretend that it was all just a big accident like Britney/Paris/Lohan when they decide to inflict their goods upon the world. Totally gross, but at least she's up front about it.

You just know Hefner's new klassy lady posts here at Dlisted. Okay which one of you is it.

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snowpiece is onto something.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Own it like a strap-on.

Kfed is so unpredictable!

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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."

ISMU,
Rent "Maybe, Baby" and you'll get to see Lauries arse!!! Oh, and he does a great "Sperm Sample" jingle!!

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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c

Well that is just.....just....well, it's just...yea.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:26pm.
We used to have huskies and whenever my mother walked them in the snow, she'd sing that. Tee hee...

I gotta go do... stuff... like dishes. ewww...
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I like your mom's style. :)

I'd rather be doing dishes right now...

OnT: Hef's new mailorder skank makes Kendra look like a sophisticated lady.

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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

I'd rather see Hugh Laurie's current ass hanging out of a thong than this tarty mess.

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Bother me tomorrow, today I'll buy no sorrows, do do do, lookin' out my backdoor

Submitted by The C word on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:25pm.

We used to have huskies and whenever my mother walked them in the snow, she'd sing that. Tee hee...

I gotta go do... stuff... like dishes. ewww...

**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:20pm.

Thats exactly what I was thinking. You know it was somebody from her camp trying to make her look like innocent victim again.

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Taquitos go in one end and they explode out the other.

K-Fed smoking up, playing video games, and partying with hookers? No way. Those kids are so doomed. (See Suri thread.)

Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:23pm.
Zappa rocks my world... thanks :)
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Ding, ding, ding...lizardbits1 FTW!!

I see freshly fallen snow, I think of Zappa. ;)

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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

Michael, thanks for indulging us Hugh Laurie freaks

Submitted by The C word on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:21pm.

Zappa rocks my world... thanks :)

On topic... What the hell am I doing here? I'm going back to the American Gladiator thread!

**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**

Yea well who has not bought hookerz with their gold digging checks????

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Doesn't matter how nice her ASSets are...Hef's been in there.

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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

I wonder who the source of the Kfed story is? I bet it rhymes with Harry Budolph.

Wow... And here I'd gone and thought maybe THIS little chickee-poo might be bringing back some class to PB... Guess I was wrong.

She's a newbie skank, nobody told her it's not cool to give up the goods for free, it ruins the mag sales.

"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"

yeah, she just POOOOOED
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Aw!! I love Hugh!!!

You slags remember Fry & Laurie???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HcbOMqvK2M&feature=related

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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c

There needs to be a new post... I'm sick and tired of looking at her! I can see her nips and ugly face... although her ass doesn't look half bad... Did I just say that? *Taking power drill to temples*

**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**

@ Snowpiece:
@ Dallas

Maybe now Nicole is on her way off the radar. I've never understood why she was newsworthy. No looks or talent to speak off other than having enough money to hire stylists.