Tommy Will Be The Craziest Stage Mom Ever
What kind of craziness is spewing out of Tommy Girl's glory hole mouth today? Well, Tommy would absolutely adore it if Suri Cruise decided she wanted to be an actress. At last night's premiere of that movie you don't need to know the name of since you're not going to see it ever, Tommy was asked by UsWeekly what would he think if Suri wanted to act, "I'd love it. I'd love it. Acting is ... a great life to get to entertain people and create characters and stories."
Suri is already acting! The girl deserves a dozen Oscars for her riveting performance as the daughter of a crazy troll person with raccoon teeth. Honestly, Suri probably already has a team of agents, managers, stylists, publicists, acting coaches and blah...blah..blah... Since Tommy's career is in the urine trough, he's going to whore out Suri so that she can become the cash cow in the family. Mama Tommy will be the most insane stage mother. He'll make that bitch Rocky from I Know My Kid's a Star look like mother of the year.
Maybe it's not such a bad idea. Suri was born to star in a remake of Small Wonder. I'm totally right.
Tommy went on to say that Suri is already talking, "Her vocabulary is great. The ones that we love are, 'I love you.' I love hearing 'I love you, dada. I love you, mama.'"
My mind would blow off if I heard Suri speak. She probably sounds like Shirley Temple speaking through a vocoder. Tommy is just being modest. Suri also knows at least 15 languages, can recite Dianetics from memory, can sing the Village People's Macho Man on key (that's Tommy's favorite song) and can give you the current location of Katie Holmes. Tommy upgraded her software recently.
Here's Tommy at the NYC premiere of that movie with Thomas Kretschmann last night. Oh yeah, Tommy has totally licked Thomas' cheese strudel.
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Tammy is a lucky bitch - we have lusted for Thomas for years!
Tammy looks quite smitten with Thomas! Did Tammy already take the whole thing from Thomas - balls, cheese and all!!!???
But why doesn't Miss Webbie tell us WHO KNOCKED UP TAMMY'S BEARDFISH!!????
Thumbnail three, do I see a lot of repressed anger in both men? Thumb 6 looks like a caricature.
Holy shit! He has Busey teeth! I always knew he only had one front tooth with his weird off centre teeth but I didn't realize they were so friggin big!
Lookit The Trolls nose...it looks like a peen....prolly butt fucks with that "big boy"
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Why be difficult when I have blue ribbons to be impossible!
Flatsy - Lainey calles him GMD = Gay Midget Dwarf.
Even though they are both funny looking, that kid looks nothing like either of them. IMO.
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It's nice of Tommy to let Suri use his Disney Princesses sippy cup :)
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
oh man, those bus bumper teeth are freaking me out! why is he always so touchy feely? is that part of the scientology doctrine too?
He takes it up the butt.
No way in hell would Thomas Kretchmann allow Tommy-girl anywhere near his business. He's just being polite there. TC stole that movie from TK.
Okay, I'm admittedly a Thomas Kretchmann fanatic:)
ETA: look at his face in those pics - a very forced smile. He looks more like he wants to puke.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:44pm.
No worries at all. Not the first time on DL. I need to stop mentioning shoes so much. :)
The longer i look at Tommy-Girl, the more he starts resembling Dustin Hoffman. I swear, he could play "Rainman" all by himself now, wonky nose and all.... that being said, my nose is wonky too, so fuck it..lol. Merry Christmas, sluts
Am I the only one that sees no resemblance what so ever between this kid and Tommy. I don't believe this is his biological child... Well at least I don't think she's another pillow baby either, like Sunday Rose.
He would absolutely love for Suri to become an actress. Have an arranged marriage to another actor (just make sure it's loveless and sexless) and pop out a turkey baster baby all while secretly carrying on an affair with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. For Tommy Girl, that would be the ultimate.
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He looks mighty spiffy in his suit and he looks damn good for almost 50.I think he has aged way better than Pitt.
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It takes alot of money to move up the ranks in their church.
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that Thomas dude was in Wanted.
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Sheeps! Sorry! I can go back and edit everything, if you want...
*blushes* I am sooooo embarrassed! *uses hands to cover flaming cheeks*
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That is how scientology works. It does not matter how much you have made. Your child is only valued by how much it also makes for the family. That is why Will Smith has his kids in everything. He actually said that to Oprah. Thats why kids are sent to scientology work camps. I might be somewhat wrong about this. But it is said through code words in their speech. Probably because L Ron taught that children are little adults without experiences.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:34pm.
Speaking of Eddie did anybody watch him on Conan last night? Funny stuff. I had no idea he was in this movie.
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I watched it because he was on it, usually don't watch Conan. Poor Eddie's got bit parts in a lot of flicks, and just doesn't get the recognition he deserves.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
After everything this Gaytard has been through and the complete undoing of his career by his own doing, he wants his kid in the business?
And Suri Cruise sounds like Syracuse if you say it real fast.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Speaking of Eddie did anybody watch him on Conan last night? Funny stuff. I had no idea he was in this movie.
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Taquitos go in one end and they explode out the other.
Clarisse: oooOOOOOoooh! Then he'd be all over the idea!
Shit. *crosses arms and pouts* ya'll need to put sexes there to stop such confusion...
*blushes profusely*
But I'm up for it if he is! Not in a slut way... but because I think it would be fun. Never wrestled anybody in chocolate pudding.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
SURI(no last name) in: "OMEN, the Woman"
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"Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."
Lizard!!
LOL!
Sheeps is a he...and he likes his ladies in chocolate pudding...so I've heard....
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This "man" is such an annoying twat. Make him go away.... anyone, please, just make him go away. Boycott his stupid movie, apparently it is quite the laugh riot. Apologies are due to the von Stauffenberg family for this butchering of their name!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:03pm.
I was hoping that the knee thing was more subtle than the finger thing. My friends would make fun of me and because of my strange sitting habits, they couldn't see it... so I thought. They got in the habit of tickling me during the horrible parts so I'd twitch and have to see it. I hate my friends.
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OMG! We all know Suri is spoiled beyond belief, imagine if she got into acting. SHe would be queen bitch. We thinnk Blohan and Shitters have entitlement issues, holy shit, could you imagine what Suri would expect?
Seriously MK, how do you manage not to get sued.
there was a time when Tom Cruise used to sue anyone who dared to talk shit about him.
I like Tom Cruise, yes he's a bit nuts but then again who isn't.
Give me Tom and Katie anyday over the brangelina tribe.
tommy has totally tasted that man he's standing by...hell, that dude has also tasted tommy...
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:31am.
I could watch it like I watch scary movies. I put a foot on the seat and slouch down so that my knee covers most of the screen.
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Ha! I do that with my hands! I watch the hard parts through my fingers and if it gets too hard I close them!
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Submitted by princesszoey on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:58am.
Those hair clubs are cheaper... and you can keep your soul!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:58am.
For why? I'll take everything back if it helps out! *big doe eyes*
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:45am.
Nothing wrong with little "Co$ cooties" over me, it seems to make wonders for John Travolta's hairline
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:55am.
I'm so gonna get shit later.
Another funny picture can be found here
Tommy is a NUT!
Tom's bulging forehead vein in pic 5 is scaring the crap out of me....
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Sheeps: the problem is is that I love chocolate pudding so I would start off attacking you but then take out my spoon and eating in a corner somewhere. Or to earn an extra buck or two, I could lick it off you... if you're up to it. I'm sure somebody would pay to see two sexxay ladies eat pudding off each other...
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Wonder what Josh Harnett/Chris Klein think about their kid going into showbiz.
Yea I went there...so what.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:46am.
OK.
He looks happier and more natural with that man than he has ever looked with Katie.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:42am.
Time for a CAT FIGHT IN CHOCOLATE PUDDING! *hisses!*
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I wonder if Nicole Kidman gets jealous of Naomi's, her kids and manly husband?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
How awesome is it having Christmas tunes going at work? Makes it a little more tolerable being here..
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Submitted by princesszoey on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:41am.
Erm... no... you'd have Co$ cooties all over you. I'd do Paris before I'd catch Co$ cooties.
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i like scary movies, I dont like gore.
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His outfit is just great! Very classy Tom.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:38am.
I know!!! At least he could have mustered an English accent to match everybody else! Shit.
I wanna see what the critics say. I hope for all the Brits it doesn't get panned, but I would giggle in glee if it does to see Tommy suffer.
On topic: Um... Suri needs to wear a coat?
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