Gerard Butler Needs An Intervention
Last night on A&E's Intervention, they had this broad who was a raging alkie and sex addict. She would flash her saggy bits to old men and even bragged about fucking a hatchet murderer. Well, I'm afraid that Gerard Butler is fucking his way down that same road. The Daily Star claims that Gerry has hit rock bottom by getting "cozy" with Wonky McValtrex. Gerry, please just stick your peen in a garbage disposal. It will be less painful and not as humiliating.
A source said that the two tried to keep things on the down low while hanging out at Bar Deluxe in Los Angeles. Wonky even has a nickname for Gerry. She calls him Braveheart. Oh, shit. The dumb twat thinks she's fucking Mel Gibson, right? I bet she makes Gerry call her Sugar Tits. More like Acid Vag.
Actually, I don't believe she calls him Braveheart. That word is too long and complicated for her.
Once you are actually willing to stick it in Wonky's purgatory hole, it's time to strap on the chastity belt, lock it and then throw away the key. Seriously, Gerard must be tamed before we find him eating out a warthog or some shit. He is out of control.
Below is the post skank for Valtrex at some D&G party in L.A. last night.
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Benji's not going to like this, though he may have to look up "intervention."
oh fuck no. that's so wrong.
what's he thinking, he could get anyone, including me.
I know there are a lot of Gerard fans in here, but he really just looks like an everyday guy to me.
If you are fucking Wonky von Stinkyhole, you need a serious intervention, although by that time the damage has been done and your peen has volunatrily commited hara kiri.
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I don't get it. Do people actually BUY anything this twat endorses? Her phony, baby-doll voice makes me want to puke.
I think yesterday's was the most difficult intervention ever. That little kid looking at her passed out great-aunt and saying "Aunt X is dead". CLASSIC
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Until I have confirmation that she didn’t slip him a roofie, I refuse to believe this.
If it is true however, then I will refer to them as ‘Gerky McButtex’.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:21am.
And Angel I...I agree I think we have all met someone like her at one point in our lives but that was back in HS I cant imagine how a grown woman can still act like that so therefore I would like to believe that this is just a show she puts on for the cameras
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I always wanna think that but I know grown women like that too...so it is possible...and watching that BFF show. UGH! Alls I wanted to do was slap that damn pout off her face! She was CONSTANTLY pouting because this girl was too fake or that girl was too wild...she would be moved to tears when they'd fight, of course she'd instigated the fight. I know it's TV but I also know she can't act to save her life. And she hangs with Perez! Ick!
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bet Herpis leaked this bullshit herself...ew leaky Herp...Anyway, Gerard Butler IS a dog but to Herpis this is movin' on up gah, ok this sucks for my only fly-by morning post, now I'll have oozing crusty Hilton vadge hole burned in my mind >_<
If this true, it's just natural selection playing it's role. You'd think even he would know better. He's too old to tolerate anything like her.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:18am.
Mrs Gosling ~ to answer your question of what it must be like to hang out with Parasite at home:
She reads "Thermo Nuclear Fusion Theory of Quantum Physics in the 21st Century" while baking an apple pie in the oven and soaking her lingerie in Woolite.
----OMG me and her are like soulmates! lol
And Angel I...I agree I think we have all met someone like her at one point in our lives but that was back in HS I cant imagine how a grown woman can still act like that so therefore I would like to believe that this is just a show she puts on for the cameras
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I hope they get a cutesy couple name, like "the afflicted", "diseased", or "STD farm".
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She is my favourite. I saw her on a dating website www.stinkyfishytwat.com. I am wondering what kind of acting role she is looking for. I heard shes taking over from Peter Falk as the new Columbo.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:16am.
Ok. Cover us...fuzzyslippers and I are goin in!
Seriously, i call BS on this.
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Ditto. I have a feeling that's how Paris gets her BFs...she leaks a story to the press about how they're together and then she invites him out for drinks to laugh about it and then she slips him a roofie.
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Mrs Gosling ~ to answer your question of what it must be like to hang out with Parasite at home:
She reads "Thermo Nuclear Fusion Theory of Quantum Physics in the 21st Century" while baking an apple pie and soaking her lingerie in Woolite.
NooOooOoo! Ger, if you ran out of conquests in LA, move to a different city before going to her!
I do like her dress in those pics, though.
Ok. Cover us...fuzzyslippers and I are goin in!
Seriously, i call BS on this. Just like the Aniston and Moekler story. Sure he'll grab anyone's ass a few times, but Gerry prefers his penis accessories much more exotic.
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*crossing Gerard off my Christmas list*
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Wow talk about hitting rock bottom. I guess she was the only piece available. But it seems like he will hit anything with a pulse.
DAMNIT, I missed Intervention last night! The funny thing is I missed it because i was watching old episodes of Intervention on youtube. I love this show, I'm as addicted to Intervention as Allison was addicted to huffing
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:55am.
KK, Clarisse. I'll bring the radios, you bring the duct tape. GO GO GO!
P.S. This thread is making me LOL big time.
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:58am.
Good Morning sluts!!
I wonder what it must be to hang out with Paris...
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I think we all have a Parisy type of experience in our lives. I, certainly, knew girls like Paris in HS. Vain, vain, vain overly sensitive (about themselves), completely insensitive (about others), always tryna scam her way out of her homework and eyeing other people's boyfriends...I would always catch shit from a girl like that for laughing inappropriately (at her, of course) but fuck! She be funny!
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what company in their right mind would want this fleabag promoting anything they sold?
Unless "D&G" stands for Dingleberries & Gonhorrea.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I hope he's been vaccinated.
This dude was photographed on the town with the blond twink from dancing with the stars. Wonky McValtrex was too stupid to figure out she was just bearding for the night.
On a gassy day my asshole has more important things to say than this vapid whore.
Bitch better step off.
Good Morning sluts!!
I wonder what it must be to hang out with Paris... not out partying but at home...sitting on the couch on a saturday morning...I wonder what she talks about when she is trying to be serious and deep
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The only thing funnier that seeing her try to look 'sexy' is hearing her speak.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I refuse to wrap my mind around this. Period. Runs from the room throwing a whiney temper tantrum.
That's it. I have to go kidnap him now before he goes too far. Bitches, start savin ma bail monies.
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He used to be such a hot piece. *sigh*
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.