Gerard Butler Needs An Intervention
Last night on A&E's Intervention, they had this broad who was a raging alkie and sex addict. She would flash her saggy bits to old men and even bragged about fucking a hatchet murderer. Well, I'm afraid that Gerard Butler is fucking his way down that same road. The Daily Star claims that Gerry has hit rock bottom by getting "cozy" with Wonky McValtrex. Gerry, please just stick your peen in a garbage disposal. It will be less painful and not as humiliating.
A source said that the two tried to keep things on the down low while hanging out at Bar Deluxe in Los Angeles. Wonky even has a nickname for Gerry. She calls him Braveheart. Oh, shit. The dumb twat thinks she's fucking Mel Gibson, right? I bet she makes Gerry call her Sugar Tits. More like Acid Vag.
Actually, I don't believe she calls him Braveheart. That word is too long and complicated for her.
Once you are actually willing to stick it in Wonky's purgatory hole, it's time to strap on the chastity belt, lock it and then throw away the key. Seriously, Gerard must be tamed before we find him eating out a warthog or some shit. He is out of control.
Below is the post skank for Valtrex at some D&G party in L.A. last night.
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@ Farrah
Thanks for the info! Tell her Silvara said
fuck, shit, cock, and I hope she feels mother fucking better soon!
*runs to ladies to wash out potty mouth*
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Thats all types of wrong... Whats wrong with him? Thats the most used piece on both coasts!
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:25am.
Submitted by Ziggys Misbehav... on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:23am.
I prefer african americans with a slight chip on their shoulder, but yea niggaz with attitude.
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HO-kay, then!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:25am.
Whats wrong with objectifying Paris?? You'd be stupid to treat her as if she had a soul. I'm just calling a gym sock a gym sock when i see them. And a gal with a whore past WILL be treated so accordingly. I don't even have a thing for her. I'm on a Lady Gaga kick now...something about her gindaloon jersey face that makes me randy!!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
LCT!!!
"That'd be like someone in here accepting a lil' cunnilingus from Papa Joe."
Look! It's my breakfast!!!
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Submitted by Ziggys Misbehav... on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:23am.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:14am.
NWA?
You mean, Niggaz With Attitude?
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Yes, please. I would like to understand this too:)
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Los Angeles (E! Online) – Could a reunion be in the works for Paris Hilton and Benji Madden?
It certainly looked that way tonight. The two arrived mere minutes apart for the grand opening of the Dolce & Gabbana boutique on Robertson Boulevard hosted by Rachel Bilson.
Paris was doing interviews on the carpet as Nicole Richie and Joel Madden arrived together at the event, which benefited Art of Elysium. After Nic and Joel took photos, they brushed right past Paris without even saying hello and headed inside the soiree.
But when Benji arrived right behind them, it was another story... Paris' ex-boyfriend stopped to greet her midinterview and the two went inside the store together, where she quickly pulled him into a private corner so they could talk.
The usually photo-happy heiress waved off photogs as the former couple chatted cozily together. After grabbing drinks at the bar, Paris quickly approached Nicole to say hi, and then she and Benji headed out to the smoking patio for some more quiet conversation.
Both Paris and Benji looked happy and friendly as they hung together, but when asked if she and Benji were getting back together, all Paris offered was a knowing smile.
Farrah! ♥ tell Lolo I miss her I need her I want your body, need your body long as you got me you don't need nobody......
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she is so useless that Perish Hilton, nothing but a walking sack of genital disease. and fuck her ass licker and waste of a good gay space perez hilton!
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Submitted by Ziggys Misbehav... on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:23am.
I prefer african americans with a slight chip on their shoulder, but yea niggaz with attitude.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Submitted by RealiTEE on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:17am.
Speaking of sucking: Provolone you really need to up your standards..
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OR, he can just stay shafted in that pile of men who objectify women, where he can stay, and let the other good men pick up the good ladies!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:10am.
angel: they blocked dlisted at her work, effing PIGS!
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morning, HORZ!
didn't LOVEANDERSON send Okie some special "sofa batteries" to hack Okie's work computer? I'm pretty sure she didn't realize some toilet bats got into the package, fucking everything...
LoLo is sick. She sent me an email yesterday, and my head is still spinning.
On extremely askeery news, i woke up sweating and cursing.. i was dreaming of this broad, this THING was in my house, for a xmas party. She was wearing some nasty ass short-shorts, but when she heard more people were coming, she went and change into coochie cutters!
someobody please shock me with the Men in Black light... it was horrible!
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:14am.
NWA?
You mean, Niggaz With Attitude?
Well this just fukn sux now doesnt it!
I will kill a troll if need be....
I misses her too
*the first sentences are read all hard core and then the last one is sadnesss for reals*
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Thanks EEG...
What Okie was banned at work? That sucks.
Speaking of sucking: Provolone you really need to up your standards..
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:11am.
Well... LoLo was banned last week by mistake and trollish shinanigans, so she has to come by using a proxy (whatevah that means) but it's hard to do and so until they get her network figured out, she's gone too.
siiiiigh. I misses her.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
He has such bad taste in women... I am really starting to believe he is gay!
Provolone has a point.
I mean how many girls go out with the "bad guys" trying to reform them? Paris is a slug, but maybe, just maybe there is a nice cookie baking girl under there who wants to be motherly and rub a guys feet when he comes home? It just needs a special man to do the job.
And she's easy. SCORE!
I mean, I've been guilty of trying to get a good guy out of a bad one. Who hasn't?
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
ubmitted by Ziggys Misbehav... on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:09am.
Freud was a big fan of NWA. So ummmm he did use the word 'ho'. Anyways i was just updating the lingo, just in case there were kids reading. And i read it in "Psychology of Love".
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
LOL@purgatory
Where is LoLo?
Okie's work SUX!!!!!
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Submitted by RealiTEE on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:08am.
Provolone: Paris couldn't give good head unless she was under a Guillotine.
Bullshit! I've seen the videotape. She could make a guy cum through a scuba suit with her mouth.
-carrottop sometimes the truth has nothing to do with logic.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:10am.
angel: they blocked dlisted at her work, effing PIGS!
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RealiTEE,
HaHaHa, good one!
Angel,
Banned from the D at work, poor Okie. :(
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
angel: they blocked dlisted at her work, effing PIGS!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:07am.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:04am.
LCT,
LOL! I contend that he did not dip his pickle in the herp relish. Sure, maybe she spoke to da judge, but who doesn't accept the random blow job?
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But from Paris Hilton? That'd be like someone in here accepting a lil' cunnilingus from Papa Joe.
Oh GWAD I need to dig a hole now after that last one!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:59am.
Sigmund Freud is dead, and so he is unable to defend himself - although I has spoken to me before. How shameful it is then, that you decide to sully his name with your nonsense.
Freud never wrote about 'saving a ho.' He would never use the word ho. He was a gentleman and a scholar.
I channels to the netherworld are open. Apologise immediately, and he may hear your words.
Provolone: Paris couldn't give good head unless she was under a Guillotine.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:04am.
Some guys take the taming of the whore as a challenge.
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Versus being treated well by a good woman who, given time, will do most, if not all the same things as Paris if she trusts a man.
Brilliant logic.
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Where is okie?:(
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I agree!
Bullcrap!
she's also the type I used to kick the shiot out of in HS
crush her head!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:04am.
LCT,
LOL! I contend that he did not dip his pickle in the herp relish. Sure, maybe she spoke to da judge, but who doesn't accept the random blow job?
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But from Paris Hilton? That'd be like someone in here accepting a lil' cunnilingus from Papa Joe.
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Eurgh, they are both completely talentless.
Gerard Butler is the most annoying actor of recent years. The accents that he uses for his characters are all over the place. YouTube Tomb Raider 2 and listen to how he says the word 'Croft.'
Hopefully they will be too busy smearing their shame on one another that they wont have time to bore the rest of us with their hopeless projects.
Two sluts.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:00am.
Some guys take the taming of the whore as a challenge.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
NO NO NO NO NO !!!!
I saw that Intervention last night (I'm addicted) and that woman was hard core messed up.
Gerry needs us, ladies of Dlisted. He cannot be infected by this haggard toxic slutbag. WTF is he thinking????
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Now THAT is a tree!
LCT,
LOL! I contend that he did not dip his pickle in the herp relish. Sure, maybe she spoke to da judge, but who doesn't accept the random blow job?
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:59am.
Us males fall under the spell of sluts because they've been so bombarded by dick that they know all the right things to say and do. Sluts are excellent liars and give great head.
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Aaaaaand there you have it. Proof that the most important thing to a man is getting laid.
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K, Clarisse, I think you may need an intervention too. He's now covered head to toe in herpes, and you'd like tickle his pickle?
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All you ladies need to understand the "save a ho" psychology behind fucking a Paris Hilton that us fellas have. I've read about the "save a ho" complex in some book about love by Freud.
Us males fall under the spell of sluts because they've been so bombarded by dick that they know all the right things to say and do. Sluts are excellent liars and give great head.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Mike,
I think he use to be GORGEOUS. He has been sucked into Hollywood though, so he that lifestyle is killing the hotness rapidly. He's taking the Russell Crowe career path. Gladiator/300…hot…hot…fighing the hot…fighting the hot….look at Russel Crowe now…no, don't.
That being said, until the day he becomes a bloated has-been…I'd lick the peanut butter! Actually, I'd lick the peanut butter when he's a bloated has-been…who am I kidding.
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What I don't get is why ANYONE would willingly touch that skank with anything other than a barge pole. I mean, we all know where's she's been and what she has.
This tramp is so vile..how does any man find her attractive or even bangable?? Desperation, mixed with intoxication I guess, but still..gross.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:58am.
Good Morning sluts!!
I wonder what it must be to hang out with Paris... not out partying but at home...sitting on the couch on a saturday morning...I wonder what she talks about when she is trying to be serious and deep
She probably stares at herself in a compact mirror and forgets you're there. Then after an hour, snaps out of it and asks, "when did you get here, bitch?"
The week is new yet it's been very hard on Nitty already. Next there'll be a story on Alexander Skarsgard and kiddie porn.
Does Hefty make condoms? I hope so for his sake.
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Don't do it Gerard, DON'T DO IT!
It was bad enough that you were messing with crazy-ass Jennifer Aniston, but now that diseased whore???
Good Lord, man. Stop thinking about your dick and start thinking about your acting.
i'd love to have her millions...
have gerry? not so sure...
Sheeps: hahahahahhahaah I thought for sure that comment was going to be from Farrah, BM's number one stalker
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:33am.
I don't get it. Do people actually BUY anything this twat endorses?
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I have a feeling that a good many of the people who frequent JJ are quite enthused about ALL of Paris' products.
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