Survivor: Corinne Is A Dumb Bitch
Survivor spoiler alert! You know, being a cunt is something that comes naturally. If you force it, it just doesn't work. You can't wake up one day and say, "I'm going to be a mega cunt!" No, you just are one. You're born with a special gene. The cunt gene! Corinne from Survivor desperately wants the cunt gene, but she just doesn't have it. During last night's Survivor finale, Corinne submitted her application into the Cunt Club by trashing one of the finalists, Sugar, for crying about her deceased daddy.
Sugar's daddy passed away from lung cancer before she went off to do Survivor and because of this, she cried all the time. I mean, all the time. When the wind would blow a different direction, the bitch would start crying. So I wasn't really shocked that Corinne brought this up during the final Tribal Council, but even I cringed when she told Sugar, "The only thing I would vote to give you is a handful of anti-depressants so that no one has to be subjected to your constant crying. Maybe if you got some, it would seem a little more sincere when you are crying about your dead father." And it was so fucking badly rehearsed! I'm surprised Corinne didn't keep looking at her hand to see if she skipped any important disses. Corinne's cunt rant was a major FAIL! When you look like a trailer trash version of Joanie Cunningham, it's hard to pull off the whole Queen Bitch thing. Dumb whore!
I figured Sugar would get a few votes because of Corinne's stupid ass, but she didn't get one in the finals. Pepaw Bob ended up getting most of the votes and winning that shit! I secretly wanted Susie to take it, because that would've been the most random triumph ever. And I'm pissed off that Marcus' floppy peen didn't win fan favorite.
Here's some of contestants during last night's finale. Why do most of them look worse during the live finale? Most of these whores look so much hotter without the make-up, hair gel and extra chunk.
Sugar looks like a low budget Gretchen Mol. Matty looks like an overbaked female-to-male tranny. Randy looks like a serial killer on and off the island, so nothing's really changed with him. And Bob still looks like he smells like popcorn. Seriously, whenever I see Bob, I suddenly get a mad craving for buttered popcorn.
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I think Randy had the 2nd highest IQ, behind Marcus.
Personally I think Corinne is hilarious, though her cuntyness is a bit 'forced..'
I loved the 'onion' alliance of Marcus, Charlie, Corinne, Randy etc etc..
Susie would have been an undeserving winner (Susie who?)
It was obvious Sugar didn't impress anyone, as she got 0 votes!
I'm indifferent towards Bob winning..he's dry.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:34pm.
Isn't a given fact that anyone who competes on Survivor is dumber than a box of rocks?
Actually, they said Randy had the highest IQ of any other contestant this year, somewhere around 175 I think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
HA, Toni! Sir Ace and his yoga classes? I think that's when I knew I would love this season.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Wasnt it a great season of freaks?? dont forget acehole.
Bob was brilliant. He won because he was literally the smartest and most adaptable person on the show. (Physics teacher, right?) His fake-but-truly-authentic-looking immunity idol? Freaking fantastic.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Isn't a given fact that anyone who competes on Survivor is dumber than a box of rocks?
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I've still not seen this. The minute Susie won immunity, I turned off the damned TV & went to bed. I destest Corinne. I knew I would from Day 1, with her whole "I'm gonna be the lying, conniving bitch this season" speech. I think it sucks that Sugar got no votes -- she did orchestrate a lot -- but I'm glad Bob won.
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And what's with Matty? Looks like the island turned him extreme fug. Female to Male Tranny is right. I hope his new wife buys a strap-on for the HoneyMoon.
Spoiler alert. Ha! That's the first time I've looked at this show since the first time I looked at this show for all of five minutes. It just could not compete with Chains of Love.
Cunt gene. That's very astute of you, MK. Either you got it or you don't.
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Fuck Corinne. What goes around, comes around. The bitch will be dead or stabbed before Easter, Trust.
Fuck Bob, for not thanking Sugar publicly. He should have at least kicked 50k her way. Although I heard 3rd place gets 85k.
Well, Dr. Funk, there's another season already in the works, they promo'd it last night after the finale.
I've been on board Survivor since the first season. And yes, I have no life.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
This Corinne seems like a swell gal, don't she? Seriously, though, I'd like to see her and that moustachioed jackass Dr. Phil fuck off to some deserted island never to be seen or (especially) heard again.
Ok MK, what don't you watch and WHY haven't you commented on The BAD GIRLS CLUB YET????????? You started me on that long dark corridor with that crazy bitch Ripsi in season one yet no recaps of season 3 yet or did I miss something?
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BTW-Thanx for watching it for me.I've never bothered.
You're right MK.She's not got the "CUNT GENE"...but she could be associate member of the club.I'd give a good angry fucking just the same.
Corinne is the most bitter bitch ever, and she's proud of it. What's THAT about? I knew Sugar (Jessica Kiper) when she lived in L.A., she was really smart, sweet and ambitious. She really architected this season, and for that alone, she should have received at least one vote, imo. What the hell was Susie getting ANY votes for?!
Muffinamy is hap hap happy that Bob won, he's sweet and smart. I loved seeing him win all of the challenges. Sugar, as much as I love her, SUCKED ROYALLY at challenges! The girl couldn't do any of them lol
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
I honestly had no idea that this show was still on.
Spoiler alert? You can't spoil a rotten egg.
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