Survivor: Corinne Is A Dumb Bitch
Survivor spoiler alert! You know, being a cunt is something that comes naturally. If you force it, it just doesn't work. You can't wake up one day and say, "I'm going to be a mega cunt!" No, you just are one. You're born with a special gene. The cunt gene! Corinne from Survivor desperately wants the cunt gene, but she just doesn't have it. During last night's Survivor finale, Corinne submitted her application into the Cunt Club by trashing one of the finalists, Sugar, for crying about her deceased daddy.
Sugar's daddy passed away from lung cancer before she went off to do Survivor and because of this, she cried all the time. I mean, all the time. When the wind would blow a different direction, the bitch would start crying. So I wasn't really shocked that Corinne brought this up during the final Tribal Council, but even I cringed when she told Sugar, "The only thing I would vote to give you is a handful of anti-depressants so that no one has to be subjected to your constant crying. Maybe if you got some, it would seem a little more sincere when you are crying about your dead father." And it was so fucking badly rehearsed! I'm surprised Corinne didn't keep looking at her hand to see if she skipped any important disses. Corinne's cunt rant was a major FAIL! When you look like a trailer trash version of Joanie Cunningham, it's hard to pull off the whole Queen Bitch thing. Dumb whore!
I figured Sugar would get a few votes because of Corinne's stupid ass, but she didn't get one in the finals. Pepaw Bob ended up getting most of the votes and winning that shit! I secretly wanted Susie to take it, because that would've been the most random triumph ever. And I'm pissed off that Marcus' floppy peen didn't win fan favorite.
Here's some of contestants during last night's finale. Why do most of them look worse during the live finale? Most of these whores look so much hotter without the make-up, hair gel and extra chunk.
Sugar looks like a low budget Gretchen Mol. Matty looks like an overbaked female-to-male tranny. Randy looks like a serial killer on and off the island, so nothing's really changed with him. And Bob still looks like he smells like popcorn. Seriously, whenever I see Bob, I suddenly get a mad craving for buttered popcorn.
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Matty looks a lot like rue mcclanahan.
I'm trying to concentrate on this shit, and my DAD eats so fucking LOUD! chomp, chomp, chomp!! DAMN!!! I can even hear him swallowing his fucking hot chocolate...UGHHH!!!
I'm glad Bob won.
I liked Sugar.
I would have been OK if Susie won.
Corrine has such a poisoned heart.
Marcus to me is also a big fake--and I'm glad he lost, too.
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OMG!!! I know exactly What MK is talking about the missing cunt Gene!!! I'm one of those people born without it, and I wish I fuckin had it sometimes!!! Like for instance, If I were by some chance see Cuntalina or Stupitt on the steet one day(I'm being hypothetical, relax Loons!!), I'd love to be able to tell them off and say to their faces what I say about them when I'm here, but my missing Cunt Gene would probably mess it up for me!!!! Besides, I'd be too scared of Cuntalina because she has the crazy psycho gene!!!! I'm not scared Brad would do anything to anyone because he has the Stupid Douchbag Gene, but I'm still not a Cunt enough! I guess I can pray for god to give me temporary Cunt power in a situation like that if it were to happen!!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:37pm.
I did say to myself the other day: I haven't seen Mrs. K in awhile! nice to see you
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
I'm sure all of you have been wondering where I've been; many of you have probably been worried to DEATH!!!
*crickets*
OK SOME of you have been wondering where I've been.
*crickets*
OK, one or two of have probably had vaginal itch and it made you think of me, all like "Yeah, where's that old bitch been?"
*crickets*
OK, since you are so relentless I will tell you the truth: I've been at Promises in Malibu for drama addiction and attention whore-ism.
True story.
I will be released some time in January. Until then my heart breaks a little more each day because I can't be with you all.
Uh-oh, here come Nurse Nurse Mildred Ratched.
Gotta go!
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
What a big ass dumb dumb!!! And why does this bitch sound like Monica from friends. I was just waiting for this bitch to call out Chandler.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:06pm.
You know, I WISH I could be a cunt. But I can't. There are cunty people in my life and they always get what they want.
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I find that people have long memories when it comes to being screwed over.
It's like shitty service in a restaurant - you just never forget.
Same thing with cunts. I've known more than a few. I'll confess there have been occasions where I could have volunteered information or whatever that would have made their jobs/lives easier but didn't... I'll even confess to sometimes going out of my way to do it. Passive aggressive works!
The plus side is - it just makes them cuntier until one day they either implode or explode.
I guess I could have just typed what goes around....
sigh.
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:16pm.
i do believe that my spray of choice was Suaves pump extra hold- the trick was that I used a blowdryer after spraying. got the hair nice and stiff...
the height was toned down some, but my hair stayed a version of that up until I shaved it bald (well, a fringe) in 12th grade.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:13pm.
I vote for you every day.
BTW: How much AquaNet did you use to keep your hair in place for that picture?;)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:11pm.
YES!
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:08pm.
I'd rather watch Simcha Jacobovici.
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Isn't he The Naked Archeologist? Love that show.
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Bob was my high school physics teacher. I'm happy he won. He's nutty, funny, huge maine accent- always nice to me and very smart.
Go Gorham High! Go Maine! The state where no one's from but me, Bob, and like 2 other "celebrities!"
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axl- i'm w/you.. never watched it either.. maybe it has to do with my parents watching it?? They like lame ass tv...i'm a rebel!
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I'd rather watch Simcha Jacobovici.
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You know, I WISH I could be a cunt. But I can't. There are cunty people in my life and they always get what they want. Sure, people get pissed at them, but whatever. People will still be nice and give them what they want because they're afraid.
Think anyone tells Madonna "no"? Or JLo or Nancy Grace? No. Because they're afraid of getting reamed out by their cuntiness.
I also wish I could sleep my way to the top. Over the course of my long, illustrious work history, I have seen bitches do this. You don't even have to be pretty. Sure, I've had my opportunities, and I regret not taking advantage of them. All I have now is my integrity and low pay. Well, what is that saying? Old age and treachery trumps youth and beauty. Maybe it's not too late. And I bet if I were making a ton of money, Mr. Hekki wouldn't even mind that much.
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I'm listening to Sinatra... and this song came on. I swear he was singing to you!:
In civilized jungles females adore
The lions who come on swingin';
if you wanna score - roar!
You can be either read to or be the reader,
You can be either lead or be the leader.
Don't wait until you're told you're old and worn,
Take in some air and get your lips puckered,
Before you find you're simply too tuckered,
I'll tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn.
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
Submitted by Rosemary on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:11pm.
Big Brother is the only thing htat makes my life worth living!
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Big Brother is the only thing htat makes my life worth living!
OH I CAN"T WAIT ANY LONGER FOR BIG BROTHER! Where are my big brother bitches?
I have not watched this show in years and have no desire to ever watch it again.A bunch of ugly losers,yuck.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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MK, haven't you learned? Leave us whores overnight with a peen thread or an AngieHo threat or some dude fucking a chicken...Who the fuck gives a fuck about this retard show? We want chicken fuckers, Branaloons, and PEEN lotsa PEEN overnight, not this fuckwash....
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:39pm.
Nice tasteful addition to your avie, angel_i.
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Have a good evening, lizzie:)
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Nice tasteful addition to your avie, angel_i.
*barf*
Can't stay long. Have a good one guys. :)
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:34pm.
Right, same as IQ! I guess supermen are the people with both high IQ and high EQ.
OT: ESE said it'd be ok to post like this.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:30pm.
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I read a GREAT book - Finding Flow - where they actually made an effort to quantify that shit. Fascinating, really. For me, it comes really obvious just in how people deal. How they get along in the world...
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:27pm.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:21pm.
Maybe that explains why a lot of us spend too much time with our fake friends?
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Right Angel?
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:23pm.
Those peeps are often lying. They don't exactly give out IQ tests like candy, after all.
And what really interests me is EQ, anyway:)
Agreed re lying (see Sharon Stone, etc.). I think in the States you can get tested if you request and pay for a test or as part of some attempt to diagnose a learning issue.
EQ is emotional intelligence? I was never wild about trying to draw a parallel to IQ, since EQ is much less quantifiable.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:22pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:21pm.
Maybe that explains why a lot of us spend too much time with our fake friends?
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Hellz yes! My fake friends are the bestest!
Right Angel? Seriously, now I remember why I live far away from some of my family. For self preservation.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:21pm.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:14pm.
DD! Back in sinkhole land? Had fun?
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Lemme put it this way, thank god you can choose your fake friends because you are stuck with family that is given to you.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:57pm.
I have a great deal of skepticism about IQ tests because I see the dumbasses who claim to have high IQs.
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Those peeps are often lying. They don't exactly give out IQ tests like candy, after all.
And what really interests me is EQ, anyway:)
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:21pm.
Maybe that explains why a lot of us spend too much time with our fake friends?
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:14pm.
DD! Back in sinkhole land? Had fun?
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Lemme put it this way, thank god you can choose your fake friends because you are stuck with family that is given to you.
O/T: Hooray for physics nerds! Team Bob all the way!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:14pm.
DD! Back in sinkhole land? Had fun?
OT: If it's "Survivor," how come no one ever dies?
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:13pm.
Not to mention that ignores the only two reasons to watch Jessica. (Ask her dad.)
IMO you aren't born with the cunt gene. The cunt gene isn't easily learned....unless you have a mom, aunt, or sister who is willing to subject you to cunt lessons.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:09pm.
I couldn't possibly agree more. IQs are faked more than ages.
BTW: I thought that the blond in thumbnails 8 and 9 was Katherine Heigl! *shuddering*
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:57pm.
I have a great deal of skepticism about IQ tests because I see the dumbasses who claim to have high IQs.
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Didn't Chestica's mother claim that said daughter has an IQ of 160 or something? I think she forgot a decimal point after the 16.
MK! What about Susie's FIERCE CHOLA look in the F5 immunity challenge? It was BEAUTIFUL! <3 <3 <3
From her gorgeous chola lips, to her chola hair, to hear teardrop tattoos representing each of the fallen Survivors.
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And no love for MASSIVE CRYSTAL!? I am hurt.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:57pm.
I have a great deal of skepticism about IQ tests because I see the dumbasses who claim to have high IQs.
I'm so happy Bob won - it was awesome seeing a skinny, pepaw physics teacher kick ASS.
I do wish Sugar would have gotten a few votes - she was my second favorite.
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Shows that I DON'T watch...and there are many...still serve the function of cultural touchstone/time marker for me.Our modern information age allows you to grasp context without actually watching in some instances.When this show debuted-I had just landed in LA & PA's were swarming the streets like homeless people trying to line up anyone with a pulse for their newly green-lighted "reality" show.In seven years I was based outta' LA-I NEVER EVEN PURCHASED A TELEVISION.Why bother?
oh dear lord, matty. i am seriously embarassed for him. and i dont even watch this shit.
but he is a MESS.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:47pm.
Actually, they said Randy had the highest IQ of any other contestant this year, somewhere around 175 I think.
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Did "they" mention which of many IQ tests garnered this result?
I have a great deal of skepticism for any IQ test since most IQ tests are so subjective and culturally biased.
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I've never seen a single episode of Survivor, and of that I'm not sorry.