Survivor: Corinne Is A Dumb Bitch
Survivor spoiler alert! You know, being a cunt is something that comes naturally. If you force it, it just doesn't work. You can't wake up one day and say, "I'm going to be a mega cunt!" No, you just are one. You're born with a special gene. The cunt gene! Corinne from Survivor desperately wants the cunt gene, but she just doesn't have it. During last night's Survivor finale, Corinne submitted her application into the Cunt Club by trashing one of the finalists, Sugar, for crying about her deceased daddy.
Sugar's daddy passed away from lung cancer before she went off to do Survivor and because of this, she cried all the time. I mean, all the time. When the wind would blow a different direction, the bitch would start crying. So I wasn't really shocked that Corinne brought this up during the final Tribal Council, but even I cringed when she told Sugar, "The only thing I would vote to give you is a handful of anti-depressants so that no one has to be subjected to your constant crying. Maybe if you got some, it would seem a little more sincere when you are crying about your dead father." And it was so fucking badly rehearsed! I'm surprised Corinne didn't keep looking at her hand to see if she skipped any important disses. Corinne's cunt rant was a major FAIL! When you look like a trailer trash version of Joanie Cunningham, it's hard to pull off the whole Queen Bitch thing. Dumb whore!
I figured Sugar would get a few votes because of Corinne's stupid ass, but she didn't get one in the finals. Pepaw Bob ended up getting most of the votes and winning that shit! I secretly wanted Susie to take it, because that would've been the most random triumph ever. And I'm pissed off that Marcus' floppy peen didn't win fan favorite.
Here's some of contestants during last night's finale. Why do most of them look worse during the live finale? Most of these whores look so much hotter without the make-up, hair gel and extra chunk.
Sugar looks like a low budget Gretchen Mol. Matty looks like an overbaked female-to-male tranny. Randy looks like a serial killer on and off the island, so nothing's really changed with him. And Bob still looks like he smells like popcorn. Seriously, whenever I see Bob, I suddenly get a mad craving for buttered popcorn.
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She's not a bitch... just one of the (too often cases) mislead by the delusional thinking that amateurs can act a scene, or even write one. The poor thing is just another rank-ass amateur who fits into the same group with all the other American Idol hacks that lost in a show because they lack the needed talent to remain... yet took themselves seriously enough to think they are (themselves) an act.
She is quite delusional and obviously suffers greatly from a myopic disorder.
Ironically: She is the one who desperately needs anti-depressants. Her diatribe lacked skill, passion, originality, thought, curtness and any authenticity... as if she preformed her little "skit" in front of her secluded bunk-mates who fell in line with obscure approval.
Sadly she, along with her gay couple (one overt, the other a closet case), lacked the needed personality and social standing to remain in the game... and then like the self-imposed "popular group" huddled around... hugging each other without the skill to understand how fake, unauthentic and laughable they came off to the American Public.
In conclusion, this 7 to 7.5 will go back to her home, thinking she is a beauty because other selfless-drunk-middle income business men want to "hit it"... and brag to those "suit balloons" endlessly about her mere moments of fame... while everyday she is actually getting closer to her sure-to-be-dependency on anti-depressives... the one's she so wanted to give to Sugar!
Hey, if she had her vocal cords removed... maybe she would have won.
Peace!
I was disappointed that there wasn't enough Ace time in the reunion. That man is fiercely hot! I wanted to kill Sugar for lynching him because that meant no more drool time over Ace. Sugar should've kept his ass till the bitter end.
I HATED Susie. The bitch just kept blabbering and blabbering. I'd be just as psycho as Randy if I had to deal with that night and day. I didn't feel any love for goofy-ass Kenny either. I hate it when superdorks get lucky. And WTF was up with Crystal? How could an Olympic medalist fuck up so badly on all the challenges?
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I liked Sugar. She seems nice. Susie cleaned up well! She's pretty hot! Sugar does look like a pin-up girl but I preferred her looking like a cute 10 yr old in Gabon! :)
You are so right, MK, Corinne's poorly written and performed Susan-rats-and-snakes-wannabe speech was a major FAIL! I LOVE how Jeff Probst put Corinne's Cheshire Cat ass on the spot. Corinne is a VERY insecure person and what kind of girl or her parents would be proud to have a cunty daughter? They should be mortified that they raised such a piece of shit. I wanted to punch her in those shark teeth of hers.
I think she wanted to be a cross between season 1 Susan and season 2 Jerri.
Matty looks like an overbaked female-to-male tranny. Randy looks like a serial killer on and off the island, so nothing's really changed with him
MK I totally agree with everything except about Susie, for a moment there, when she won the final immunityI thought you had inside info since you made her hot slut!
Go Bob!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Shit. I hadn't finished watching my DVR'd finale. I just ruined it for myself.
DAMN IT!
Corinne is an idiot. Only people who are insecure have to brag constantly about being educated, employed, blah blah. I can think of at least 3 times that she did this in the show. I didn't like Sugar at first but she grew on me. Now lets talk about worthless wastes of space, what the fuck did Susie do? NOTHING. How did she deserve to be sitting up there in the final 3??? OMG Matty look so gay in that picture of him at the reunion, sort of like peter brady in his longer haired awkward phase!
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I thought Kenny was cute
So glad people are seeing through Corrine's desperate pathetic attempt and being a true cunt. She can spew out all the rehearsed cunty remarks all she wants, but we all see that she's just some lowly wannabe attention whore.
lovely video, i d like to share it with my friends at sugarbabymeet.com
I make no apologies for being a fan of Survivor. I thought this one was good one. I agree that Randy was scary in the serial killer/pedophile kind of way. Corinne was this years 'trying to live up to Susan from Season 1's rant' idiot. As someone who is still badly grieving and still crying over losing my Mother 22 years ago this month and my Dad 18 years this month, she is a vile, nasty cunt for saying those things. Matty looked like a fabulous gay at the reunion. I would never believe he is straight if he didn't get a visit from his girlfriend during the family visit episode and ask her to marry him. I still don't know if I believe it.
Bob was always my favorite. Hard to believe he is the same age as my mother was when she died. He also looks very similiar to my kid's pediatrician, only taller and a little more wrinkled.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:54pm.
I've never seen a single episode of Survivor, and of that I'm not sorry.
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Me either. The only thing that I have watched that came close was my son subjecting me to Total Drama Island every damn Thursday night. And while I bitch about it, it is pretty funny. Ack Total Drama Island is Survivor for kids, basically they mock Survivor.
showing some pic love by catherine from sugarbabymeet.com
And I continue not caring.
Hello in here! *echoes away*
It's too f*ing early
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:34am.
Oh Riiiight. No publicity is bad publicity. Goddit.
Mah lasagne is burnin, so I betta get it out da oven. BTW you've got youtube mail!
Later ya hot bitch!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:19am.
It was on the NEWS! Ok, three things. 1. Why is Nic and Hugh doing a tv show making the news in the first place
==Because the fucking thing is called *AUSTRALIA* and the taxpayers donated a huge chunk o cash to Baz to make it. Aussie films, fledgling industry and all that bollocks.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:05am.
Apparently in it's first 2 weeks Australia the flop only took 32 million. Straight to DVD.
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I know! I am kinda surprised though, I loved Baz's other films and the trailer looked ok. But I know lots of peeps that really liked it (taken with a bucket of salt). Most thought Nic sucked but that I am not surpised by. Gah, I won't be rushing to the cinema but I do wanna see it, maybe on DVD.
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I cringed when I saw Hugh in that pose. Take us back 200 years Hugh. Wolverine gonna cop it when he gets back home!
HA! At da same time again!! I's is gonna buy a tattslottto ticket and call it Sandbitch! You can come and stay in my luxury yacht when I win bitch!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:05am.
2C, I can't stop snorting over the sight of Nicole Kidman honking that huge didgeridoo on German telly (MK caption this'd it). And to top it off, there's Hugh doing the aboriginal one legged "stance"! He'd be speared if he did that in Australia.
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It was on the NEWS! Ok, three things. 1. Why is Nic and Hugh doing a tv show making the news in the first place, as if nothing else of importance is possibly happening that we might need to know of (pfft) 2. There IS a big hoo-ha over the fact that Nic played the dig and Hugh stood in a 'aboriginal pose'. The aboriginals want an apology. 3. Don't the aboriginal community know that no one really gives a fuck what Nic and Hugh do? I think they really have more to worry about than that.
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Stop press: Ha! Nicky Kidman has indeed broken a taboo by blowing the doo. Whoops.
"Kidman plays didgeridoo, offends Aborigines"
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/gossip/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501135&objectid=...
2C, I can't stop snorting over the sight of Nicole Kidman honking that huge didgeridoo on German telly (MK caption this'd it). And to top it off, there's Hugh doing the aboriginal one legged "stance"! He'd be speared if he did that in Australia. That being said, fucking pair of twats are cracking me up.
They must really be desperate to peddle that crap movie to the european market, hence Nicole Kidman actually agreeing to blow into a didgeridoo. As if she can actually move her face to make a seal.
Apparently in it's first 2 weeks Australia the flop only took 32 million. Straight to DVD.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:39am.
Kevin Bloody Wilson ~ Santa Claus was going to town
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Classy...tasteful...not at all crass or lowbrow.
That being said,
HAHAHAhahahaha!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:39am.
For reals? Boot dude deserves a fucking medal.
Listening to Kev...
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:37am.
Hors.
Yay for puppehs and puppeh vids!! Nicely done angel, makes me miss dey little snoogy furwy tails and dey widdle tummehs. waaaa. Puppehs!
Sandbitch, that song is all kinds of wrong...and yet soooo right. Gateway to their gut? LMAO.
==2C, if KBW had been really tuned in to the Canucks, he would have included the word *GUNT* in that tune.
Kevin Bloody Wilson ~ Santa Claus was going to town
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLPzytr56-c&feature=related
I bin reading about the boot hurling dude. Apparently he had the shit beaten outta him by security forces after his arrest and his family haven't heard from him since. I hope Dubya makes sure nothing bad happens to the boot dude. Just sayin'...
Kevin Bloody Wilson ~ Santa Claus was going to town
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLPzytr56-c&feature=related
Hors.
Yay for puppehs and puppeh vids!! Nicely done angel, makes me miss dey little snoogy furwy tails and dey widdle tummehs. waaaa. Puppehs!
Sandbitch, that song is all kinds of wrong...and yet soooo right. Gateway to their gut? LMAO.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:26am.
Say... he's NOT a beach boy!
==Nah, Kevin Bloody Wilson can actually surf.
Say... he's NOT a beach boy!
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Oh shit really? You could have just asked pbunny - she has 9 million screen shots for her desktop... and i think she was only partly exaggerating. I'm glad you didn't use any of the goodbye pics.
Your vid is SO MUCH better than the other tribute one out there with a song.
And good catch on the pic with the black cat! I've never seen that before. I had no idea my cat was in their pen.
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I found a cute song on youtube today. Made me think of you Canucks.
"You can't say cunt in Canada"
Kevin Bloody Wilson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBWAjn2a3rA
Hey, but I kinda like the song! You can tell he feels it like you do;p My pics are way better tho. And the song you gave me is way better for it.
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@TITS:
That's great. So between us there are 15 million screenshots of these puppies. And that's only two of us. LOL! I don't know why it's all so ridic to me. I can't stop laughing! LOL! OK...
And AW! Thanks! I din't see it yet, actually...
But really -I made it for you(;x)
And with that - good night. Or good morning, I guess. Ugh.
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Just saying 'hi' before I crash. Sooooo....'HI!". :)
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Bob gives me a really hard boner.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:56am.
You should send a link to MK
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PS. I realized that my aversion to them was how I had to get the pics. Would you be interested in five million Shiba Inu screenshots, perchance? And then, of course, I gotta try to fix that shit. Which, btw, I learned a lot about tonight:) I would love to see what real equipment could do;p
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You should send a link to MK
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:51am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:31am.
SHIBA INUS, BITCHES!
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fabu!
this will send p bunny over the edge for sure.
even the song makes me all misty let alone with the pics.
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Yeah - that song is real cute. It's so honest lol! We like that here;)
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:31am.
SHIBA INUS, BITCHES!
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fabu!
this will send p bunny over the edge for sure.
even the song makes me all misty let alone with the pics.
sniff.
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
SHIBA INUS, BITCHES!
TITS found a super cool song:)
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Submitted by Novaya Havoc on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:12pm.
MK! What about Susie's FIERCE CHOLA look in the F5 immunity challenge? It was BEAUTIFUL! <3 <3 <3
From her gorgeous chola lips, to her chola hair, to hear teardrop tattoos representing each of the fallen Survivors.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/havoc1/misc/susie_chola2.png
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that made me laugh really hard.
that has to be the tribal cholita look.
maybe that is what the very first chola looked like?
Ahhhh yes, Mrs. K! I remember her from the early days!
I love Mrs. Kravitz!
she is funny. she is one of the matron saints of the comments section of D-listed.
welcome back.
Who the F is Mrs. K?!? And how come I'm not obsessed like the rest of you? What the hell am I missing?
Dear MK,
what the hell?
"cunt gene"
"cunt club"
and the, "i wish i could be a cunt..."
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you hurt my cooter's feelings, MK.
that's right, my cooter is now shedding a tear because of you.
I'm not going to punish you over this because I know you would enjoy it. Maybe watching Survivor was punishment enough.
Love,
Cuntylicious LeScrew
I'm with you, Stinky. Smacking and chomping, burping, farting, throat-clearing, nose-whistling, asthmatic wheezing, and oh dear God don't start me on gum-cracking, they all make me want to scream bloody fucking murder and then calm down with a cocktail of meds and Absolut.
Oh, yeah, and GULPING!
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Ughhhh, everything you mentioned bugs the shit out of me too!! It's the fucking worst visiting my parents for the fucking holidays. I don't know why we have to celebrate this shit every single year. Two or three years, ok I can deal!! OMG, I can't believe what my eyeballs just saw!!! he just got up and SCRATCHED HIS ASS!!!! Damn!! you'd think he was brought up by a pack of wolves!! Thank god I have my mother's manners!!
MRS K!!!
Whenever it's early twilight
I watch 'til a star breaks through
Funny, it's not a star I see
It's always you
Whenever I roam through roses
And lately I often do
Funny, it's not a rose I touch
It's always you
If a breeze, caresses me
It's really you strolling by
If I hear, a melody
It's merely the way you sigh
Wherever you are you're near me
You dare me to be untrue
Funny, each time I fall in love
It's always you
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
Submitted by stinkbutt on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:09am.
I'm trying to concentrate on this shit, and my DAD eats so fucking LOUD! chomp, chomp, chomp!! DAMN!!! I can even hear him swallowing his fucking hot chocolate...UGHHH!!!
I'm with you, Stinky. Smacking and chomping, burping, farting, throat-clearing, nose-whistling, asthmatic wheezing, and oh dear God don't start me on gum-cracking, they all make me want to scream bloody fucking murder and then calm down with a cocktail of meds and Absolut.
Oh, yeah, and GULPING!
Submitted by thlayly5 on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:11pm.
"...Go Maine! The state where no one's from but me, Bob, and like 2 other "celebrities!"
You have Stephen King - or is he one of the "celebrities" you're talking about?
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