Afternoon Crumbs

I see Rhianna has purchased herself some ta-tas.

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pussy don't fail me now, I gotta turn this n****a out, so he don't want nobody else, but me and only me....
- Missy Elliott

Call me crazy but I think if Lukas grew his hair alittle longer over his big ears he would be cute.

I loved him in the movie "Lady in White" such a cute kid.

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Bye! Good

They's some smooshed up RiRi Chichis up it there. That shit look painful as hell...Whores, be nice to yo' chichi's, they been nice to you...They got you free drinks, got you out of speeding tickets, got yo' homely ass laid...Don't be smooshing up yo' chichis up like that. They never did that shit to you...Let yo' chichis be free...FREE THE CHICHI'S...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:32pm.

Lohan is pretty and has a hot body,it's too bad she messed it up being a drunk
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You know? If she had the tiniest bit of depth, she could be quite intriguing.

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I hate to admit it, but I was at that Y100 concert on Saturday night. We had free tickets so we were up in the nose bleed section, and we left after RiRi's first song (beer couldn't even dull the the sound of thousands of screaming tweenagers). I couldn't see well from where we were, but wow, she was definitely hanging out of that outfit.

Submitted by radio siren on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 4:57pm.
That Video Game Awards show was the stupidest thing I've ever had the misfortune to see.

Maybe Kim had pee in her eye.

RiRi is hot she just needs to stop wearing her hair like a dude

David Archuleta probably thought GaGa was a tranny

Lohan is pretty and has a hot body,it's too bad she messed it up being a drunk

Duff is so unsexy,I do not see anything appealing about her

Fox is hot but her dress sucks big time

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

Lots of hot chicks at the Video Game Awards. I have no idea who Odette Yustman is but I'm Googling her ass ASAP. She's hot.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by radio siren on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 4:57pm.
That Video Game Awards show was the stupidest thing I've ever had the misfortune to see. To my credit, I only saw about two minutes of it. Kim Lardassian was up on stage and having trouble reading the teleprompter. You know, because there were words on it.
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Please stop because you are cracking me up!

This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill

tommy girl's publicity tour for his movie, that looks awful, has already reached overkill
www.thatshideous.com

that little bustier thing looks uncomfortbale, like it's smashing up her fake boobs in a weird way. i supppose she's duct taped tightly in real good too.

Did you guys see the pictures from Alba´s new movie, where she plays a girl that´s a bit... special. It looks like our girl is aiming for an oscar!
Yeah, that´s going to happen... Although, if Angelina has a shot at the oscar after that atrocious performance in the Changeling (based on the trailer, don´t think I will stomach the entire film) then anything´s possible.

That Video Game Awards show was the stupidest thing I've ever had the misfortune to see. To my credit, I only saw about two minutes of it. Kim Lardassian was up on stage and having trouble reading the teleprompter. You know, because there were words on it.

She's trying to describe some game and is squinting at the teleprompter and finally says, "It's based on a book!" You can tell she's very proud of herself for relaying this point and she pauses for effect and to let this groundshaking information sink in. But that pause is her undoing. It takes her a few seconds to regain her bearings. She stares and stares at the teleprompter, all the while exhaling a long "Ummmmmm......" that goes painfully on and on before she finally figures out how to read again. It was truly horrific. Apparently Spike TV has no standards whatsoever in chosing these hos to present at their lame awards shows.

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We're on "Team Against Media-Whoring Husband-Stealing Baby Collecting Tatted-up Freakshows." - Stoney, 12/2008

I just watched Lukas in one of my fave movies, "Witness" for the hundredth time. He was such a cute kid.

http://w1.1396.telia.com/~u139602049/lukaskid.jpg

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 4:41pm.
Jeffro,
No. The wife you be honest with. The hot piece on the side *ahem* gets told whatever she wants to hear.
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In that case, Bale deserve Best Oscar and I'm off to get the Batman logo tattooed on my chest. Should go pisser with the moobs, LOL

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Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you."

KD: how ESCANDELO! don't let his uncle hear about it, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Clarisse- to be honest, there were some parts of that movie were Bales Character didn't seem right. Like he comes out of the helicopter with a gaggle of hot chics? WTF, I thought he had a thing for that other chic. There were a couple other things that seemed wrong, but I don't remember them now. Then again, I wasn't all that into the comic stories (ie picturebooks)So I don't really know what his personality is supposed to be.

Last night, my BF and I rearranged my bedroom, so the bed is facing a bare wall. I was making the bed and he looks at me with big eyes and says "You know what we could put up there?? A FLAT SCREEN TV!" He was so excited. I bet he dreamed about it all night. Boys and their toys.

Ok that's my story for the day.
RiRi needs a bra that fits.

Jeffro,
No. The wife you be honest with. The hot piece on the side *ahem* gets told whatever she wants to hear.

KD,
No! He spoke out negatively against Bale. Boo!

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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c

Submitted by KD on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 4:35pm.
Clarisse! No more goodies for Jeffro?
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She's mad cuz I said The Dark Knight sucked except Leger's performance.

I like Freeman, Oldman, Bale, Eckhart, and Ledger as actors, I just didn't like that movie.

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Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you."

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 4:32pm.
Jeffro,
I am afraid that I can no longer supply you with Sangria, back-rubs or lap dances.
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I figured you'd take offense, Clarisse... I guess if we can't share honest opinions, we may as well be married! LOL

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Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you."

Clarisse! No more goodies for Jeffro? Does that mean you got a man? Or maybe you had one all along that I dint know about..

Her tits are not big, you're just easily fooled by a bunch of tape and a too small bra!

Jeffro,
I am afraid that I can no longer supply you with Sangria, back-rubs or lap dances.

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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c

dramaqueen, actually hohan is 22...yeah i know, she'll always be 21 to me though..oh, and washed up!

http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/

It's called push up bras MK, you should try them sometime..these look a bit squished up though. RiRi always wears the most uncomfortable looking clothes, doesn't she?

http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/

Um, looks to me like her bra thingy is too small. What is it called, a corset? I think that link that goes thru the middle is supposed to go over the nipple area. You'd think she'd know that.

Yes, to answer your question, they are real!

Lohan really should start wearing a bra.....it will be to late when her nips are looking at her toes! Maybe Santa baby will bring her one!

"Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 4:07pm.
Cruise was actually pretty funny in his brief part in Tropic Thunder. Didn't even realize it was him the first time he was on screen."

I really hate to say it, but I thought Tom Cruise in all his disgusting grossness was the funniest part of that movie, especially when he was dancing. So wrong, but so funny.

I KNOW that I can't be the only person who keeps forgetting that Carmen Electra exists.

I'm also convinced that Rihanna is actually the result of Prince cloning himself and fiddling with the genetics so he could finally see what he was meant to be.

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Looks like Smellanie Griffith was also at the game with Leo and Lucas. Too bad she didn't get whacked in the kisser with a basketball. Not that it would have made a difference in her appearance.

Cruise was actually pretty funny in his brief part in Tropic Thunder. Didn't even realize it was him the first time he was on screen.

off topic- finally watched The Dark Knight over the w/end...Heath Leger was awesome as the Joker but other than that I thought the movie sucked.

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Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you."

snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 4:03pm

Oh jurl, I signed onto the Idol site and went into the forums there, I loved Michael Johns, soooo anyway, you should have read all the oozy goomy crap GROWN ASS WOMEN wrote about him. Those Ho's could give the JJ'ers a run for their money and shrines.
I was, needless to say, banned from the Idol forums.
It's so hard to remember not everywhere is like home, DLISTED.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

My 11 year old niece thinks Archuletta is "perrrrrrfect" OMG kill me now, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

RiRi is starting to morph into Prince with Boobs

Hate Archie and his spitty, giggly mouth

Love the way Luke is gazing adoringly into Leo's ear.

So is Dec 15 the official Dlisted's Chi Chis day?

I fucking hate Blohan! It's pretty sad when you're 21, washed up, & the only way you can get attention is to make out w/ a woman or show your tits.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Damn is DiCaprio getting fat. Added "cover up the double chin with the goatee" to his repetoire, I see.

shouldn't fetus archuleta come out? gay chola dudes of the universe would love him... i just cannot wait to see what happens to his face when he hits puberty

They sure dun did change colors.

Does anyone have real boobs anymore?

Lukas Haas is one odd-looking mofo. Yikes!

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Dang, they're so jam packed in there they dun changed color.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!