Tuesday, December 16th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 15th!
Though they're coming out of different ends, both of these assholes sound the same. - DUDE
Runners-up:
Host: This horn bit would have been perfect for the Guys from "Pineapple Express",
but no, instead I get stuck with the Gays from "No facial express. - Vern
Seems that Hugh Jackman has learned more than just 'how to never wear a shirt' from Mathew Mcconaughey - DIXecrystal
Now I'm starting to realize why Isabella and Connor won't call her mom. - MattyClam
(Thanks Andre)
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By blowing on the didgeridoo, Nicole summons the Australian Captain Morgan.
Voo doo looks way more complicated in Australia.
Nicole discovered too late that the didgeredoo reaches frequencies only the closeted can hear.
Everyone was grateful that Ellen finally agreed to let Nic and Hugh do the sucking and dancing!
Nicole charms Hugh, the only way she knows how.
Nicole's friends & family are thrilled that she agreed to their most recent pleas for a Intervention. Hopefully this time she'll really put on some weight & keep it.
After taking a drag out of the world's oldest crackpipe, Hugh thought he was a lepprachan. To Nicole's dismay, the assloads of botox made that shit seem like taking a hit of pixie-stix. She's frowning, no really....she is.
Ice queen.."Do you have a light"..
Hugh..."I have one, oh fuck my foot went to sleep"...
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
And if you blow really hard I promise to do a jig.
Hugh just wanted to show Nicole what a good lawyer he could be with those eye-popping shoes.
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A DListed Public Service Announcement
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Snort!!!!
Evidentlyl Hugh has already had some.
While Nicole blows her didgeridoo, Hugh Jackman takes the opportunity to show off the shoes he bought off of Tommy Boy.
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Reminder
Wait, Wait, Wait
Watch this! We did this at the premier.
BBBRRRAAAPPPPP
BWAHAHAHAHAHA - People started gagging.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:59pm.
*texting McSlitty*
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:30pm.
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU......lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Light that sh*t, smoke that sh*t, passss that sh*t.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:25pm.
heehee. I see some grudging acceptance by you and Ms. McSlitty that HJ may not be 100% hetero. Key first baby steps.....
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:49pm.
I wondered why Nitty suddenly took up didgeridoo lessons. She's trying to call Huge to her.
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Whaaaa? Those kisses in AU would have looked more hetro if he were kissing a woman (namely me) who wasn't botoxed to the hilt. Huge Jackman Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker, at his service.
You blow ~~~ and I SUCK!!!
Nicole brings her 6ft bong to show the people how she really rolls!!!
After three hours of Kidman not getting any sound out of the thing Jackman can barely hold his water.
Not one to be outshined by a wooden didgeridoo, Hugh quickly followed suit by demonstrating a rusty trombone
When Nicole Kidman offered to let Hugh Jackman try out some Botox with the latest in mega-needle technology she herself has been using, he wisely offered up just his knee
Nicole Kidman shows us how she spends quality time with her hubby.
This segment is dedicated to Rod Blowhardjevich.
no caption i just hope this movie flops big time
Looks like Hugh is about to take a didgeri-doo
If you blow a little faster I'll dance the funky chicken.
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Not one to be outdone, Hugh ran outside and blew the chauffeur.
Hughie giggles with glee as he waits for his turn ...
Riverdancing With the Stars
In an effort to prove his heterosexuality, Hugh fights his natural instinct to grab the phallic shaped object, and instead does a very masculine dance.
DIGERIE-DON'T!!!!
Um, shouldn't he be blowing and she be dancing?
Celeb's will do anything to hide a fart
That's about as close to blowing a 'pole' that Nicole Kidman is going to get. Just ask Naomi.
Hugh is startled when Nicole blew and her entire forehead made a loud crack
We're back:
Oh..... Ummmm.... Gooooood Morning... America..
Nicole wouldn't have summoned Hugh's one legged trouser snake if she'd known he'd be wearing velvet trousers
Hugh Jackman strikes an errant pose to hide his erection while Nicole blows.
Hugh Jackman impregnates Nicole Kidman.
What you don't see, is Tom Cruise playing his tiny meat flute.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Austraila has a very strict DUI test Hugh Passed while Nicole Blew it!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 5:39pm.
Joe Shmoe says that blowing a didjeridoos is trickier than it looks. It takes rubbery lips and a lot of wind
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Well....okay, but what does blowing a penis have to do with this picture?
damn bitch! puff, puff, give.don't fuck up the rotation.
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Like there's actually a need for Greenland.you can get ice at 7-Eleven!
Host: This horn bit would have been perfect for the Guys from "Pineapple Express",
but no, instead I get stuck with the Gays from "No facial express."
Joe Shmoe says that blowing a didjeridoos is trickier than it looks. It takes rubbery lips and a lot of wind (neither of which Joe Shmoe is blessed with)
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Every famous man gets reduced to a single word: Darwin is evolution, Wilde is wit, Mill is liberty, and Johnson is his dictionary.
Nicole, that may have worked to lead Tom out of town but Hugh's not a rat.
Simon Sez: All Gay people stand on one foot!
"Stick your horn in my 4-hole"