Gold Diggers Of The World Rejoice!!!!!!
What do you get for being married to a chewed-up piece of gristle for 8 years: $76 million!!!
Vadge's spokeswhore, Liz Rosenburg, told AP that Vadge will pay Guy Ritchie anywhere from $76 to $92 million as part of their divorce settlement.
Liz said the $76 million figure also includes the value of their English country estate and the price of his nustack. He probably got an extra $10 mill for all the therapy he'll need after seeing her roided-up snatch close up.
Liz went on to say, "I'd assume it's one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement."
Vadge and Guy are still working out custody arrangements for Rocco and David.
Christmas has come early for Guy, but knowing Vadge, there's probably a catch. Vadge is going to make Guy wrestle away the money from her muscly crocodile snatch. I'm sorry, but Guy is no match for her deadly crotchodile. It will swallow him whole.
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Submitted by LASux on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:42am.
NO man with a spine would take a woman's money aft marriage.
whoa, wait . . . . vadge is a woman ???
He originally stated he just wanted joint custody, so surely he is sort of back tracking with this settlement?
I'm gomma marry this man.
NO man with a spine would take a woman's money aft marriage.
Wow. Good on you, Guy, but I think the bag of gristle got off cheap, considering she probably could have afforded twice that. I hope this payout isn't contingent on the custody battle - Lourdes looks like she could cut a bitch, but those boys look helpless against their ravening mother. I just hope Ritchie steps up to get them 50% of the time - that way they might have a fighting chance of growing up normally.
But tonight a source close to Ritchie cast doubt on the £50m figure, by suggesting the sum was much less.
Ritchie had been quoted by a British newspaper last month saying their separation was "never, ever about the money".
Tonight a source close to Madonna, who is estimated to be worth £300m, told the Guardian: "It got to a point where everyone in the UK and out there was thinking Guy didn't ask for any money and he didn't get any money. That set that agenda, his friends were in the papers saying he didn't get any money. There have been so many assumptions. It's property and cash and I think it's one of the biggest celebrity payouts, it's certainly the biggest given to a man."
(Guardian, Dec. 15)
I never saw a pic of Guy smiling until it was announced that he and Madonna were divorcing. Although the problems they had in their marriage haven't been talked about (other than A. Rod), Guy's sad face revealed more than any words could say. I hope the next part of his life will be happier.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:08pm.
GOOD NIGHT, BIZHESS!! GOTTA SERVICE MY MAAAAAYUN!!!
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Didn't see you... get down with your bad self!
GOOD NIGHT, BIZHESS!! GOTTA SERVICE MY MAAAAAYUN!!! ;D
shit yeah! Now go buy yourself some sweet young thang, Guy, and parade her in front of every pap trap, IN NEW YORK CITY
-- AND ON YOUR WEEKEND OUT DOING DADDY THINGS WITH ROCCO AND DAVID!
DAMNZ! SHOUTING JIM-N-CHARLIE-MANSON STYLE IS FUNZ!!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:55pm.
LOL. I would have shagged him, but I am not one to compete! Be kind to him, he kept her in the UK, thinking she was british,,, too bad it did not take and she is back in New York. I may have to move....I love New York but I think her and Alex Rodriguez may play a part on me hating not just the Yankees but New York.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:49pm.
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You're giving Guy's gold digging ass too much credit. A good cup of tea would have done the trick too. Just tell her a Kabbalahbbalah expert dude discovered that swimming in Earl Grey in a British bunker everyday will make a bitch superior and bang, she's out of your country.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:18pm.
Whatever happened to "no comment"?
Note how he did not say anything, her spokewhore did. LIke I said, he deserved more for keeping her in England for close or over 5 years. Thanks Guy!
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Exactly! *whispers--- I'd shag him just for that*
And I forgot Sheeps, don't be dissing our 2003 calendar. It's a poster of Angelina's baboon's ass lips and one of her original noses. Next year we'll give you the rest of her face. Her ten head didn't fit on that 6 ft 4 piece of paper. Her pussy cums in the 2012 poster, be warned.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:18pm.
Whatever happened to "no comment"?
Note how he did not say anything, her spokewhore did. LIke I said, he deserved more for keeping her in England for close or over 5 years. Thanks Guy!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:35pm.
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You're lucky you didn't get an expired box of condoms. That's how I became a mother of 7...
Btw, it's $300 to join the forum not $10! It's $3 for the subscription, $297 for insurance!!! Let me know when you send the rest.
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For putting up with Madonna's skank ass - I'd say he deserves all that and more!
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Submitted by Lory on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:24pm.
I dunno. Hey, I sent you money to join the forum and my "free calendar" arrived today. What good is a 2003 calendar now?
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:13pm.
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That only confirms he is the nothing but a gold digging manwhore. He's even worse than Heather Mills. She was a cunt from the beginning and EVERYONE knew that. Guy on the other hand is a pathetic piece of shit that pretends he is oh so classy and that he cares about his children. I don't buy his bullshit. Liar, liar, dick on fire! He should move to Cuntland and marry Heather Mills and make a litter of ultimate gold digging posers.
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I think it's gonna cost him at least 76 million to effectively clean everything she's touched.
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CELEBRITY DIVORCE DEALS (BBC)
Basketball star Michael Jordan: paid an estimated $168m (£110m) to his wife of nearly 18 years in November 2007
Neil Diamond: gave an estimated $150m (£98m) to Marcia Murphey in 1996
Steven Spielberg: first wife Amy Irving was awarded an estimated $100m (£65m) in 1989
Harrison Ford: paid an estimated $85m (£56m) to his second wife, Melissa Mathison
Sir Paul McCartney: was told to pay Heather Mills £24.3m ($37m) by a judge in March
Whatever happened to "no comment"?
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:13pm.
Ritchie had been quoted by a British newspaper last month saying their separation was "never, ever about the money".
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And that's why he's the best gold-digger in history!
Of course, I wasn't around back in the days of dowry and shit;p
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Good for Guy *cheers*
I CAN'T MANDONNA, ANYMORE!
Liz Rosenburg needs to get her facts straight. Neil Diamond paid out 150 million to his ex back in the early nineties when they divorced. No Madonna's divorce isn't a record breaker, but just look at Guy's face, he actually smiles. You know what 76 million gets you, your balls back baby.
Wait, hold on with the gold digging.... He had to deal with Madge and her Kaballah (sp?) ways, and moved her to England for a long time. I think he deserved a medal and 100 million. Wait, half....
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What a Fucking Gold digger! Queue Kanye West Song! How do you earn money in a marriage! She earned every penny of that... I hope everyone knows hes now living off her money!
It proves she was the bread winner the one with the bloody career... he'll fuck up Shitlock Holmes! And everyone will see how shyt he really is! MADONNA how strong, all this wilst touring... what a fucking ICON!
What a Fucking Gold digger! Queue Kanye West Song! How do you earn money in a marriage! She earned every penny of that... I hope everyone knows hes now living off her money!
It proves she was the bread winner the one with the bloody career... he'll fuck up Shitlock Holmes! And everyone will see how shyt he really is! MADONNA how strong, all this wilst touring... what a fucking ICON!
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:45pm.
Guy's barrister must have had eye-popping shoes.
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Guy needs to keep his boys so Man donna can go chase pussy-dick Rodriguez.
GIVE GUY HIS BOYS!!!! AND CHILD SUPPORT TOO!!! PAPPAZO!!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:45pm.
Guy's barrister must have had eye-popping shoes. (They say that's what it takes sometimes to win the tuff cases.)
They have simply divided up jointly owned marital property and for any equity that he's surrendering (i.e. if she's buying him out) he's being paid. The figure quoted here is the amount in dollars of marital property that he's keeping as well as child support.
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I think it's best for the kids to stay with Mad Vadge for I firmly believe Guy is more imbalanced than the material slut. I mean, come on! How fucked up do you have to be to marry a woman who has your nuts on the top of her pilates machine and your dick in a titanium pendant around her clit? Dumb cunt...
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Oh, yeah, right on Bondagebarbie...Guy should retain custody of his kids, lest they end up as fucked up as their cunt of a mother
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at it's bare minimum, the divorce settlement equals 9.5/million per year of marriage.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
FUCK YOU MADONNA!
bwahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
crotchodile crotchodile crotchodile
has there ever been a better name for that pretentious cunt known as madonna?
MK you are BRILLIANT!
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I am glad Guy got some money,I would have been disappointed if he wimped out.Madonna is worth a hell of a lot and he could have probably got a lot more but he definitely should try and get custody of his son.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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i've read his own fortune is estimated at 50 millions. i wonder now... and i also thought mr madonna would have been too proud to take her money.
MADONNA IS A CONTROL FREAK BUT GUY IS A TALENTLESS SPINELESS GOLD DIGGING CUNT. UGH!
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Good for Guy, I'm glad he got a shit load of money from Madonna. He deserves every penny.
76 mill not bad and well deserved I.m sure, and is pocket change to madds
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and he deserves every bit of the 76mill!
Mr. Ritchie, I luv you man. I was beginning to despair just a tad. 7 years!!! 7 whole years with that bitch only to walk away with naught. Ah but alas, you have redeemed yourself my man.
So in the words of the modern-day urban poet, I believe Shawn Carter, "GIT DAT MONEY!!!!!"
WOW madonna I've only got one thing to say...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 12/15/2008 -
You're no fun! What ARE you doing on this site, anyway?
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BWAHAHAHA!! she doesn't "know what i am doing on this site"!! bless heh sou'
@KillBill: oh, i bet she already did! a little Santeria from Brazil!
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I just got home and this was the first thing I saw on People.com. I wept. I'm still weeping. Guy is my fucking hero!!
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That comes to about 35 Million per fuck!
The gold digger label must be part of the conditions of the divorce, b/c I don't see how him being a recognized film director married to her for several years with a kid and marrigae counseling equals "gold digger" Gold diggers are people who go into relationships with NOTHING and stick around just long enough. Guy stuck around for far too long to be called that
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 5:18pm.
LCT,
*sigh* My innocence is feeling a bit Aniston right now.
Never would I Angelina your property. Unless I was drunk.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Well played my dear. Well played.
You wouldn't Angelina my property unless you were Lily Allen'd? Well, that's a consolation I guess. I'm just going to keep all the Sean Preston out of your liquor cabinet!
LCT,
*sigh* My innocence is feeling a bit Aniston right now.
Never would I Angelina your property. Unless I was drunk.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 5:16pm.
LCT - merry Christmas back heaux!! *pissing in mop bucket*
And can I take my hat off to the genius that coined the term "Angelina'd"?? That is outfuckingstanding! LMAO
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Clarissalina coined that one. I almost pissed my gotdayum pants the first time she said it.