Hairy Potter's Love Song For A Horse
Doesn't Hairy Potter's body look like a family of grizzlies making their way through the icy tundras of Siberia? Damn. He's almost transparent. You would think he would be sort-of tanned since he's shirtless under bright lights every night. They should replace that shit with UV lights. That said, I'd still hit it with sunglasses on.
So... At Broadway Cares' annual Gypsy of the Year Competition in NYC last week, DanRad and the cast of Equus performed a dancing orgy to a song written by Dan called "The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Neigh." The title says it all. Matthew Broderick is probably going to perform this shit and dedicate it to his wife at their family Christmas pageant this year.
You know, this would've been a perfect time for Hairy Potter to give magic peen the shine it deserves. But nooooo.....he once again denied it from the spotlight and kept his pants on! The peen wants to come out and entertain everyone!
Below is Dan's glowing performance. He looks like one of the dancing ghosts in Scooby Doo! I bet his peen looks like a glow stick. That shit can hypnotize a raver for hours.
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I luv me some Danny. & think the world of him for being so willing to poke a little fun @ himself... as for hitting it... w/out a doubt & id be willing to even celebrate the transparency of his liteness!
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Im strangely turned on.
Harry Potter slapping another dude's ass?
Well that's soft porn for me.
There is a bit more of the background and info on Broadway Cares. Kinda sweet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2vqAcINtqM
I actually found that totally funny. I mean self deprecation, COME ON.
And he can't self tan, it would be too Chav Tastic.
He looks like a muscley corpse. Not into necrophilia. Paint him something other than a shade of blue. He looks like he's been left out in the cold all night on some NY street after a night at a gay club where he removed his shirt at midnight, which is standard protocol.
Cannibal the Musical did it much better. When Trey Parker belted out a love song to his horse. I believe it was called "When I Was Riding High On Top Of You"
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Not hot.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Ugh, he is so gross! He looks like a fish with a disgustingly hairy body and a gaping hole for a mouth.
I think he's pretty hot actually...
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
i dont know if its the pants or what, but all those guyz seem to have really nice packages.
TOT: I once sung a love song for a man that was hung like a horse. But he was a mean motherfucker and I left him in my dust 21 yrs ago...best thing out of that deal was my beautiful daughter, who thankfully knows little of her never do good bio dad.
ladies, a man being hung like a horse is no reason to stick with him, he who abuses you.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
hes stoned.and nekid.and a beast. ;)
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"Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."
he's kinda hot in a gross way
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I'm not normally attracted to twinks like Daniel, but I find this guy very sexy!!! Wouldn't mind having a roll in the hay with him.
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Am. Traumatized.
ImpertinentVixen, great! Now I've got that song in my head. But I like it. Who did it? Poco?
You see, I been through the desert on a horse with no name
It feels good to be out of the rain.
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Now THAT is a tree!
MK CAN WE HIT IT TOGETHER?!
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huh? what? Show me what you got! Rub it against my thigh!!!
I'm really tired of seeing the shits from the Harry Potter movies. This one is particularly tiring.
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Pale as anything...looks like he saw a ghost. He needs to go to Tahiti for a couple of months or something...damn...
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:45pm.
*mind skids to a hault*
Is he really that short or is the "horse" really tall?
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Ha ha! Both actually!
"The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Neigh." ....he really did write this for Matthew Broderick to sing to Sarah J.P.
ROTFLMAO
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*deep Breath* AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Wow, that's a bit freaky...prefered him as a hobbit more...otherwise for the whole white skin and hairy...I'm more or less the same. except for those blue eyes; bastard!!!
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He reminds me of the jar of paste that I used to sniff in Kindergarten.
ok dude. sooo over looking at your nasty, pasty, pube covered abdomen. PUT A SHIRT ON ALREADY!
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"Merry Christmas, Dammit!"
He's so bright he shines.
@Angel,
LOL at your christmas hat on the puss face pam...
From the movie The Godfather...producers racehorse the head was left in the bed under the covers while he slept... The play is Equuas (sp?)
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Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:49pm.
@Angel,
LOL at your christmas hat on the puss face pam...
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@Deb: Re horse head.
(LOL! THAT didn't make any sense! What was there, I mean...)
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For reals! What IS this play anyway???
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That horse head looks like a third grade prop for a play...should have left in the producers bed!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:37pm.
Yeah, dude. His pics have been really disturbing lately. He's lookin' Pete Dohertyish.
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It's a good thing the Harry Potter books are finished or they'd have to write Weasley's Magical Dribbling Doobies into the books.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:35pm.
He's looking mighty strung out.
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Yeah, dude. His pics have been really disturbing lately. He's lookin' Pete Dohertyish.
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There's no reason for him to be famous, other than being in a horribly crap string of films.
He's a mediocre talent who's made far too much money for what he has to offer.
Guess he feels a few Broadway gigs will erase the embarassment of being in HP films.
He's looking mighty strung out.
Is it just a little sad that I want to tweak his nipples? Made them harder like a couple of little Potter Knotters...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
hot.
I believe the lyrics are :
''You were made for racing
but I prefer you facing,
foreward,When im on you,and we ride...
I know that i'm disgracing
my family, embracing you,
is all that makes me warm inside...
They'll try to seperate us,
and yes I know they'll hate us,
but I dont care, just let the people shout...
Cause when were in the pasture,
you're the God slave,i'm the master,
and you just let me let it all come out...''
I think it's hilarious! I love that he can parody what he does so well ! It was for a charity thing, so its all for a good cause !!
I love this boy... and so what if he's pale... Us Brits get very little sunlight !!
Kel x
Off topic: Why are there still 3 Shiba puppies?? Thought all but one where going home last week? Week before??
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those pants are INSANE in the crotch area, why does he need to show his bulge so badly?
That clip writes its own joke.
I just lost that loving feeling for this one.
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I always thought Harry Potter seemed overly excited whenever the centaurs appeared in the forest.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
He's really, really gross. Reminds me of this guy I dated briefly. *blurg*
Hahaha!. I found it funny even when I couldn't make out most of what he was saying. It's hard for me to understand the english accent most of the times.
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There was a surprise guest at the show:
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
I'm sure I'm just a philistine, but you couldn't pay me enough to get me to sit through "Equus."
You people do get that this is not Equus right? I thought it was hilarious.
Uvula!
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LMAO!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:45pm.
*mind skids to a hault*
Is he really that short or is the "horse" really tall?
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I saw a different clip of this and you could see that all the "horses" had these weird hoof thingys strapped to their feet. :D
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
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Shakira did it better:
You're too far to bring you close
And too high to see below
Just hangin' on your daily dose
I know you never needed anyone
But the rolling papers for your grass
How can you give what you don't have
You keep on aiming for the top
And quit before you sweat a drop
Feed your empty brain
With your hydroponic pot
Start out playing with yourself
You get more fun within your shell
Nice to meet you but I gotta go my way
I'll leave again 'cause I've been waiting in vain
But you're so in love with yourself
If I say my heart is sore
Sounds like a cheap metaphor
So I won't repeat it no more
I rather eat my soup with a fork
Or drive a cab in New York
'Cause to talk to you is harder work
So what's the point of wasting all my words
If it's just the same or even worse
Than reading poems to a horse
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