Monday, December 15th 2008
Morning Wood
Christina Hendricks and her wondrous chichi balls are engaged - E! Online
What is going on here? Brad Pitt's Japanese cell phone commercial is confusing - Popoholic
Guy Ritchie better stock up the booze cabinet, because it's going to be a painful Christmas - Socialite Life
Meryl Streep says she was too fugly to be romanced by King Kong - SOW
I don't know a dog desperate enough to chomp on Elton John's shriveled sausage - Holy Moly!
Douche extraordinaire Sean Avery got fired for his sloppy seconds comment - ICYDK
Shenae Grimes might be a crackhead - I'm Not Obsessed
Brad Pitt defends his horizontal landing strip - Celebitchy
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:08pm.
*reads comments*
It's too early for loons.
Not really, you're here! LOONY!!!!
M.E. on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:09pm
But I bet you don't need that V8 drink now.
♥♥♥♥♥♥'a and glitter rainbows to you today.
It's butt ass cold where I am, windy and MISERABLE!
I HATE WINTER!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:43pm.
I've never smoked crack but i would lick Meryl Streeps smoking asscrack, absolutamundosaurus! * -------------------------
Nothing like chocolate covered asscrack almonds first thing in the morning!
Mmmmmmm, almonds, mmmmmmmm, chocolate, mmmmmmm Meryls crack.....too many yummos!
@Clarisse:
Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
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Hey Clarisse, we watched some Xmas somg countdown this weekend, I believe the one you linked to was the #1 all time, which is fitting. I also like Nat King Cole's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_W7p35SzuI
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Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you."
Submitted by BangoSkank on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:06pm.
"I don't understand what's going on with her strange cleavage, but her face is beautiful. Who is she again?"
She plays a supporting role on the fantastic Madmen, and a smaller recurring role on Life, two great shows....
THANK YOU!!!!!! Now i know why i love that girl (apart from her breasts)! Mad Men, whatta great show!
Let me clarify, Brangaloonie comments.
Not you horz.
*reads comments*
It's too early for loons.
"I don't understand what's going on with her strange cleavage, but her face is beautiful. Who is she again?"
She plays a supporting role on the fantastic Madmen, and a smaller recurring role on Life, two great shows....
-"Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:52pm."
Oohh, thanks Ricki. So thanks to the internet and YouTube I'm sure plenty of people will finally get to see those "sellout" actors doing commercials for stuff. By the way, that japanese commercial is odd.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
LCT!
What's a little tongue between friends!?!? It's christmas!!
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Hey, did anyone ever notice that Ralphie's mom on A Christmas Story is the same woman that played Hanrahan's wife in Slap Shot?
"She's a lesbian, a lesbian!"
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Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you."
Here, fresh from Crazy Land, your sanity check comment, from *drum roll* Cliniqua aka Loonatic:
CLINIQUA @ 12/15/2008 at 11:15 am
Awwww, poor wuttle katrina 2….attacking two inspiring philanthropists and inferring they are fake when they give away millions, tirelessly work for the UN, educate poor children and save lives — yet she can’t take getting called on being Team Ugly Hateful Hag. Get used to it you evil cold sore.
-Sooooo much LOOOOOOOVE!!!!!
So kind, inspirational and just plain sweet....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Calling an ex "sloppy seconds" publicly is beyond inappropriate and rude. What a douche!
"Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:25pm.
I don't get why american actors and actresses don't do commercials in the US but are OK to accept a commercial deal abroad. Can someone explain that to me?."
A lot of movie stars in America don't do tons of endorsement deals because the Hollywood community kinda looks down on it. Serious directors are not going to want to hire actors for their Oscar-winning dramas if they are on TV 24/7 shilling shaving cream, shampoo, McDonald's etc. Obviously there are some exceptions, but that's why many don't. If they do phone or beer commercials in Japan, however, few here even know about it and they don't look like such a sell-out.
(This doesn't really apply to music stars or sports stars, just movie stars. I guess no one cares if their favorite musical artists and sports heros sell out for Nintendo Wii or whatever.)
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:47pm.
Carrottop!
You sexy thang!! HIGH FIVES BABEH!
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU sexay thaaaaaaang! C'mere and let's have a hetero smooch under the mistletoe!
(Re Brad Pitt) That's a typical Japanese ad: they rarely address the merits of whatever they're selling and rely on a cute, evocative image instead. The French soundtrack is also typical: it makes the product seem exotic and thus desirable (few people in Japan speak French; when they do, it's awful). The Japanese at the end just says you can get the muffled bear as a present to hang on the cell.
Carrottop!
You sexy thang!! HIGH FIVES BABEH!
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
That's really ridiculous. As much as I have to roll my eyes at all the insane Meryl-worship that goes on these days (the woman could take a dump on-screen and everyone would scream and laud it as "brave" and "transcendent")...she was quite beautiful when she was younger (and is now, for an aged, older version of herself). At the very least, she certainly wasn't ugly.
Haha, so sorry Sean Avery. Douche. I doubt anyone wants the Dallas Stars' "sloppy seconds." May you rot in the gutter, ho.
Christina Hendricks looks like a juicy red cherry that I just want to bite into...
LOOK!!! ONLY 4 MORE DAYS TO GO-
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:43pm.
I've never smoked crack but i would lick Meryl Streeps smoking asscrack, absolutamundosaurus! * -------------------------
Nothing like chocolate covered asscrack almonds first thing in the morning!
Rocco is SO CUTE! OMG! She should PAY those guys for their genes. Yeesh! What did she do, have a family pap shot party?
"Maybe this togetherness will inspire Madge's BFF Gwyneth Paltrow to continue working on patching up the holes in her shaky marriage. Gwynnie, we all know how much you admire your buddy's style, but if she jumped off a cliff wearing gun shoes, would you follow her?"
For reals.
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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:32pm.
Mery Streep, ugly?
Um, someone must have been smoking some serious crack, because she is definitely not ugly.
i think you've smoked all the crack in the universe to think she's pretty...
I've never smoked crack but i would lick Meryl Streeps smoking asscrack, absolutamundosaurus! * slurp* Shes purty y'all! Trust me, i'm an expert on womens beauty. *BEEEEEEELLLCCHHH*
Also- FIIIIIIIIIRRRRSSSSTTTTTTTTT!!
What does she put in those tatas? Congealed roast gravy?
Breakdown!
You up in this bitch?
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:32pm.
Mery Streep, ugly?
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I think they meant too smart lookin'.
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I don't understand what's going on with her strange cleavage, but her face is beautiful. Who is she again?
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:28pm.
Shenae Grimes is just another flash-in-the-pan TV actress that will likely end up in rehab within the year. So pathetic and soooo predictable.
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yep!
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I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then
Gonna keep on tryin
Till I reach the highest ground
- Stevie Wonder
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:32pm.
Mery Streep, ugly?
Um, someone must have been smoking some serious crack, because she is definitely not ugly.
i think you've smoked all the crack in the universe to think she's pretty...
Firstly, Brad Pitt is a whore.
Secondly, why is that Japanese commercial in French? Altho, the song's got nothing to do about anything really....
Thirdly, did we see these in pap shots and think they were real? Do I remember that old lady and everybody calling her a Hot Slut...?
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Shenae's friend is too dumb to button her flannel shirt correctly. Or maybe she's just a rebel--a devil-may-care rule-breaker.
She's hot.
That is all.
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She has a pretty face but she needs a bit of help in the bra-fitting department. That bra looks about 5 sizes too small for her, boobies really aren't supposed to come up above your armpit. Whoever you are, please see me after class, I'll happily run you through the basics.
Mery Streep, ugly?
Um, someone must have been smoking some serious crack, because she is definitely not ugly.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Me thinks that little twat from 90210 is into meth, not coke.
Shenae Grimes is just another flash-in-the-pan TV actress that will likely end up in rehab within the year. So pathetic and soooo predictable.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Looks like she has a bald vulva sticking out from her right shoulder strap.
Just sayin'.
And good on that douchebag Avery getting canned!
I don't get why american actors and actresses don't do commercials in the US but are OK to accept a commercial deal abroad. Can someone explain that to me?.
Brad claims someone is copying HIM?. Hark who's talking. The human chameleon who likes to be the clone of the chick he's with at the moment.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
If Guy and Madonna are still at war in their divorce, it shows how little you can trust a lot of entertainment reports and PR. We've heard everything from it's all been settled amicably, to Guy's walking away with nothing, to Guy's getting $60m. Unless Guy utterly collapsed, it would be unlike my impression of Madonna for her to settle things amicably.
Christina Hendricks, I'm jealous lady of your hypnotic chichis. Sean is a mega douche dumbass. Brad Pitt, Fuck you I'm done with your shit now. Madonna I hope baby Jebus brings you a soul for x-mas.
I just imdb'd her fiance...he's fug.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I think they were just looking for an excuse to fire Sean Avery. And as luck would have it, he delivered.
That stunning woman is engaged to Flipper Boy??
Christina, honey, really??
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
1. brad pitt should die
2. vadge? please never tour again bitch, and see above
3. meryl? don't give a fuck
4. rest? see 3.
LOL she's engaged the guy tripping out in the back of the car in SuperTroopers. No way he knows what to do with those tits. I wonder how big her aereolas are
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I would hazard a guess that a lot of people are engaged with Christina Hendricks' chichi balls.
She is beautiful. WOW.
Shanae Grimes is definitely a cokehead...and a snotty bitch who'd better watch her step.
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I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then
Gonna keep on tryin
Till I reach the highest ground
- Stevie Wonder