Monday, December 15th 2008

Morning Wood

Christina Hendricks and her wondrous chichi balls are engaged - E! Online

What is going on here? Brad Pitt's Japanese cell phone commercial is confusing - Popoholic

Guy Ritchie better stock up the booze cabinet, because it's going to be a painful Christmas - Socialite Life

Meryl Streep says she was too fugly to be romanced by King Kong - SOW

I don't know a dog desperate enough to chomp on Elton John's shriveled sausage - Holy Moly!

Douche extraordinaire Sean Avery got fired for his sloppy seconds comment - ICYDK

Shenae Grimes might be a crackhead - I'm Not Obsessed

Brad Pitt defends his horizontal landing strip - Celebitchy

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jho.memfrica's picture
Submitted by jho.memfrica on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 5:01pm.

She's engaged to the back seat shroom eater from Super Troopers... craaaazy.

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/fox...

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"Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

ravana777's picture
Submitted by ravana777 on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 4:41pm.

I would sooo attack those amazing breasts! Yowza!

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:55pm.

oh and Corinne's bolt on tits were SCARING ME!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:53pm.

mentirosos : he's from Maine, they don't really get emotional up there, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:52pm.

Drama: Randy's mowhalk (sp?) that dude has serious problems and I could easily believe he's a serial killer

What about Susie going "Expect the Unexpected" I was shouting at the tv, "That's Big Brother, you MORON!" LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

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Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:52pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:46pm.

Dramz: I can't believe Susie got votes AT ALL and Sug got none but it seems they all HAAATED her. Corrinne was disgusting, she made comments about Sugar's father dying and if it was even true.
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AGREED! And the dude who won didnt even seem happy! When he got the extra 100,000 for being a fan favorite be barely fluttered an eyelash. Susie was just a waste and sugar was more annoying than than Rachel R voice could ever dare to be. They ALL sucked, the black girl seemed retarded, the asian was a dorkus morlurkus and UGHHHH....

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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:48pm.

Snow: Yeah, I heard about that. That bitch should've been gone long ago. I think Bob deserved it, but I think Sugar would have too. I can't believe Matty didn't vote for her after she saved him!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:48pm.

Submitted by snowpiece♥ on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:44pm.
mentirosos not sure, I got my info from a third party, all I know is I miss her! :(

I do too!!! let's all pitch in and buy her an iphone for X-mas!

chefcammi's picture
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:47pm.

reset ip??
1. Opening the Windows Command Prompt located in Start -> Accessories 2. Typing in "ipconfig /release" (without the quotes) 3. After releasing the IP, typing in "ipconfig /renew" (without the quotes)

???

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snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:46pm.

Dramz: I can't believe Susie got votes AT ALL and Sug got none but it seems they all HAAATED her. Corrinne was disgusting, she made comments about Sugar's father dying and if it was even true.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:44pm.

mentirosos not sure, I got my info from a third party, all I know is I miss her! :(
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

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Submitted by Its SP bitch on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:44pm.

I thought LOLO said her IP matched up to those people that were starting problems and thats why he banned her.

dramaqueen365247's picture
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:44pm.

Snow: I didn't even know about it 'til this AM. As soon as Susie won immunity, I turned off the TV in disgust. From what I hear Corinne & Randy's delightful personalities infected the jury. I can't believe nobody voted for Sugar!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

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Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:42pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:40pm.

okie can't get on dlisted at work any more
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Was her IP blocked too or is gonna get fired for comming on here.....

0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0
Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:42pm.

drama: no I wanted her of Bob so I was ok with it! what about you?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

chefcammi's picture
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:41pm.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:29pm

but wasnt that a technicality? she came back- did she go back in the forum or something? i thought it was all settled?

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dramaqueen365247's picture
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:41pm.

Snowy: I like the avvie. Were you disappointed w/ the outcome?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Sandbitch's picture
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:40pm.

MK should nuke the forum. Waste of gig.

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:40pm.

okie can't get on dlisted at work any more
I thought Lo's problem was resolved too but maybe not or maybe she just doesn't love us no more ;(
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Sandbitch's picture
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:38pm.

I asked about Lolo a coupla days back and was told it was an IP problem, was fixed, WTF?? Still no LOLO!

mentirosos's picture
Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:30pm.

WHAT HAPPENED TO OKIE?????

0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0
Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:29pm.

@ chefcammi
worse...been banned. For sticking up for all the resident whores and bints when the forum nerds jumped into our ship...

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08

Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol

chefcammi's picture
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:25pm.

what happened to LoLo now?

i cant keep up! Is she in or is she out?

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:10pm.

Ah, Joan Holloway. Her lips are like a blob of straberry jam in milk!

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Now THAT is a tree!

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:25pm.

BOOOOOOOOOhoohoohoohoohoo!

*runs from room*

♥ ThreadKilla!
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KD's picture
Submitted by KD on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:24pm.

I miss them too! *balls eyes out*

PITEH PARTAY!

Migraine Sally's picture
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:22pm.

LoLo were robbed...

☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:22pm.

yes, I miss Lo too and okie. I miss their special brand of crazeeeeee!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

DebFrmHell's picture
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:19pm.

I FUCKING MISS LOLO!

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08

Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:15pm.

LOL "Soon you'll be tasting sperm"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:14pm.

PS@Clarisse: Super awesome clip. Thanks!:)

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angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:11pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:08pm.

angel_i!
Haa Haa! Edited for explicit content.
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What? You were only talking about my face:)

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:10pm.

Bowie and Bing
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Fuck I remember seeing that brand new on the Bing Crosby Christmas special.
I must be ancient.

Clarisse's picture
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:08pm.

angel_i!
Haa Haa! Edited for explicit content.

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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c

The Real Mimi's picture
Submitted by The Real Mimi on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:08pm.

Don't feel too bad for Guy Ritchie---He's getting $75 million from Madonna!

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:05pm.

Hey, Clarisse!

Did you regift your post to Jeffro???

For shame!;p

I was tryna make my comeback funny:)

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Clarisse's picture
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:02pm.

Jeffro!
Oh that's funny! MERRY CHRISTMAS indeed! Talk to the judge!

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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c

Hockey fan's picture
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:02pm.

Who is Christina Hendricks? And why is her chichi fat annoying me so?

GET A BRA THAT FITS!

Green Is Good's picture
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:47pm.

Damn, I feel sorry for Guy Ritchie. Can you imagine having to spend X-Mas with a Grade-A cunt like Vadge?

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:39pm.

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:36pm.

holy shit is this funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etDhW2GZzqw
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LOL!

Klassy.

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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:36pm.

holy shit is this funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etDhW2GZzqw

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Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you."

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:33pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:28pm.

Carrottop!
Minty freshie!!! Let us kiss, with tongue!
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Damn Clarissalina.. that was heterohot.

Submitted by NYone on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:32pm.

Poor Guy ..I just saw a pic of him all happy riding around Londontown on a little bicycle..haha

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:32pm.

OMG, Clarisse - you're such a slut! *dramatic eyeroll*

PS. Thanks@Sheeps:)

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Clarisse's picture
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:28pm.

Carrottop!
Minty freshie!!! Let us kiss, with tongue!

Jeffro,
Hm. I prefer the Bowie/Bing. While Frank is one of the greats, i think Dean Martin was better.

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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c

Sugaroo's picture
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:21pm.

Boy, has Christine come a long way from playing an agoraphobic lezbeen on Without A Trace! Zounds!

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:19pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:14pm.
Jeffro,
I remember when i heard that they were doing a song together and thought WFT? I mean, i love them both, just a really odd pairing. BUT...It is magic!
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I was wrong...Bowie and Bing were # 3...NCC was 2, and Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra were #1.

All great renditions.

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Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you."

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:18pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:02pm.

LCT!
What's a little tongue between friends!?!? It's christmas!!
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Hey, I just ate a bit of white chocolate with crumbled up candy canes on it. How's my breaf? Meeeelly Clissmuss!

Clarisse's picture
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:18pm.

Jeffro,
I remember when i heard that they were doing a song together and thought WFT? I mean, i love them both, just a really odd pairing. BUT...It is magic!

I'm listening to NKC's "The Christmas Song" right now!

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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c

M.E.'s picture
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:16pm.

Bradi - gimme the V8 with a shot of vodka and your on!

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