Don't Eff With Sharon
Sharon Osbourne is the headmistress of Rock of Love: Charm School and she had to teach the skanks how to be classy ladies. Well, I guess all that shit flew out of the window on Saturday night, because Sharon allegedly tried to rip out Megan Hauserman's bleached weave for talking shit about Ozzy. One of the rules of Charm School must be: Thou shall get a beat down if you talk trash about my husband.
It all went down at the taping of the Charm School reunion show on Saturday night. According to TMZ, Megan told Sharon that she was only famous for managing a brain dead rock star named Ozzy Osbourne. The truth does burn. Megan's little comment must have lit the fire in Sharon's asshole, because she bounced off her seat and went after her. Sharon grabbed at Megan's back alley weave, pulling at it and scratching at her until security came in to pull the two beavers apart.
Megan went to the hospital yesterday and filed a police report. The LAPD hasn't filed charges, but said that Sharon is a suspect in a minor battery.
A reunion show on Vh1 isn't complete until a crazy lady goes after a dumb, useless skank. Sharon really should have tried to pull Megan's face a part instead, because that shit needs it. Then she could have sent Megan an invoice for fixing her dough face. Seriously, Megan pays so much attention to those Tupperware titties when she really should be working on that mug! She has the face of a little chubby boy on a day-shift stripper's body.
And after Sharon was done with Megan, she should've went after that cunt Lacey with a hot razor.
Wait. And what about Megan's mentally challenged chihuahua Lily?! I hope she didn't get hurt during the pussy fight. Yeah, she probably held Megan down for Sharon.
ShareThis
I met Sharon once. She is a cool lady. SHe was at a club in NYC in the VIP section. We hung out for while.
Sharon friggin' rocks! I'd love to see more of her. If she has to slap a bitch, so be it.
SHARON HAZ A DICK... OZZY RULES.... THAT IS ALL FOOLS
Rock on, Sharon! Don't be talkin' about my man, bitch!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I'm sorry, but what does Megan think she's famous for? Banging a hasbeen rockstar and then getting dumped.
Love love love Sharon!
She needs a "what's what" school - she is good at telling bitches what's what. Fuck a bunch of charm school.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Sharon should slap this twat silly. She has done more with her life than this skank ever will. No one will know the skank's name tomorrow- fuck, I don;t even know it now, and I just read it.
***********************************************
I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then
Gonna keep on tryin
Till I reach the highest ground
- Stevie Wonder
A brain-dead rock star who is the voice of heavy metal, a member of rock royalty that made billions. Yah…Sharon's a big dummy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Sharon rox! She should've popped that skank's fake tittays.
********
Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
megans hot!! including her face
+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Ugh Ive been here all night but Im not gonna go to sleep. 00 my eyeballs.Megan is a b*tch. For realz. WOOT!
I don't think it was a publicity stunt.Sharon is one tough bitch,even males are scared of her.I hope she doesn't get charged but I am sure she will.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Geeze. I wish I still had VH1 so I could watch this stuff. Actually I'd probably not watch it anyway haha but uh Sharon's cleavage looks weird to me.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
I just may have to watch this.
I SEE SOMETHING NEW ON DLISTED!!!! Schweet!
For some reason I cant believe things that happen on these reality shows because theyve all been shown to kind of fudge reality a bit.
Staged? Hhhmmmm... me thinks maybe?
LOOK!!! ONLY 4 MORE DAYS TO GO-
Vote for my WORST Fashion Moment EVERYDAY @ http://www.pronto.com/87060-WM?successMsg=true
Klassy. Yeah, both of them.