Don't Eff With Sharon
Sharon Osbourne is the headmistress of Rock of Love: Charm School and she had to teach the skanks how to be classy ladies. Well, I guess all that shit flew out of the window on Saturday night, because Sharon allegedly tried to rip out Megan Hauserman's bleached weave for talking shit about Ozzy. One of the rules of Charm School must be: Thou shall get a beat down if you talk trash about my husband.
It all went down at the taping of the Charm School reunion show on Saturday night. According to TMZ, Megan told Sharon that she was only famous for managing a brain dead rock star named Ozzy Osbourne. The truth does burn. Megan's little comment must have lit the fire in Sharon's asshole, because she bounced off her seat and went after her. Sharon grabbed at Megan's back alley weave, pulling at it and scratching at her until security came in to pull the two beavers apart.
Megan went to the hospital yesterday and filed a police report. The LAPD hasn't filed charges, but said that Sharon is a suspect in a minor battery.
A reunion show on Vh1 isn't complete until a crazy lady goes after a dumb, useless skank. Sharon really should have tried to pull Megan's face a part instead, because that shit needs it. Then she could have sent Megan an invoice for fixing her dough face. Seriously, Megan pays so much attention to those Tupperware titties when she really should be working on that mug! She has the face of a little chubby boy on a day-shift stripper's body.
And after Sharon was done with Megan, she should've went after that cunt Lacey with a hot razor.
Wait. And what about Megan's mentally challenged chihuahua Lily?! I hope she didn't get hurt during the pussy fight. Yeah, she probably held Megan down for Sharon.
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Megan is totally out of control. I mean BAD. She deserves a beat down so fuckin bad it isnt even funny. She is almost as bad as fuckin Kanye West. Sharon Osborne is fucking brilliant. If she used her husband to make them more wealthy or not, or make the empire bigger, whatever, it fuckin worked and she is an amazing business person. I agree with the comment someone made earlier about how these ignorant sluts should be begging for her to manage them! I hope she beat the FUCK out of Megan! GOOD FOR HER!
And she totally has a fat boy face!
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Uhm, well..Sharon is a major suspect in a major battery case against her face!
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omg I can't wait to see this! I hope Sharon wiped that "I smell a fart" look off Megan's face!!
There was a video on Yahoo this morning about this, but can't find it now. Darn.
I still dont get it! I dont want to date Ken! Hes a plasticy closeted homo doll!
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Submitted by missy on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 4:21pm.
What is with all these chicks who get fake tits and fake blond and fake weaves all to end up looking like generic versions of the same thing.
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for the love of ficking gawd, SOMEONE explain this!! I dont get it either!!!
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Perhaps it has something to do with our f'd up society telling us that that's what we should all look like if we want to land a man.
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 4:21pm.
What is with all these chicks who get fake tits and fake blond and fake weaves all to end up looking like generic versions of the same thing.
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for the love of ficking gawd, SOMEONE explain this!! I dont get it either!!!
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Submitted by GrisslyGlamour on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:58pm.
wow you all are just jealous because Megan is beautiful and has a perfect body. Sharon and Ozzy have the ugliest and most disgusting family ever, they´re just nasty so I guess they would also want to take their dissapointment out on someone classy and nice like Megan
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First off, bite your tongue. NO ONE IS JEALOUS OF MEGAN! Please. Have you watched Rock of Love and Charm School? Megan is a skank. A conniving, manipulative, lazy, fake tit, no personality having bitch! Jealous, I think not.
Sharon is a smart fucking woman. She did make Ozzy what he is. But he had some talent to begin with while he was with Sabbath - so it was just a matter of marketing him. She has the balls, the drive, and the guts to shape her OWN life. She's not like a Megan who sits around talking about wanting to be a trophy wife because she's too stupid to contribute anything else in life. She has the personality of a wet mop and is as dumb as a box of rocks! She's waiting to stumble upon a millionaire that's willing to take care of her and her botox and cosmetic surgery habit for life. Atleast Ozzy and Sharon earned their wealth as a team! Unlike an unmotivated cock tease who is waiting for it to be handed to her on a silver platter!
Video?!!!
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5
I don't watch this show at all, but I had to add my two cents. I'm looking at the picture of Megan and I don't think she has a fat face or a double chin. I think she is very pretty. Her boobs may be fake, but they look better than Sharon's (and mine), so overall, I think she is a pretty package. As far as what Megan said, it WAS true. And Sharon has shown her true colors many times before (the party Albino Squirrel spoke of), so I'd have to side with Megan on this one.
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What is with all these chicks who get fake tits and fake blond and fake weaves all to end up looking like generic versions of the same thing. They are all interchangeable. Fake twats.
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GrisslyGlamour.... Is that you, Brandi C.? And its kind of sad that I noticed this, but the line "She has the face of a little chubby boy on a day-shift stripper's body." was used word for word in the TMZ comment section on this crap. Thought I had dejavu for a second there!!
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Submitted by GrisslyGlamour on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:58pm.
Ozzy's turds have contributed more to this world than this plastic barbie bitch could ever dream of.
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wow you all are just jealous because Megan is beautiful and has a perfect body. Sharon and Ozzy have the ugliest and most disgusting family ever, they´re just nasty so I guess they would also want to take their dissapointment out on someone classy and nice like Megan....
So much for the host being a classy lady as well.
Although that was sort of f-ckd up to bring up her husband.
Megan has the worst case of WONK-ITIS ive seen in awhile...whenever we watch the show and shes drunk which is LOT, her wonky eye goes NUTS!! her left eye is like 3 times bigger than her other one! HOW IS THIS UGLY BITCH STILL GETTING ATTENTION? PUNCH HER IN HER "SPECIAL" FACE SHARON!!!
Albino Squirrel, I remember hearing about that party.
The only problem with this being staged... how would they sell Megan on this idea? She's going to come off badly for using Sharon's husband to try to cut her down. So, I can see how the publicity could benefit Sharon, but I can't see how it would benefit Megan. People will very quickly forget which VH1 skank Sharon beat down.
Although... if the goal is just to get me to watch the reunion... Charm Achieved! (as Joel McHale would say)
Sharon Osbourne is a piece of trash.
She threw a NYE party a few years ago and set up this "raffle" for some jewelry which was supposed to be rigged for one of her friends to win. Something went wrong and one of my girlfriends won a necklace. After that happened, Sharon, as well as the rest of her filthy family, demanded the necklace be returned and went to the media calling my firend a theif and a liar. Sharon proceeded to threaten and harrass my friend, lunged at her over a table at a restaurant, spit on her, physically attacked her, etc. My friend finally filed charges against her and donated the necklace to a charity, but this was an ugly, ugly year of wretched abuse by Sharon.
I hope they throw her ass in jail, she is a scumbag and she deserves it.
While what Megan said is technically correct, it's really difficult to take it seriously coming from a vile wench who has a fat person's head stuck on a thin person's body. Remind me again how anyone who tried to get on Bret Michaels has any credibility?
Then again, Sharon was beyond obnoxious with her little "I'M the motherfuckin' celebrity!!!" tirade the episode she sent Brandi C packing. Actually, Sharon, you ARE famous because of Ozzy and the reality show HE secured. You are 'famous' for your husband, your grating voice, your damn dog, and your propensity for showing up as a host or judge at B-list gigs. Get over yourself, ho.
I hope they show this shit on the reunion show.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
megan cant say shit about nobody wit her cunt filled face to mcuh botox stank
and i cant stand lacey either that ho is the devil
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GOOD FOR SHARON!! Megan is a slutty dumb bitch and should be glad she was even given the opportunity to appear on reality crap tv. I would've slapped the shit out of her for just breathing, let alone making fun of my husband!
Megan is a gold digging whore and she's not afraid to say it! Real class.
Sharon Osbourne is a grade A mega bitch. Man, she even trumps Madonna for being a scary, bitter old money-obsessed memaw. She made an absolute fool of herself being a total bitch of a judge on X Factor and rightly got the chop for it. She truly is a hateful, twisted old crone and this show sounds like she's revealing even more of her true colours.
Ozzy just issued this press release,"ughgbjkldsfgjklbcjkjskljsk". Thanks Ozzy I get it.
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Lmfao. Oh man, that was great.
Ozzy just issued this press release,"ughgbjkldsfgjklbcjkjskljsk". Thanks Ozzy I get it.
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I was ARRESTED for assault for parking my car next to some fatass cunt that swerved into my lane (and almost fucking killed me) while she was on her cellphone and bitching her out. SERIOUSLY! I didn't touch this stupid fuck at all. I said my piece and drove away. Two years later, I'm driving on expired tags and I got pulled over and handcuffed because they said that they had a warrant out on me for this dumb shit. I had to get fingerprinted by some Barney Fife motherfucker and sit in jail with a crackhead that smelled like straight up nutsack. I had to show up to court twice before they told me that "they weren't going to persue this matter further" Yeah, no shit! ANyways, this doesn't have much to do with this post, but ...
"Megan's back alley weave" lol, I love it.
ding ding!!! I dunno, you know how these brits do...I bet it was real. that bitch prolly doesn't fuck around--you talk about my man/meal ticket, you gunna get a smack in the teeth! I wish I could see it!!
I don't blame Sharon...but isn't the entire point of her job to be teaching these morons how to act like a lady? Hair pulling and scratching isn't exactly charming...
Thank you for noticing! How do you have a double chin when you are that skinny!!?? She always has this look on her face like she smells something bad.
She has the face of a little chubby boy on a day-shift stripper's body.
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OMG, that pretty much nailed it, LMAO. her tits look terrible- all kinds of wonky, and she thinks she is such hot shit! team sharon!
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I'm with ChefCammi: staged then press-released. Sharon is the master at that.
Megan's implants look really hard.
When you consider that Ozzy is completely fried and his best music making days are behind him, Megan should have been giving Sharon props for turning that mess into a cash cow! Dumbass should have been begging Sharon to manage her. The woman does know how to make something out of nothing.
If only Sharon had beat all those hos down, it would have been a fitting end. Each and every one deserves a major ass whuppin'.
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I love Sharon Osbourne and she should have beat that skank's ass.
So what if her man suffers from a slight touch of 'tardation?
She built that empire and only she is allowed to sully it with venomous words!
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She IS the genius behind everything they have. Ozzy was kicked out of Black Sabbath, fired by the label and was being fired by his manager (her father)..... when she came into his life. Sharon CREATED the Ozzy empire. That is no small feat considering she was dealing with a musician who was battling a hell of a lot of demons over the years.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
They should let Mrs. Osbourne loose all through Hollywood. Imagine all the ignorant hos she could beat down. Start with Wonk-eyed Hilton and work her way up.
She almost pulled out Megan's weave?
How charmant.
If Ms. Osbourne would like to teach "Charm School & How Multiple Plastic Surgeries Give You Class & Charm", sure, this sounds about on par with inferred curriculum, however, she is famous for being married to Ozzy fuckin' Osbourne.
Crazy Train.
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I missed the last show, who won, BTW?
That blonde bitch has a major refund GAP. You could drive a snowmobile through that.
The truth does hurt. Sharon is a cunt with a fucked up family. I don't understand how you can let Sharon beat your ass.
I love Sharon and everything, but who thought that she was the right person to be teaching charm school, WTF??? Does anyone remember The Osbournes on VH1? She has the foulest mouth I've ever heard!! I love how she cusses bitches out in that proper British voice, so funny. I'm dying to see that beatdown, I guess I'll have to watch the reunion show now, even though I never finished the show.
She was a total doll. She even gave me er number.
Where did you hear she was getting her own show??
I met her too, on Robertson. Of course I was with my doggie, so she was a doll.
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Soooo…This empty-headed whore is going to have her own "reality show" titled "Trophy Wife." I guess she is suppose to be the trophy…
Yeah…you are much better than a woman who helped create and manages a rock empire.
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I love Sharon and Ozzy. She is one scary woman...I wouldn't eff with Sharon.
Skanky hos need to remember this.