Dogs In Christmas Costumes
This shit right here really needs no explanation. It's Monday morning, so your face probably looks exactly like the face on some of these dog friends. This is what "I HATE LIFE" face looks like. My dog pretty much makes the same face whenever I put some sort of costume on his ass for my own entertainment. And then I quickly take it off, because I get scared that he's going to bite off my face while I sleep as punishment for humiliating him. But if the costume is satiny, he doesn't mind it so much. Actually, he kind of likes it. The silkiness against his nalgas must make him feel like a real hot bitch.
Notice the pooch in the 5th thumbnail below. He's wearing satiny shit and it's making him smile! Anyway, here's a bunch of dogs in Christmas outfits at Animal Fair Magazine's Toys for Dogs party in NYC the other night.
I also threw in a few pictures of two mangy alley dogs sitting with Santa in L.A. on Saturday. I did this as a warning to any of you who may come in close contact with them. Don't touch them! These two flea bags obviously have rabies. Where is the dog catcher when you need him?
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While I think it is OK for owners to put clothes on their dogs, after all they must get cold too, I don't think it is humane to parade them in front of cameras like this purely so the owners can get some more publicity
Hooray! Puppies. Puppies. The world for puppies in costumes.
Oh noes!
Please...
PLEASE...
NOT THE TOES
All the pups look so cute but they probably think their owners are complete losers to dress them in clothes.Heidi has nasty feet and should keep them covered,Santa probably hurled!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Those toes are the making of a horrible horrible night of no sleep and cold shivers...
Ha ha.. the first thing I noticed were her scary hideous toes... and apparently everyone else did too...
Thumbnail #7 makes me giggle. He may be really sad, but I think he looks wasted stoned.
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MK you need to post about Heidi's SCARY toes, they are seriously long and messed up! She should NEVER wear sandals because bitch has FUGLY ass long toes! EWWW!
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I always feel bad for the little dogs who get dressed up in these awful get ups, unless it's a little sweater thingie they seriously look like they hate life and want to bite your face off for making them where this shit. That's right MK, watch out for your doggie, if you dress him up like this he probably WILL hurt you!
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The pup in the 4th thumbnail is the saddest one. He looks like he's about to cry!
HaHa!!
Santa would be well-advised to be careful because Spencer is going to try to hump his leg.
More dogs in costumes... par exellance!
don't be put off by the title - no dogs were raped, it's just a joke title.
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
That's fucking ridiculous, honestly. Poor dogs.
Oh, my!. Heidi's toes are sticking at odd angles. Hahahaha!.
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I think it's ok to dress up your dog if it likes to get dressed up. I haven't had a dog like that, sadly :( cuz, yes, bitches - I've tried. It's fun! Well, I always THINK it's gonna be fun. Mebbe little dogs like it? I'm sure there's a dog out there that's JUST like Paris Hilton - betcha any money;p
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How NASTY are Heidi's toes?! If I were her I would never let them see the light of day!! ughh GROSS!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:37am.
Yorkies live forever and they are tough little dogs. TEAM YORKIE
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i had a silky yorkie terrier. clines liliput of monte carlo. no shit that was her name. retired show dog. i adopted her after the breeders were 'done' with her. cute little shit.
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I couldn't control my stifled office laugh with this one! Michael K, you complete me.
Thank G'd my dogs will cuttabeesh if you try to dress them in anyway. Even Angus, the sweeter one tore off the little sweater i got him last winter. He gave me the "what kind of fuckery is this?" look. Weenie dogs bite their minds, they don't speak them...
And why the fuck did MK have to go and kill a perfect thread with those damn pests? somebody call Termix on their asses or the Stanley Steemer people...
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
i cannot handle dogs that are smaller than cats...i just can't...
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omg, waht a lovely dog,, i d like to share these pics with my friends at ========sugarbabymeet.com=============
Now that you mention it, Spencer DOES have that 'afterglow' on Santa's lap.
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:27am.
so I"m at the post office on Saturday, and when I get in my car, I notice something moving in the car next to me. I look over to see what kind of dog it was, and to be secretly pissed that the owner left the dog in the car, when I noticed it was a cat. In a full fucking outfit. That crazy bitch not only drove around with her cat, but she had the poor thing in a turtleneck and fucking cordory (sp?) pants. That poor cat looked like he wanted to die.
Um that was probably me. Check my earlier posts.
Yorkies live forever and they are tough little dogs. TEAM YORKIE
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KD,
Looks like a Powderpuff Chinese Crested.
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Where are their fake-wedding rings?
what kind of dog is that in the 1st thumbnail? It looks like a wookie!
heidi's toes look totally creepy in the picture with her feet. it looks like she only has 4 toes...
yepyepyep- yep, you are right about that.
so I"m at the post office on Saturday, and when I get in my car, I notice something moving in the car next to me. I look over to see what kind of dog it was, and to be secretly pissed that the owner left the dog in the car, when I noticed it was a cat. In a full fucking outfit. That crazy bitch not only drove around with her cat, but she had the poor thing in a turtleneck and fucking cordory (sp?) pants. That poor cat looked like he wanted to die.
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Is Kim Zolciak (sp?) Heidi's older sister? I bet Heidi will look like her in 5 yrs.
KD
those are those "designer" dogs they have a lot of genetically malformations I don't know why would anyone want a 2 lb dog? they cant go anywhere they cant play with anything, and they have to be babied
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Seriously, Heidi's feet make Paris look like she's got delicate little tootsies.
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ISMU- you are kind of right about the tiny dogs thing. The little teacup poodles that are basically "made" for people's enjoyment rarely live over 3-4 years. They are so small and fragile, just bringing them into the world is inhumane.
Man-made dogs are an affront to nature.
Natural breeds taken and mutated for man's amusement.
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Little dogs are yippy and tres annoying. I would rather have a rat for a pet than a little yippy mean dog. My cats would not deal with that sh*t.
I can't even get mine to keep a bandana on him! He rolls on his back and wrestles with it to get it off. He doesn't need to wear clothes, though. He is a golden retriever and they have lots of fur.
And, more importantly...Speidi needs to be shot at point-blank range and strunge up on the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree. I'm sure that sight would warm the hearts of the millions flocking there for holiday cheer. I can't stand those goddam whore.
Maybe I will skin Heidi for a Hills costume for my baby next Halloween...
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Um... no. If it's small enough to fit in a blender, that's where it belongs. Not in a couture twinset.
I'm totally kidding about the blender thing. Kind of.
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I bet Spencer blew a load all over Santa's lap...it's the most attention he's received in the last hour.
Can someone throw these 2 in a shark tank already.
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what have I done to deserve this? and on a Monday morn. Oh Lord. I cant take it.
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I don't have one, but I am getting one this Sunday.
Yes, I will put him in sweaters when I take them out. Chihuahuas are not outdoor dogs when it's that cold out, they can't take it. And NYC winters are cold!
If people think he looks stupid, fine. I have seen many stupid costumes. I just get annoyed by all the people screaming "animal abuse," like last time.
And yeah, there's a different between a sweater and say, a bumblebee costume...but probably not to the dog. If the owner thinks it looks cute, who cares? Volunteer at ASPCA if you're so concerned about animals instead of just making fun of them on the street.
This is cute but my kitty won't stand for this nonsense.
but I do not have any costumes for them I dont have the money or the patience to make them wear costumes
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Cheezus god darn KEY-RIST!! I am sick to back teeth of Heidi and Spencer!!
Why in Hell are they semi-famous again?! GAH!!
Submitted by Otter Pop on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:58am.
Pterodactyls should never, ever wear open toed shoes. It's much too early for this fuckery!
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Holy knarled toes, batman! They are so freaking long! She should become one of those people that paints with their feet. Looks like she has the dexterity for it.
OMG the YORKIE!♥♥♥ and I agree with my arch enemy RL~ little dogs need their coats and sweaters in the cold, but they are also SO DAMN CUTE!
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Ooooh, wook at the Christmas fwends.
oooooh, wook at the Christmas Ruiner fwends....
Heidi and Spencer need leashes and milk bones shoved up their asses.
So off topic, I was watching Animal Planets top 10 animal moments of 2008, #1 was the Christian the Lion story, and I wept through the whole damn show.
Stoopid Animal Planet.
*sniffs*
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I must be loony because I dress my dogs, in winter in coats and sweaters because they are so short they get cold, yep im inhumane too, I would make them wear booties when it snows too because they lift their paws in pain when I walk them and I have to clean the snow of their frozen little paws
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
ricki lake do you dress up your dog hon?