BABIES! BABIES! BABIES!
It feels like every time I blink, a human baby enters the world to eat my food, drink my water and breathe my oxygen. I was curious about this and so I Googled it, dumb fuck. Apparently, a baby is born every half second. That means like 100 babies popped out of vaginas while I was writing those three sentences. I shouldn't have researched that shit, because now I'm hyperventilating at the thought of gazillions of BABIES crawling the streets, looting the grocery stores for mushed-up carrots and attacking chichis for titty milk. This is the future.
Anyway, Naomi Watts has given birth to the newest member of the child army. Her spokesbitch told E! News that Naomi shot out a baby boy yesterday. This is her second son with Liev Schreiber. Their first kid, Alexander Pete, is a little over a year old.
We don't know the name of their newest kid, but I'm assuming it will be something pretty normal since Liev and Naomi don't strike me as attention whores who will give their kid an effed up name so they can be "oh-so-different" and shit. I know, what kind of celebrities are they?!
Personally, I think the should name him Jet Girl in honor of Naomi Watts' role in her greatest movie of all time: Tank Girl.
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That was fast, I didn't even know she was pregnant.
Submitted by firstclasstohell on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:54am.
Oh my god I am on page 3 of your blog and you are so f'n funny!!!! specially the battery acid lol.
Ok, wake up..time for a new thread.
Where is everyone this morning?
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:00am.
Hi Sibsi!
I checked out your website and sent it to a galpal.
Thank you for restoring my faith in Diddy!! :-)
Now you can return the favor and visit my other hangout: www.crosseyedcafe.com .
Have fun at TJMaxx...and you're smart to only go there after dosing yourself with Prozac! ha!
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they're going to have lots of babies
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Hopefully, it will also be received ;)
G'night, btw! Think I am finally ready for my 2 hours of sleep tonight.
DOT!
Are you still awake?
I'm having one of those nights where a nap was sufficient to 'replenish' my energies and now I'm tired, but cannot wind down!.
Anyways, how are you, darling? I've been concerned since I learned about what's going on with you last night.
Still do not have much to offer in a matter of words of wisdom and all that jazz, but rest assured I'm thinking good thoughts for you and your family.
And no, don't think it'd be stalkerish/wrong of us to comment there.
Uh huh, she provided the link here in the first place, hee ~
What's your e-mail btw? Is there a way to find that out, provided the user allowed anybody to contact them through e-mail here?
I loved Tank Girl,it is one of my favorite movies.Lori Petty was so hot back then and Naomi Watts looked great wit black hair although I like her better as a blonde.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Sibsi,
I concur. I liker her blog too! Would it be wrong of us to stalk/er comment?
You're right - they don't seem like attention whores, I kind of like them both. Now visit my website dammit.
http://www.firstclasstohell.com
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That's a quite nice blog actually :D
wait, what? Naomi Watts was in tank girl? I was a consultant on that movie (arranged the hotel rooms for the staff) and even I didn't know that. Color me amazed at this little known fact.
You're right - they don't seem like attention whores, I kind of like them both. Now visit my website dammit.
http://www.firstclasstohell.com
LOL! That's so funny.
Shows me how good it is to assume certain things! I guess she's an only daughter 'cause she's your only girl, hah!
Congrats to them!I have 4 kids and would still have more if I could have them but I can't.I love the feeling of being pregnant it's just that the labor sucks so damn bad so I got myself fixed.My mom was one of those women who told her kids hat labor doesn't hurt.I could have killed her!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:33am.
Yeah I know! I mean I have never been pregnant so I dont know what you actually feel but come on fucking twins?! To be fair none of the women on the show had big bellies or gained a lot of weight but im sure there has to be other signs!
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K, have you seen a super pregnant woman's belly? You can see the thing moving around like it's a GD alien baby trying to bust out. How you could not feel that times 2, regardless of how little it showed? I mean, gas doesn't JAB you in your ribs.
Sibsi
LOL she has two little brothers, but spends one night with a 3 month old
And wants a sister:\
Maybe she can babysit
Evening, xxyxz!
Your daughter is totally me! Don't think I gave up on fighting being an only child until I was about 12.
Good evening Dlisters
Congrats... Blah blah blah .. My 11 year old wants me to have a daughter
No thanks
Congrats to Liev and Naomi. So sweet. Both are solid actors.
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Submitted by Its SP bitch on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 11:19pm.
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IT HAS TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN ARGENTINA OR IT BECOMES AN ASSWIPE...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
ONLY INTELLIJINT AND ASSMARTED PEEPLE HAS LIFE...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
A google life is talking to yourself all the time and acting as you are all different people. It's hard when you have no life.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:17am.
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That sounds hilarious! Do you know what time they will repeat this sh*t? I better check my tv listings.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:28am.
Yeah I know! I mean I have never been pregnant so I dont know what you actually feel but come on fucking twins?! To be fair none of the women on the show had big bellies or gained a lot of weight but im sure there has to be other signs!
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Happy Holidays
i knew I was pregnant when I missed my period. Like all other real moms
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:17am.
Im not sure what the convo is here but I read babies and well did you guys cth the "I didnt know I was pregnant show on TLC tonight? This lady was pregnant with twins! and didnt know it and she ended up having one while she was in the toilet! OMG it was werid to say the least
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How does that even happen? To pop one out while thinking it's a shit, let alone be pregnant with TWO BABIES for 9 months? Holy f'n out of tune with your own body Batman.
Im not sure what the convo is here but I read babies and well did you guys cth the "I didnt know I was pregnant show on TLC tonight? This lady was pregnant with twins! and didnt know it and she ended up having one while she was in the toilet! OMG it was werid to say the least
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Happy Holidays
Hekki, good job on bringing up Children of Men. I've been meaning to re-watch that film actually.
The scenario in that movie really is a scary one. As much as I think most children are bratty bastards, I know that without future generations, there's not much reason to continue on whatever it is mankind aspires to achieve.
On the other hand, I see that older generations only have room for contempt now. How can we expect to live a better life if we're not raising children to better this world?
Which brings me to... what the f*ck was I going to say anyway?
Ah, screw it... I'm totally with you that children, which are brought here to be loved and raised with commitment, are the most precious resource we have.
The PR child and the welfare ticket child though? I'm so sorry for them, unless their parents decide to do the right thing and give them a fair chance at a decent upbringing, because neither poverty or extreme privilege preclude a decent upbringing. It's all up to the parents to make a sacrifice and provide their children with the best possible chance they can.
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 11:54pm.
Submitted by Baked Ham on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 11:46pm.
The internet is my life.
you have a life? where can I buy one?
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Fuck a life or the internet, where can I get a Baked Ham....mmmmmmm....tasty....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I googled it. :)
Sibsi: I hear you. And I agree.
There are too many unwanted children in this world. But I just don't think that planned, wanted, cared-for and loved children are a detriment to the planet. Can't swallow that.
If there is truly overpopulation, I do believe that nature will balance things out. But we could tip toward overpopulation, we could just as easily tip the other way. When humans try to tamper with the balance, it's bad. Terrible things happening in countries where they kill off female fetuses - nature out of balance. Some places are awarding bonuses to couples having children because the birth rate has dipped too low. How about the scenario in "Children of Men"?
But while we're still here, I'm going to enjoy our little pocket of family. I'm not going to NOT have a family just because I *might* tip the balance the wrong way.
Submitted by Baked Ham on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 11:46pm.
The internet is my life.
you have a life? where can I buy one?
The internet is my life.
Hekki, you know I love you, right? I've no problem with responsible people becoming parents. What drives me up the wall, tho, is the notion that the scenario from "Idiocracy" might actually become true.
I also fear the same thing you said about mother nature evening sh*t out. Yup, it does that and will do so as we continue to grow indefinitely, whilst resources become scarcer.
Not to sound like all is doom and gloom, but looks like the planet is about ready to get rid of us, so it can stop being f*cked with.
poeple sure are fucking a lot these daze. sure wish i was.
What do you need friends for? I dont have any friends but I like it that way. More time for myself and my internetting.
I wish I had friends...
If 5 donkeys are running in the woods and one gets left at the hut in South America does that make him a Jackass? Someone just emailed me that for reals.
Submitted by jiggywiddit: "Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:14pm.
Baby names: TV was here last night and a few names came up.
Kilo."
Oooh oooh! My ex-BF had a friend named Keylo. Pronounced as you would expect. I'm pretty sure it was his real name; his brother had a weird name, too, but I forget what it was.
crazyinjapan: Holy fuck. Well, we could certainly use less of THOSE people, ha ha. But to paraphrase Jesus, "The idiots shall always be with you".
Don't worry about it, MK. Just consider -- as babies are born, crusty nasty old geezers are also popping off.
Farrah: Thanks. Yup, another mini-Hekki in the works. I feel a little bad about ruining the ozone layer, but...
Eh, I'm just grumpy tonight.
And you're right: We're all going to die anyway. Every time I start to get all crazy about scrubbing the pesticide off the fruit or wondering whether there's enough or too much fluoride in our water, I have to remind myself that we are all going to die no matter what.
Wow you guys are on here alot. Dont you ever get bored here? I need to come here more to catch up. Maybe I will start sleep posting.
@Hekki:
So do these people:
www.wallstreetfighter.com/2008/12/chuck-e-cheese-fight-club.html
I love this site. Be sure you go all the way down and click on the video.
I think Liev Schreiber is Dustin Hoffman and Harrison Ford's baby. He looks a lil' like both of them...
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:51pm.
I can formulate and escape plan????
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The proactive escape plan would be to keep It zipped up.
But clearly that's not an option.
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From the look of that pic, he's about willing to do anything short of cut it off, and that kid looks like he's scoping out new parents, *Stewie Griffin voice*..."Oh, yes how about them? They look nice.." She looks positively oblivious to the misery around her...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:42pm.
To all the people who say that people having two children are overpopulating the earth, I say fooey. I have a hard time believing that my two (almost three)
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almost three?
are we expecting a new mini Hekki?
i'm not even gonna say a thing about overpopulation, i'm sick of everything being so "oh, we're all gonna die!"
Sooo, if we ARE in fact, expecting a new mini Hekki, may i say Mazel Tov! Congratulations and may G'd fill baby Hekki with many blessings!
if i got it wrong, then i still wish the same blessings for the two Hekkilings already running around!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:36pm.
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Oh, Mr. Manson. I absolutely love reading your comments OUT LOUD! Why? Cause me loves using the word "fuck" a lot....and you aren't stingy with its usage.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:51pm.
I can formulate and escape plan????
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The proactive escape plan would be to keep It zipped up.
But clearly that's not an option.
And would a little bit of MAC kill her?
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crazyinjapan: Why yes. Yes I am.