Sunday, December 14th 2008

Dubya Dodges A Size 10 Shoe!


George Bush gave a surprise news conference in Iraq today and was greeted by the size 10 shoes of an Iraqi reporter. It's really important to know that the shoes were a size 10!

Bush dodged that shit before security came out and took the shoe thrower down. Bloomberg says that in Arab culture, throwing shoes is a sign of disrespect. Before being taken away, the shoe thrower shouted, “This is a farewell kiss, dog.”

After the shoe almost hit the Bush, the president told reporters, “I’m OK. “It doesn’t bother me. So what if he threw a shoe at me. All I can report is it is a size 10."

I'm surprised Dubya didn't catch the shoe and throw it back thinking the dude was playing a game of Hot Potato with him. You know Dubya loves a good game of Hot Potato!

Posted by: Michael K


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Eight years of ducking responsibility for his actions have served him well.

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Finally I have something positive to say about W: He's got some damn good reflexes!

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Whoa, good ducking! He's probably been practicing, knowing how many people hate him.

Damn, that Iraqi journalist is whining like a girl on the floor. Throwing shoes, whining like a girl, ooooh, scary scary man.

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Gee, after WWII, war criminals were subject to hanging. How did he get off with a shoe attack?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Christmas came early for me this year! Unfortunately, the journalist got arrested. Pass the hat for bail money, Dlisters! Maybe next time he won't miss. And you know somewhere Al Gore and his bitchy uptight wife are playing that clip over and over again, cackling with unabashed hater glee!

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:51pm.
He should've thrown one of Paris Hilton's shoes, he would've wiped out the entire dais.

HAHAHAHA. Yes, but he might have stood out trying to get into the briefing with 5" pink heels.

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Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:46pm.

it's like one of those internet games...."throw the shoe at the Bush"
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He should've thrown one of Paris Hilton's shoes, he would've wiped out the entire dais.

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Where the fuck was the Secret Service? They'll take a bullet for that asshole, but not a shoe? That reporter should try again with a nice sharp pair of ice skates.

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it's like one of those internet games...."throw the shoe at the Bush"

hit him 3 times and get a free iPod! I want to play.

Damn he's kinda spry dodging there....methinks this is not the first time he's had something thrown at him.

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Then I would have scored "own goal".

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Same deer-in-the-headlights response that we saw on 9/11... what a stooge.

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Where was Kevin Costner when the boot was flung? George Dubya should employ me as his new bodyguard. I play goalkeeper in field hockey y'all. I would have caught that boot in mid flight.

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I said this on some thread I happened on by accident somewhere else re Obama:

Has there ever been a politician that didn't disappoint in some way? We should always expect it.

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Bush is one nimble guy! That shit would have busted me right in the face, I have no skills.

Datura, you nailed it on the head.

There really WAS NO CHOICE! McLame was a joke. PUHLEASE.

My husband grew up in IL and he knew first-hand the Chicago bullshit politics. ALL LYING UNDERHANDED SCUM. ALL OF THEM and that includes OBAMA.

Obama dissed gays.
Obama dissed black boys who wear their pants 'gehtto jail' like.
Obama is a LIAR.

He bold-faced told the American public that he had NEVER spoken about his Senate seat replacements:
http://www.myfoxchicago.com/myfox/MyFox/pages/sidebar_video.jsp?contentI...

Hello?

Liar. People who hold this fucktard on some 'higher than holy' ground need a serious beatdown.
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Hey, I'm the first to mock and criticize and hate Bush, but this is not okay.

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Submitted by Wyle E on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:22pm.
It's gotta be said. That was a good ducking effort on the part of Dubya there!

I wasn't impressed. He should have frozen the shoe in space like Blue Steel.

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Anyhey, it's cool, Dot! -- DAMN and is it just me or are there gremlins in the DL's servers? Anyway, I would have voted for a pro-choice size 10 shoe who can enunciate before I voted for another righwing hicktard nutter, but it doesn't hurt if the candidate's a hot jive talker ;D OBSERVE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK7QZb9As1k

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:21pm.
How can Bush have a surprise press conference in Iraq given the amount of Secret Service security work that has to be done.

I bet it's quietly arranged in advance, with only a few trusted people in Iraq knowing who the guest will be. Then again, all the Secret Service in the world wouldn't have made a reporter take off his shoes.

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Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:16pm.

The shoe-throwing was hot but then the bitch goes all pussy and starts whining around and moaning when he's taken down. What a puss-out.

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Ha! I thought I heard the shoe thrower boo hooing - I just wasn't sure.

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Submitted by . on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:57pm.
This vid gets funnier every time.

To the ObamaBots:
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Politicians are SCUM. INHERENTLY. ALL of them. Wake the fuck up and smell the fucking posies. Lawyers? EVEN WORSE. Obama is the bottom feeder lying scum many of you voted BLINDLY for. Merry Fuckin' Xmas, tards.
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But what was the alternative? Not to vote? McCain/Palin would have been a travesty on par with Bush (or worse... I don't want to imagine how women would have fared in this country if Palin had been brought into power.)

I'm not even a citizen of the States (we're here for a few years because of my husband's job). I can't vote here, but I'll have to obey whatever laws are passed (or overturned) in the U.S. for the next few years. I'm hoping that everyone made the right choice. We'll just have to wait and see if things improve... They can't get much worse.

As for shoe thrower, my hat is off to him. Poor bastard will probably be in prison for a long time for doing something that millions would like to have done.

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Submitted by . on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:21pm.

Can I lick you? :9
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Submitted by Wyle E on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:22pm.

Alright. It's gotta be said. That was a good ducking effort on the part of Dubya there!
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Alright. It's gotta be said. That was a good ducking effort on the part of Dubya there!

wtg Dub!

You still stunk as President though.

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How can Bush have a surprise press conference in Iraq given the amount of Secret Service security work that has to be done. Another political lie.

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:16pm.
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Aww, hon. I just get skeered when so many peeps act nutters over a smooth jive talker. Bush was a loose cannon...total tard. Can I lick you? :9

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OH and @ Dot:

If that "bottom feeder" will stay out of my uterus as well as NOT start any more wars in the name of a "kriss-chun" god and greed, then hell YEAH, give me some of that "blind" loyalty. Smooches ^_^

P.S.: didn't know "patriot" meant "we will not spill nasty thoughts about Bush." Gee, my bad ;*

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I agree with whoever said that guy should be Hot Slut Of The Year!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:13pm.

so that guy did what everyone in the room wanted to do....bless him for having some fucking BALLS.\
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Spoken like a GENUINE patriot.

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AND lying propagandista Dana got hit in the face w/ a mic!

it's like Christmas came early. I came in my panties.

Next time Iraqis, send someone with better aim. Damn.

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One of the reporters in voice-over said "the president wasn't hurt".

No shit. It was SHOES, you dingy broad.

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The shoe-throwing was hot but then the bitch goes all pussy and starts whining around and moaning when he's taken down. What a puss-out.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:13pm.

so that guy did what everyone in the room wanted to do....bless him for having some fucking BALLS.
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And lastly:

Too bad-so-sad for all the Obama h8rs that Governor Whateverovich cussed out Obama on tape because he wouldn't play dirty for him. Rush Limbaugh must be crying in his Oxycontin; I really feel for y'all ;D

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:06pm.
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That info min was THE Hot Slut of the Iraqi war!He needs featured on a "where are they now" segment~

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so that guy did what everyone in the room wanted to do....bless him for having some fucking BALLS.

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Who knew George had the moves! What a sly fox. I'm pretty impressed with the reflexes. First flying shoe he really dodged ... the second not so much. I think he had a delayed reaction from the shock of the first one.

If it were me, I would've picked it up and whipped it at the reporters ass !

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LMFAO!! oh dear, i've been watching it and everytime it gets funnier!
i'm not gonna say anything else because, sorry, American sluts, he's your problem... for a little bit more..

@ islandgirl on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:28pm.
It could have been worse, I guess. At least it wasn't a thong.
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a) "toof" fairy
b) easter bunny
c) Rudolph
d) blaaaaaake!

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You know what they say about a man and the size of the shoe thrown at him...

me neither...

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With the HUGE amount of crap he's thrown at the American people,it's about time he learns what it feels like to dodge some crap himself....

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Bwhaaaa ha ha ha! That reporter should get the Nobel Prize.

Speaking of throwing shoes:

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

Search the word "shoes" on the page. Apparently this is a huge insult in their culture.

But it still would have been fucking FANTASTIC if he pegged Bush right in the face.

Hope the Secret Service doesn't read D-listed, or we're all going to Gitmo!

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After the shoe almost hit the Bush, the president told reporters, “I’m OK. “It doesn’t bother me. So what if he threw a shoe at me.....

I got BOMBS, muthafuckas!"

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If this doesn't sum up the past 8 years, what does? My only wish is that they were stillettos.
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Is calling someone "dawg" also a custom in Arab culture?

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The wrath on this thread is crazy. I'm keeping my mouth shut about the rest..
Peace. Fuck.

Whoa. I'm not a fan, but props to Bush for the smooth moves!

If that had been me up there, there is no way I would have avoided that shoe. I have the reflexes of a drunk zombie.

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See! I can drop red herrings on this post, too ;)

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lmao..i dont know who the reporter is..but he should be hot slut of the year. he threw his shoes like his life depended on it. lol

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This vid gets funnier every time.

To the ObamaBots:
http://naturalborncitizen.wordpress.com/

Politicians are SCUM. INHERENTLY. ALL of them. Wake the fuck up and smell the fucking posies. Lawyers? EVEN WORSE. Obama is the bottom feeder lying scum many of you voted BLINDLY for. Merry Fuckin' Xmas, tards.

Edit: Here's your 'Hero's' timeline:
http://colony14.net/id41.html

Wake the fuck up, sheeple.