Dubya Dodges A Size 10 Shoe!
George Bush gave a surprise news conference in Iraq today and was greeted by the size 10 shoes of an Iraqi reporter. It's really important to know that the shoes were a size 10!
Bush dodged that shit before security came out and took the shoe thrower down. Bloomberg says that in Arab culture, throwing shoes is a sign of disrespect. Before being taken away, the shoe thrower shouted, “This is a farewell kiss, dog.”
After the shoe almost hit the Bush, the president told reporters, “I’m OK. “It doesn’t bother me. So what if he threw a shoe at me. All I can report is it is a size 10."
I'm surprised Dubya didn't catch the shoe and throw it back thinking the dude was playing a game of Hot Potato with him. You know Dubya loves a good game of Hot Potato!
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Shame he didn't pop him right in that face!
DY NO MITE Bitches!
Bush said "I JUST don't know what I did for him to do that"
THIS GUY JUST DOESN'T GET IT!
And it's Dub's press secretary that ends up getting clocked with a mic.
((sigh))
As usual, he does all the fucking up and someone else pays for it.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Too bad it wasn't a shoe bomb.
Dear Dubya,
Please find a big ass rock. Crawl under it. Stay there until you meet your maker. Thanks.
Sincerely,
The Whole Damn World
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 11:06pm.
You know...had that been me & my four inch stiletto heel....it would have hit him in the eye. I never miss.
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Psssht...All your SockMonkey ass knows how to throw is the caca lint balls that come out yo' Poly/Cotton Sock Monkey ass...Like you can jam them socky feets into stilettos, bitch please...Those lint ball bunions alone make that shit next to impossible.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
about Dubya: i can't stand him, i mean, CANNOT, but i find him oddly sexy. Is that weird? is anyone else like this? Like, when he ducked for those shoes, I thought, "mmmmm", haha, and then I had to go scrub my brain out with soap.
:p
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
I'm poor, so I would just throw Socks, I mean socks, at his head.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
You know...had that been me & my four inch stiletto heel....it would have hit him in the eye. I never miss.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:32pm.
I have a zillion pairs of shoes, a lot of them obscenely expensive, which I will happily donate to the "Throw Shoes At George's Head" campaign.
Haha. This could become a good party game.
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LMAO LOL. THAT WAS GREAT. www.myspace.com/davi_tv
Submitted by mentirosos on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:56pm.
Calm the fuck down, junior. I grew up in a military town, my father was a veteran, I have family and friends who have actually spent time in the Middle East and I have talked to a lot of soldiers. There was no good decision to make after 911. If you do nothing you piss off half the country. If you do what he did, you piss off the other half. In the days that followed 911 half the soldiers I knew were ready to go right then. If you could pull your head out of your ass and read, you'd see that I never said the war was a fabulous idea. In fact, I said it sucks. I know as many soldiers who believe what they're doing is good as I do those who think it's crap. Not even the fucking military who are over there fighting can agree on this so you sure as fuck don't have reason to believe your word is the final say on it. My opinion doesn't mean shit when it comes down to it because I'm not over there in the actual war. The people I really listen to are the ones who do the fighting. That should be simple enough for you to see. Unless you're one of those idiots who believes there's some huge conspiracy theory that can be attributed to the illuminati, Bohemian Grove and the masons. And if you're one of them then put your tinfoil hat back on and go talk to the dishwasher.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
AAAHAhahahaaa! God bless that shoe thrower. Hot slut of the month!
Maybe we won't get bush for war crimes, but at least this was a 'step' in the right direction. heheeeehaaaa!
;D
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:32pm.
I have a zillion pairs of shoes, a lot of them obscenely expensive, which I will happily donate to the "Throw Shoes At George's Head" campaign.
*Sigh* It's a sacrifice...*sob* My Calvin Klein leather slip-ons.
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Expensive shoes you say? A gazillion? Er, did I mention I back EVERYTHING GEORGE W stands for???? ...*waiting for some Jimmy Choos to smack my tiger head*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:16pm.
FUCK THEM! And FUCK THEM ALL!
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Oh no! Charles Manson has jacked your profile!!!
*Hacker Alert*
*whoop, whoop*
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“This is a farewell kiss, dog.” --ill-mannered Arab shoe thrower
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:30pm.
Ha! I spent one Xmas in Caracas and one in Ecuador (forget the town but in the Andes). They were totally lovely, spiritual, and (at that time) not commercial.
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*packing*
that's IT. Over here it's all about BUY, BUY BUY!!
all year long. Mother's Day, Father's Day, Personal Assistant Day.... and check this one out: Kid's Day. Buy your kid MORE shit. I should have gotten into marketing instead of the damn MBA.
on topic: SHOOZ! (remember that one?)
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
dubya's got some good lame ducking skills...too bad the shoe guy missed...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:32pm.
No! Not that! I have a suggestion.... I'll call it "Shoes for Peace."
I have a zillion pairs of shoes, a lot of them obscenely expensive, which I will happily donate to the "Throw Shoes At George's Head" campaign.
*Sigh* It's a sacrifice...*sob* My Calvin Klein leather slip-ons.
Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:21pm.
Ha! I spent one Xmas in Caracas and one in Ecuador (forget the town but in the Andes). They were totally lovely, spiritual, and (at that time) not commercial.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by mentirosos on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:56pm.
Wow. You are so obviously not retarded that YOU should run for president.
It's obvious you have unique insight and perspective which make you perfectly suited for the job.
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I know RIGHT! That was toooootaaalllly what I was saying.....that I want to be president. WOW, you saw right through me....
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a blowjob that wasnt worth a f*ck!
Hot Potato!
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:54pm.
What is Xmas like when it's 37C? It's supposed to snow in the mts here tonite.
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nah! snow?? that's crazy! i would understand Nor Cal, but SoCal??
xmas here is.. sad. Imagine a bunch of sweating old dudes dressed as Santa when it's 37°. Everybody is angry and the decorations at the malls are a joke. Fake tree, fake snow, fake snowflakes hanging from the ceiling...
And Starbucks offers the same "xmas specials", when you would rather shank a beesh for water.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 10:07pm.
@ Tigger--
"all campaign funds come out of a ho's pocket"
LOL. I know that's right. That needs to be on a DL t-shirt.
You never cease to make me purr. ;-)
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Shit, if I could raise a multi-million dollar PR blitz, that mauling at the zoo and my Roying a bitch would be glossed over as "community service"...Let these bitches try to pay off the muck rakers out of they own pocket. Shit, they know they's some Chris Hansen with a pitcher of iced-tea up in there or some Ashley Dupree shit or some horny chicken fuckery on they farm...Yeah, they would just go on to be clergy like the rest of the pervs ain't rich enough to make it in politics if they didn't have rich fuckers financing they PR shit. FUCK THEM! And FUCK THEM ALL!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
What a way to end the WORST. PRESIDENCY. EVER.
That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. The man get no respect anywhere. He might as well give the Presidency to Obama when he comes back- and I don't even LIKE Obama!!!
Damn good ducking though. Man knows how to slip and move.
@ Tigger--
"all campaign funds come out of a ho's pocket"
LOL. I know that's right. That needs to be on a DL t-shirt.
You never cease to make me purr. ;-)
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“This is a farewell kiss, dog.” --ill-mannered Arab shoe thrower
This is classic. I nearly burst something cackling over this... Will go down as a replay for years to come...
xo
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Submitted by mentirosos on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:56pm.
Wow. You are so obviously not retarded that YOU should run for president.
It's obvious you have unique insight and perspective which make you perfectly suited for the job.
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“This is a farewell kiss, dog.” --ill-mannered Arab shoe thrower
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:48pm.
OH and presidents don't get paid high enough in my opinion. I think it's like 250 a year? Celebrities that get paid 12 million a movie? that's not fair. I think the president should get like 20 million a year. I mean comparing it to Angelina jolie
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I think Clinton made around 50 mil last year.....8 years after his term as president. You sound uneducated about the way politics work.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:48pm.
OH and presidents don't get paid high enough in my opinion. I think it's like 250 a year? Celebrities that get paid 12 million a movie? that's not fair. I think the president should get like 20 million a year. I mean comparing it to Angelina jolie
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I think both should be capped off at 60,000 K a year, and all campaign funds come out of a ho's pocket, no contributions. That'll keep 'em honest. What's the point of lying at that point? You could earn more money doing something else. And as for the Hollywood whores, we'd actually see real talent for a change. I say police officers, fire fighters, EMT's, school teachers and the like should earn more than any Hollywood actor and be on par with the pres.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:39pm.
Yeah, good or bad, he was pretty well fucked with that no matter what he did. That was lose/lose because there was no good decision. It's hard to fault a man for doing something when either option is bad.
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ARE YOU EFFING RETARDED! 911 Happened because of an inability of the FBI and CIA to communicate...they both had info, but internal scuabbles prevented the exchanged of info which could have easily prevented 911. Thus the creation of homeland security...the new top dog in town!
Bush used the ignorance and hysteria of a vast majority of Americans and partisan influence to gain the miniaml support he got for the war. He used 911 as justification for an unjust war with seemingly no foresight of the pain and terror that war causes the participants and the strain that iit puts on a nation, thus the ensuing economic crisis. and THAT is why he is a horrible leader, and a terrible human being
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a blowjob that wasnt worth a f*ck!
Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:49pm.
I know! At least showing some sole. The only reliable shoe-throwing example anyone has come up with so far is Random Task in Austin Powers.
What is Xmas like when it's 37C? It's supposed to snow in the mts here tonite.
Or maybe on how well the president runs the country, 1 million to 20 depending
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:46pm.
Nice. Music by White Zombie?
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o' course.
you know what? that new avie of yours seems about ready to throw his own shoes!
(sowwy if some else noticed/posted that before. I was busy putting up a gay xmas tree)
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
OH and presidents don't get paid high enough in my opinion. I think it's like 250 a year? Celebrities that get paid 12 million a movie? that's not fair. I think the president should get like 20 million a year. I mean comparing it to Angelina jolie
Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:45pm.
Nice. Music by White Zombie?
Never ever ever no matter how smart I was would I want to do it. I don't wanna feel like someone is wanting to kill me or I have to kill people (with war), I would never want to do that job.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:28pm.
I wanna see a slo-mo Matrix swerve as the shoe swooshes by
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and then the shoes multiply and multiply. Hey, you're gonna do the Matrix, might as well do the whole thing!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:34pm.
I blame the slutty chicken robot. It knew what it was doing, shaking its electronic tail feathers and preening all over Chuck E Cheese.
Disgusting. Somebody should pull its plug.
*wipes sweat off brow*
Er, back in a sec folks.
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Bloomberg says that in Arab culture, throwing shoes is a sign of disrespect. Before being taken away, the shoe thrower shouted, “This is a farewell kiss, dog.” --Michael K
Being president causes you to age faster than smoking it seems like.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:38pm.
Yepper. Let's see what our kids say well down the road.
Bush and Clinton really aged.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:39pm.
Yeah, good or bad, he was pretty well fucked with that no matter what he did. That was lose/lose because there was no good decision. It's hard to fault a man for doing something when either option is bad.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
lol Diego
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:31pm.
I'll miss the monkey as well. There is something endearing about him, I gotta say.
My relatives over Texas way say he was a terrible governor who totally let big business rape the environment. That totally sucks.
But I think Bush would have taken more heat if he had done nothing in the wake of 9/11.
I'm just glad it wasn't me who had to make the call.
I wouldn't want to be in Obama's shoes either. It is very noble to want to lead the country, but you and your family pay a huge price. I hope the press will back off Obama's kids and let them grow up as normally as possible.
Have you ever noticed how the presidents age rapidly in the first 2 years? Talk about Benjamin Button.
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Bloomberg says that in Arab culture, throwing shoes is a sign of disrespect. Before being taken away, the shoe thrower shouted, “This is a farewell kiss, dog.” --Michael K
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:34pm.
Now that is worth getting arrested for. Beating a man down in front of a large singing robot chicken.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:37pm.
I read that. As if Obama gives one shit what that dumb bastard thinks.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 7:37pm.
I think we'll still find out things regardless if they hide anything. Look at what we found out about JFK, have you ever seen those briefcases his doctor carried around? I can't even begin to calculate the street value of those narcotics. That was crazy. FDR hid a lot of things too, he should have never ran for that fourth term. Most of what we know about FDR came from his cousin's diary that was found about 50 years after his death. Approx 1994.
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Dick happens! - MK
Speaking of Obama, y'all should read Perez's (i know we don't talk about him really here lol_) but his dumb little letter he wrote to Obama on his site lol
Bad behavior in other news:
www.wallstreetfighter.com/2008/12/chuck-e-cheese-fight-club.html
OH and what I said about not believing in war, of course I respect people who went to war.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 9:23pm.
Yeah, I surely wouldn't do his job. I know I'll get hated on for this, but the war doesn't bother me nearly as much as some of the other things. Yeah, war sucks, but humans, no matter what country or time in history we're from, are clearly not evolved enough to avoid it since it's been going on for how long now? Now, the stripping Americans of personal freedoms and blocking rights is a problem. Of course, sending the troops to war is a very effective way to strip them of their personal right to live so I don't know. I took too many philosophy classes, I guess. It all goes in a circle, but whatever. I will kind of miss the little monkey and all his creative ways of pronouncing words and such.
He's become this huge pop culture icon.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"