Saturday, December 13th 2008

Spot The Living Thing!

Nope, there's no living things here. Let's keep moving along before one of them starts to move. Seriously, I think whatever Marie Osmond makes her dolls out of, she uses the same shit to cover her own face. She's turning into one of her own creepy creations. I bet she doesn't even have a vagina or no-no anymore. It's all skin down there like a doll. Pussy-less crotch! Shit, I'd be surprised if she blinks! That scares me and makes me feel very uncomfortable.

Have you ever been in the house of a freaky doll collector? It's not a pleasant experience. It's like you've walked into Satan's nightmares. All the dolls stare at you, following your every move. It's worse when the creepy doll collector starts showing you her favorite ones and does voices for them. One the hos who lived in my neighborhood growing up was a creepy doll lady. I would skip that bitch's house at Halloween time, because I knew that's when the dolls came out to play.

Here's Marie with her dark-sided creations at the Flamingo Hilton in Las Vegas yesterday.

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Gabriela's picture

Silly Mormon.

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony

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Does anyone remember when her and her creepy brother had an afternoon talk show where they insisted on singing with all thier musical guests? That shit didn't last long.

Her and her brother are creepy.

xtinawasmynamefirst's picture

um, what's with the child molester dream come true fucking baby dolls dressed like vegas show whores? gross. I bet they come with a no no hole

Wow.... Amazing Dolls!
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Sandbitch's picture

Obviously Marie wasn't on the nutritious Nutrisystem diet when she collapsed on dancing with the stars. Looks like she was on a speed diet. Diet of speed and diet coke. Diet of coke and speed.

Doit of spoid n doit coke.

Coke is universal y'all.

Marie Osmond Swooning with the Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMfY1qdmoVg

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Nope. I fucking hate raccoons. I'm the only Diva in my cobwebby, musty old private loony bin.

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I'm wide awake in hell and Marie Osmond be thy name.

AHHHHHHHHHHH.

I HATE insomnia.

*cries in corner with basement baby and 400 cats*

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:16am.

When I'm sixty, my house is gonna be FULL of the creepiest dolls I can find. And the creepiest cats. And a squirrel. Of course.
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WHAAAAAAAAAAA?

Angel, I'm so disappointed in you! Surely, SURELY, you have room for ROCKY RACCOON? OGM...! Bitch PLEASE! *blows snot into hanky all dramatic like*

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When I'm sixty, my house is gonna be FULL of the creepiest dolls I can find. And the creepiest cats. And a squirrel. Of course.

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This one is a wack of the first order of the most crazy show biz kids

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When I'm old(er) and have 60 cats as my companion, I would love having that whole collection.

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Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 1:37am.
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Nighters, sweet thang, you! *quickie tongue bath bed-time snuggles*

I'm headin' off into sheep countin' territory myself, love...

Love you muchos, sexay! I sure do love ya! OH YES I DO! Don't deny the love! (((HUG)))

Hugs & Nawty Gropes and wet-n-wild Nom-Noms,

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Submitted by . on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 1:23am.

LOL!!!!

nom, nom, nom!

i have panty pudding now...i'm gonna change my undies and head to bed now...

*smooches* and dreaming of lesbionic sexy times with "dot"....

non, nom, nom!!!
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Submitted by dirrty862 on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 1:15am.

perez totally put this up after you
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Perez is a fucktard MK wannabe. Nothing surprises me about 'him' any more. Total bottom feeding SCUM.

Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 1:14am.

your tongue is bigger and longer than sexay man's peen...here i come! lol...
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Nom-nom-nom!

Letty, you know I have a SURRYUS girlie lesbionic crush on you...shhhhhhhhh. Spin cycle! Nom-nom-nom!

Gravyyyyyyyyyy!

I wonder if MK ever reads some of this shit? I hope he has plenty of hand-lotion if so? hehehehe

perez totally put this up after you

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Submitted by . on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 1:11am.

Yowza! Sexay man can be the dude on our lesbionic wedding cake. I will be using my tongue and you won't even notice or need the peener! Is that wrong? If so, I don't wanna be right! *tongue kiss* hehe!

your tongue is bigger and longer than sexay man's peen...here i come! lol...

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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...

Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 1:08am.

Submitted by . on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 12:58am.

you're so sweet!if we go lesbionic, will we have enough left for the sexay man? screw it, he can use his hand and some lotion on himself while we nuzzle each other...lol....
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Yowza! Sexay man can be the dude on our lesbionic wedding cake. I will be using my tongue and you won't even notice or need the peener! Is that wrong? If so, I don't wanna be right! *tongue kiss* hehe!

Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 1:08am.

Submitted by . on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 12:58am.

you're so sweet!if we go lesbionic, will we have enough left for the sexay man? screw it, he can use his hand and some lotion on himself while we nuzzle each other...lol....
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Yowza! Sexay man can be the dude on our lesbionic wedding cake. I will be using my tongue and you won't even notice or need the peener! Is that wrong? If so, I don't wanna be right! *tongue kiss* hehe!

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Submitted by . on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 12:58am.

you're so sweet!if we go lesbionic, will we have enough left for the sexay man? screw it, he can use his hand and some lotion on himself while we nuzzle each other...lol....

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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...

Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 12:54am.

if we must fight over the wishbone, i insist you have the part with the most meat on it....lol...
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Screw da wishbone! Let's get lesbionic! lol

Aww. You sho nuff is sweet, *nuzzles sweet everythings in your ear*

:) ;) :D

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Submitted by . on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 12:39am.

I'm okay wiff dat! Do we fight over da wishBONE? Can't churn buttah wiff a toofpick!

if we must fight over the wishbone, i insist you have the part with the most meat on it....lol...

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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...

Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 12:36am.

we may have to create a schedule so we can take turns with the sexay man in the thong...
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I'm okay wiff dat! Do we fight over da wishBONE? Can't churn buttah wiff a toofpick!

I'm not horny! lol!

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Submitted by . on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 11:29pm.

Letty, is it wrong that I'm STILL lusting over your hunka-hunka burnin' love avatar? Sheesh! *blusH*

we may have to create a schedule so we can take turns with the sexay man in the thong...

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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...

Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 8:04pm.

Submitted by . on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 7:43pm.

You are so crazy **in a good way**. LOL
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Are you sayin' the 'farce' is strong with me? lol *pinch*
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Letty, is it wrong that I'm STILL lusting over your hunka-hunka burnin' love avatar? Sheesh! *blusH*

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paper roses...i can't believe marie is still hawking these creepy dolls..
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Creeepy.

Clarisse's picture

*runs to put magic underwear on Santa list*

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Submitted by . on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 7:43pm.

You are so crazy **in a good way**. LOL

This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill

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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 6:26pm.
I was in Vegas in October, and THIS scared the shit out of me...

I must say, that would scare me too! I love your Ed Grimley avie!

The hub took me to Vegas, (my first trip), last Christmas. When we were there, the Flamingo had a huge image of Toni Braxton. I thought to myself how awesome yet bizarre it would be to see your own image, several stories high.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 7:55pm.

Let's not get started on that again... I was poking around here the other night and got off on a tangent about magical underwear and recovering Mormon's sex life. I could have left well enough alone, but noooo my curious ass had to click all those damn links.

**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**

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Ah, thanks again, Dot!

Love the avatar btw.

So I went googling these people. Mormons, right? Hmm... don't wanna sound prejudiced, but doesn't their faith kinda preclude a career in showbiz?

And I'm with you re: religion. I do believe in reincarnation though, but that's not a concept exclusive to religion, however.

Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 7:21pm.

What's up.?
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Not much, darliln'. "THE FORCE" has failed me or it's lying in wait to spring some whack fucked up "Publisher's Clearinghouse" shit.

Sayo, I don't think I've even ONCE seen your sanity crack here. Your prolific use of non-agitators makes you pretty much teflon. lol

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Sibsi, they [Osmonds} are ALL nutters much like the freaky deaky Jackson family [Jehovah's Witness] matter before mind crew. Religion makes people do st00pid thangs.

Imagine for just one teensy second that 'this' is all there is and when we die we are gone forever. Scary? No. Not really. -And, it makes life in the HERE and NOW that much more imperative for everything we do and say for good or bad. It's so easy to be selfish and self-serving and "What am I gonna get out of this?" mentality. -But, when a ship sinks it SINKS. Dead is FOREVER. If you neglect someone you love, you better right a wrong and love that person with all your might because there is NO fucking hereafter shit. This is IT! I think that is why people abuse drugs and shit because they figure they'll meet their heavenly father in 'the end'. NO. Dead is DEAD. Kaput! GAME OVER.

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Thanks, Dot, for the nutrisystem link!

She did lose a lot of weight. Doesn't matter tho, 'cause she kept the crazy.

I've read tidbits of comments here and there that this Osmond family is a bunch of crazies. Is this correct? Any dirty secrets? Skeletons in the closet? They seem like they're an interesting trainwreck.

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What's up.? Your avie is hilarious!

This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill

Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 6:59pm.
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Sayoooooooo! ((HUGS)) How's my hot, virgo doing? I hope all is well? :)

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The movie "Dolls" is one of my all time favorite horror movies. Scarrreeee and I am not referring to the dolls.

This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill

Sandbitch's picture

Thanks Dot. I just can't seem to keep my fat gob shut (on a full moon). Next time I will call him a honking fat pig delicate butterfly. The older I get, the less shit I give.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 6:40pm.

Actually, a few Full Moons ago I got arrested for calling an arsehole cop, a *fucking wanker*. Cost me $100 bucks and a night in a cell. Fun for ALL. So yes, I am very wary of the moon (and fucking wanker cops). The best bit was having my tirade read out loud (by a cop) in court. The gallery loved it.
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By jove! You are my new heroooooooooo...the wind beneath my wingssssssssss.

Next time [as I'm sure there will be haha], just tell him he smells like bacon and his sausagemobile is running out of pulled pork! Law enforcement. Pfft!

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Submitted by . on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 6:25pm.

Wow Dot, thanks for the advice and the link. hahahhahhaaaaa! I never knew Marie O got FAT! Fancy that.

Actually, a few Full Moons ago I got arrested for calling an arsehole cop, a *fucking wanker*. Cost me $100 bucks and a night in a cell. Fun for ALL. So yes, I am very wary of the moon (and fucking wanker cops). The best bit was having my tirade read out loud (by a cop) in court. The gallery loved it.

Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 6:26pm.

I was in Vegas in October, and THIS scared the shit out of me...
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GGGGROSS!

Am I the only tin-foil hat donning conspirtard that thought the whole "Donny & Marie" fuckfest was a blatant Mormon-in-your-face "incest is best" message? Maybe it's only me but even as a kid I got a serious "icky" vibe when it came to the Donny & Marie show...

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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 6:26pm.

I was in Vegas in October, and THIS scared the shit out of me...

http://i35.tinypic.com/2yn33g7.jpg

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I was in Vegas in October, and THIS scared the shit out of me...

http://i35.tinypic.com/2yn33g7.jpg

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#5- one of those is a Donny doll.eeeeeeeewwwwwwww
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"Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."

Sandayyyyyyyy...stay clear of the moors...stick to the roads...beware the moon and may god be with you...

-And, for your viewing pleasure...

None other than the NutriCultSystem spokeswhore herself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs1Vy-LLl_o

Don't say I nevva did nuttin' fer ya. :P

The "Showgirls" Doll has me laffin' hysterical and shite.

Japanese 'KARAOKE' doll is none too pleased to be;
A. white
B. In an Elvis suit
C. Not so safely in the proximity of "Showgirls" doll.

Fo shame! Fo shame!

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*wiping dottayyy kitteh spittle*

Marie OsBot scares the FUCK outta me! -And, her latest Nutrisystem commercials give me the serious willies! Once in a CULT forever in a CULT

==I have yet to see that chilling infomercial. Why would she endorse something like that? I would assume that wealthy Mormons eat well. Cash cow.

Sandayyyyyyyyyyy,

First off, *BIG, SLOPPY KITTEH KISSES*

Now to put on da surry-uss face-

Agreed. TommyGirl is channeling some lezbot from 1976. All he is lacking is the flannel shirt and hobnail boots. Bitch is so uber FEM it's uncanny. HELLO? Lavender marriage, anyone? ANYONE?

Marie OsBot scares the FUCK outta me! -And, her latest Nutrisystem commercials give me the serious willies! Once in a CULT forever in a CULT.