Better Late Than Never, I Guess
Ultimate drunktard Tara Reid is now working her way up the 12 steps to staying relevant by checking herself into a little known rehab facility known as Promises Malibu. I guess Celebrity Rehab was all booked up?
Her spokeswhore told People, "Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family's privacy at this time."
The spokeswhore wouldn't say what she's being treated for. That's probably because the list is endless and nobody really has that kind of time. The better question would be, "What isn't the bitch addicted to?"
While she's in there, she should also have a contractor, Ty Pennington, a few set decorators, the bomb squad and Bob the Builder come in to look at her war zone tummy. While she's detoxing, she might as well fix the monster on her belly.
And because Tara's in the tank, the booze industry is going to take a big hit, so we need to do our part! This weekend, for every 1 cocktail you drink, drink 6 more for Tara!
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FYI: This is an old pic that MK posted. She's batshit/concentration-camp ano right now.
Submitted by Keane on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:27pm.
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That's it in a nutshell. Lazy, spoiled, and uses the quick fix whenever possible.
But the quick fix doesn't work because Tara, Bratney and Kerry are mentally all stupid, spoiled brats. They will still continue to gorge themselves on booze, pills and food.
And if they bloat up like pigs again, more Adderall, Cocaine or Liposuction.
My opinion is, this place promises, it caters to celebs by making them feel like they are in a luxurious hotel but it doesn't help them. They need to stop going there and go somewhere that works but also makes them feel a little like spoiled brats if they must. How many have went there and came out successful?
Tara was scary skinny there for a while. She obviously has some ahh....meat back on her bones in this pic. Is it current, I wonder?
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Submitted by Keane on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 12:27pm.
ITA. I would add that this rehab bit is simply a publicity stunt to get her name in the news. She's running out of money and needs a do a quick image clean-up to get some work. I'm sure she'll be drinking a martini a half an hour after she leaves Promises.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
you can just hear the rep walking away and lighting a cigarette as he makes that statement....no emotion whatsoever hahaha
She was cute for a nanosecond. But never a beauty.
Yeah I don't think Tara Reid's issue is just low self-esteem though, she's also a lazy drug and drink-addled fuck-up. Rather than going to the gym to tone up all the fat she's accumulated by partying like its 1999, she's just gone, hey why don't I just get it all sucked outta me, I can afford it! She's just like Britney and are very own Kerry Katona. They aren't prepared to compromise their lifestyles and eating habits or to actually get off their arse and do some exercise so they just throw money at the problem and risk their lives and future looks in the process. Its pathetic and I have no sympathy for them.
I feel kind of sorry for her for the bad plastic surgery...the drinking though, no. She better get herself straightened out, she will look 50 within a year if she doesn't.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:22am.
She's alright. I was noticing last night how puffy it is..like, over her eyes made me notice.
I used to think she was SO cute. Now - meh.
k now you pointed that out I can see your view. Poor bitch I'd rather be a nobody than have her bad plastic surgery.
@Sandbitch: It's ok - it's a good tactic;p
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:19am.
Tara to me has a nice enough face, anyone else think so?
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To redeem myself for hijacking the thread:
She's alright. I was noticing last night how puffy it is..like, over her eyes made me notice.
I used to think she was SO cute. Now - meh.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Did I just say we were sweet? How nauseating.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:19am.
Anywhore, if we didn't sample bitter then we wouldn't know sweet...like us mob. :)
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So right you are, luv. I was just getting to thinking the same, myself:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:17am.
angel_i: I'm glad you liked it, a friend of mine made it and I'm trying to plaster it around the nets. Check out his Gizmo cha-cha. It's soooo cute.
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It's super cute. I'll favourite it so it's on my page:)
Have a great day:) - I think I gotta head out too...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:54am.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:52am.
Thanks, lizarbits. Usually this shit rolls off my back but it kinda freaks me out that people would go out of their way to fuck with someone's celebration like that.
==Fucking faith fucktards!
Anywhore, if we didn't sample bitter then we wouldn't know sweet...like us mob. :)
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:13am.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:08am.
Time to burn straw dolls in his image! I'm sure you're over him, but I just like to burn stuff.
Guys are so silly. *shrugs* They're nice huggers though.
piromaniac lol (don't know if that's how it's spelt. I don't have spell check here. Got over him no probs at all.
Tara to me has a nice enough face, anyone else think so?
angel_i: I'm glad you liked it, a friend of mine made it and I'm trying to plaster it around the nets. Check out his Gizmo cha-cha. It's soooo cute.
Anywho, gotta go pour some coffee into me and be a productive human being. I'm off! Have a good one!
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Bye dotty! thank you! =)
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:08am.
Time to burn straw dolls in his image! I'm sure you're over him, but I just like to burn stuff.
Guys are so silly. *shrugs* They're nice huggers though.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
That vid was pretty funny, lizardbits. LOL!
That dude was SO gay - there was no way that was his girlfriend. He was SO whiny! LOL! Thanks.
I just realized what I did, tho - I poked racists. Cuz I took a hit at Lindsay and then featured all these black/coloured/African-American/whateveryousay artists in a positive light. LOL! I didn't EVEN see it like that. OMG.
Anyhow. I put at note on it that Lindsay's Dlisted AND signed to motown - hopefully, I don't ruffle too many more feathers.
Oopsie!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:06am.
I-is th-that John Cleese in Ministry of Funny Walks??? *siiiigh*
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:04am.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:01am.
Amen woman! It took me a long time, but even while I'd like to get more fit for health reasons, I'm happy with who I am. And there is nothing better than having a guy who appreciates that.
The funny thing is, I went to a school reunion in the town he lives in Oct. and he text me telling me he wanted my'gorgeous body' dipshit!
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:04am.
Morning! *yawning, scratching*
Bye Dot! Have a good one
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 10:01am.
Amen woman! It took me a long time, but even while I'd like to get more fit for health reasons, I'm happy with who I am. And there is nothing better than having a guy who appreciates that.
Morning sheeps!
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
I'm outtie for a while. Have a great day, everyone and for those of you pinching pennies don't forget to check your local food outlets. We have an Orowheat bread outlet here and we get bread for 1/3 the price. Freaking awesome and they give you card stamps too for free stuff! WHoot!
Hugs,
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I think the more sensitive you are...the more willing you are to destroy yourself in order to please/appease others at the risk of vetting your soul to apathetic folks who could really give a flying fuck about you in the end
yeah I get that, just don't understand ppl falling for it. Glad I feel fine with myself just the way I am (not that I could afford to do anything about it if I didn't lol). Had a man once who said he liked everything about me EXCEPT he prefers smaller women, I said "well go fuckin find one then"-no loss to me.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:48am.
Morning, Angle. On U-tu-bay, right? I've noticed a lot of similar postings like that. I'd just write it off as a moron--don't take it seriously.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:48am.
A_FUCKING-WoMEN!
I didn't copy-paste you in case you want to delete that out later but I feel ya, kiddo. Seriously...people get major sticks up their arses this time of year and the UGLY rears worse than EVVA! So much for Xmas fuckin' spirit. *hmph!*
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:52am.
angel_i: ((((((((HUGS!!!!!!))))))))
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Thanks, lizarbits. Usually this shit rolls off my back but it kinda freaks me out that people would go out of their way to fuck with someone's celebration like that.
I'm gonna watch your vid now:)
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angel_i: ((((((((HUGS!!!!!!))))))))
Or there abouts. Don't let it get you down.
OOOOH! "Mr. Heatmiser" came on the radio. "I'm Mr. White Christmas, I'm Mr. Snow..."
Scroll down, got some feel good stuff for you, my dear. But check this one out RIGHT NOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9fz2kD92_U
(the hunka burning love vid)
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:40am.
so so so true. I must admit I would really like to know what was said to her at some stage for her to have gone the path she has. Low self esteem usually has a beginning.
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I think the more sensitive you are...the more willing you are to destroy yourself in order to please/appease others at the risk of vetting your soul to apathetic folks who could really give a flying fuck about you in the end.
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Liz...there was a topic? *gasp* haha!
-But Tara R.'s sad surgery mishaps aside...
Christmas has become one ginormous, fucked up commercial 'jingle all the way'. Ho fuckin' ho. I don't buy into the mania [much to my husband's chagrin]. I'm the grinch of the fam but at least I don't send us into debt each year over a frickin' holiday. I work my ass off cooking for everyone. THAT is MY gift and it's mighty tasty too iffin' I do sez so muh-seff.
*sigh* I just need to get this off my chest in a place that won't be too permament so I can leave it behind quickly. But I posted a holiday vid for my friends and I just got an email calling me "ASSHOLE" - that was the title. It was the third of three posts, so far, YELLING at me for saying Happy Holidays. For tryna STEAL Christmas. Well, listen up racist prick (cuz I think this MAY be how you found me) EVERYBODY has a celebration this time of year. If anything Christians just stole their thunder over the past couple hundred years. That being said - I'm not tryna start a religious war - in fact I'm leading a Christmas pageant tomorrow. AND I think Christ is super cool. But people should know that Channukah, Ramadan, Solstice, Festivus have ALWAYS been held at this time of year. It's not theft - it's a happy coincidence (and, yes, I know there could be more to that story but I'd rather leave it at the because I'm just tryna celebrate ovah heah!) Please let's take it as one.
HAPPY HOLY DAYS! TO ONE AND ALL! DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN! ACK!
plshugmeifyoucankthxbye:)
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Wow, Dot! You were on topic there for a minute!
I agree. We've become so self centered, it's insane. But also Christmas gets us down because it plays up the "perfect Christmas." I'm a crazy cat lady with a boyfriend in cold but not at all white New York City. My family is miles and miles away so all these songs that were cheerful and stuff in (fucking) October just get to you because you know you aren't going to have the tree that you're supposed to have with the people you're supposed to have it with.
Fuck that, I'm volunteering to give out food on Christmas.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:37am.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:33am.
It's crazy how pets choose their own names. I only know three pets that kept the names that we gave them. Otherwise they changed it. We forced a name change with one dog because my mother refused to call him "Fluffy"
good choice mum lol. My kids wanted to call our dog Zorro as we had a Zilla before but I just thought he was a Boof through n through.
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:36am.
Oh, and Tara wasted her moula on surgery that could have been better spent on lifting her own self-esteem via a healthy diet, spiritual awakening and mental clarity through kindness and acceptance of her self. INNER beauty kicks outer beauty ass in the END.
so so so true. I must admit I would really like to know what was said to her at some stage for her to have gone the path she has. Low self esteem usually has a beginning.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:34am.
Something just died in the litter box. *peeeeyuuuu!!! runs off to clean up*
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Been there. Done that. Got the gilded pooper scooper award to prove it.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:33am.
It's crazy how pets choose their own names. I only know three pets that kept the names that we gave them. Otherwise they changed it. We forced a name change with one dog because my mother refused to call him "Fluffy"
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:28am.
Why does that happen anyway?
coz we're all trying to do the best for our kids and fam with no bloody money?
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Seriously. As shitty as this economy is right now? I think it wakes us the fuck up out of our little nucleus of "ME-ness" and the proverbial "WE" actually are all in the same boat? In other words, we can lament our situations without shame because we are pretty much ALL going through it so there isn't a feeling of failure? I know as sucky as life is right now for me that plenty of other folks are going through tough times too so in a weird sense it makes me feel less alone.
Oh, and Tara wasted her moula on surgery that could have been better spent on lifting her own self-esteem via a healthy diet, spiritual awakening and mental clarity through kindness and acceptance of her self. INNER beauty kicks outer beauty ass in the END.
Something just died in the litter box. *peeeeyuuuu!!! runs off to clean up*
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:26am.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:19am.
I'm sorry about Boof too! Old grumpy dogs are the best! There was such a sweet article about old grumpy dogs... let me see if I can find it for free.
*springs into action*
My Boof is the sweetest dog ever. He turned up at my house 6 years ago and I told him to "go home", he went under the house and has been with us ever since. I looked for an owner and never found one, then a couple of months ago I took him to the vet to get his teeth fixed and they found his info. She said he's name is 'Boofer', it blew me away.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:21am.
And black panther elf look is sexay, but unfortunately no hat. The hat fucking makes it! (in love with the "f-bomb")
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WELL! Fucking A, B and C evennnnnn [the f-bomb is what this world is cummin' to afta awl]! THAT and cunty cuntersonville.
Hat? Hat shmat! Find a sock? Black sock preferably? -and drape that mofo like a Magnum condom on a gerkin pickle.
Why does that happen anyway?
coz we're all trying to do the best for our kids and fam with no bloody money?
Miff, sorry about your Boof. Aww. Flea allergies suck! My flea collar itches my neck like hell but it sure beats the itchies!
lol.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:19am.
I'm sorry about Boof too! Old grumpy dogs are the best! There was such a sweet article about old grumpy dogs... let me see if I can find it for free.
*springs into action*
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:19am.
It went through the interwebs last year and I almost had a heart attack laughing so hard, but it disappeared.
But I found it *cue sappy music* so I decided to share it with my sluts who usually (like me) are down this close to the holiday.
Why does that happen anyway?
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:17am.
Fucking computer!
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Say what? Stop that porno! *slaps mouse clicker hand!*
Liz, I prefer my fruitcakes to tawk...namely, "Goose and Maverick."
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Miff, sorry about your Boof. Aww. Flea allergies suck! My flea collar itches my neck like hell but it sure beats the itchies!
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:17am.
P.S. Surely you can find a scintillating Santa suit at the same place Tommy Girl went to find his lezbo in drag outfit in "Eyes wide shut"...? Isn't there a freak-mart near you? "Hunded dolla ta maka ya holla."
Tee hee... no... I've looked.
And black panther elf look is sexay, but unfortunately no hat. The hat fucking makes it! (in love with the "f-bomb")
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**