Tommy Sings Elvis
Even Priscilla Presley probably cringed when watching Tommy Girl singing Elvis on Jay Leno last night and you know that's saying a lot. It's almost psychically impossible for Priscilla to move her face, but she did it when hearing Tommy's warble because it hurt down in her very soul. I bet her eyes popped out and now she's blind. Blame it all on this fuckery above.
Tommy talked about how he'd love to do a musical (you know us gays) and that's when he suggested he should sing a little something. The images of him in an ass-less Elvis jumpsuit and Johnny Travolta as Priscilla has made my genitals call in sick for the rest of the day. You know Tommy sings this shit while Johnny is bouncing on his Jailhouse Rock.
Click to the 5:20 mark to get your daily dose of Tommy creepiness. When he sings, his eyes feel like they are touching me inappropriately and telling me to not to tell my priest about it.
And here's TG leaving Kimmel last night with his boyfriends.
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he is just dreadful...he has lost weight & has been looking better, but big deal... he is still looney & somehow totally boring at the same time. what was with all the shifting & antsy-ness in his seat? i know its probably his pants being uncomfortable or something, but eewww, i just thought about his bottom being sore & it made me feel quite queasy.
don't hate me for this but he looks f*cking hot. He lost weight, cut his hair and looks 10 years younger. Damn! Caliente!!!
Submitted by Bare Naked Lady on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 12:15am.
I'll have to say this for Tom Cruise, he really understands that actors have to sell it to their audience. So many celebrities act like promoting a film is beneath them or they complain about it. He's also really nice to his fans from everything I've heard about him.
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I'll have to say this for Tom Cruise, he really understands that actors have to sell it to their audience. So many celebrities act like promoting a film is beneath them or they complain about it. He's also really nice to his fans from everything I've heard about him.
wow his "Bodyguards" look pretty gay.
It's so obvious Tommy reads Dlisted. He saw MK's Friday entry about Hugh Jackman, and saw Hugh's performance at the 2004 Tony Awards!
Now Tom wants to do a a Broadway musical. Coincidence? I think not!
Elvis? None can be like him...
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Must be hard being Tommy girl, he kept on moving in his chair like his no-no hole is uncomfortable
and I loved the way Leno is encouraging him to do that Elvis moves... haha
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I hope his movie tanks and he finds Katie having sex with that Miskaviegewhateverthe fuck.
No way in hell am I watching that fuckery. Bitch just irritates the shit out of me, and I have no need to torment myself.
KARMA is seeing a ridiculously rich #1 movie star in the world mag cover sex symbol morph into an prematurely old silly man before he's 50. Bet he reeks of "Old Spice".
Submitted by Axl on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 8:42pm.
This asscrack is singing Elvis? I only hope a crazed Elvis fan with no teeth and nothing to lose kills him.
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Talk to da toof. I gots me one leff.
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Oh c'mon. BeardyBoy is in promo-mode which means he has to act 'normal' for interviews but don't you worry...he works out his nutter after having to fake sanity by stopping at a MickyD's Kid's play place and diving into the cage-O'-balls.
IslandGirl loves this story because it combines two of her obsessions: Elvis and Tom Cruise. If only boxed Shiraz also were involved ....
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This asscrack is singing Elvis? I only hope a crazed Elvis fan with no teeth and nothing to lose kills him.
OK, I just got the same chills when I watched this as I get right after a good piss. Is that wrong?
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Tommy's stalker, who wants to kill him, got arrested. Pass the hat for bail money!
Today, I was telling my history professor about something that happened in Clearwater, FL. I was drawing a map and I said by accident "And this is where the scieno$ are in the downtown area", so he asks me what that means and I said quickly "you know, TommyGirl and his clan". ARGH! I had to explain that to him, uncomfortable!
I told him last week that Anderson Cooper's nickname was Mah Boo when he told me he just toured The Breakers a few weeks ago. Mah Boo's family built The Breakers.
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Did anyone else notice Jay did a double take in the beginning, looking down at Tom's shoes...almost as if to say, how'd you get so tall? (looking for the "lift shoe" no doubt
And there we have it, Tommy Girl is definitely gay and Travolta dressed like a woman IN A MUSICAL. IS Scientology a gay cult? YESSS!!!!!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 6:03pm.
Top Gun will always have a special place in my heart. And other places. Of course, it's just as easy to watch that Will Young video these days. All the gay, none of the crazy. And now it is time to meet the boy. Maybe I'll watch that video before I leave.
Have a good night!
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 6:03pm.
Is said it before, me and my roomie watched Magnolia again last week, it's actually heartbreaking to remember what a fantastic actor he was before Xenu called his soul home.
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Tommy has been into Scientology since 1990,Mimi Rogers got him into it.I loved that movie too:)
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Mrs. Gosling you are right *packing bags for long vacay*
He's gone. Left the planet. I truly believe he's had tea w/ Xenu.
There's crazy behind those eyes.
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Is said it before, me and my roomie watched Magnolia again last week, it's actually heartbreaking to remember what a fantastic actor he was before Xenu called his soul home.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:53pm.
Mrs. Glosing I feel your pain.. is it us? or the post were just super blah, blah booo
I think It might be us...Or maybe we are just tired of the same old stories...We all need a nice long vacay
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:56pm.
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Aahaaahaha, Stuttsville!! *snort*
Damn. You guys all reminded me it's Friday night which means it's date night so I'm gonna have to do that pensive thing and deal with this gay triangle of horror and my reaction to that damn GQ cover later.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
He actually did a pretty good job impersonating E.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:43pm.
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No, because he spelled your name correctly; if you had won the CT, he would have referred to you as islamgirl.
Stock!
It is a Closet Gay Triumvirate!!
Homosexual Trifecta!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:52pm.
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Well, he reminds me of a ferret. TommyGirl, not your stepdad. :o)
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:42pm.
Thank you. It made me laugh, and not in a good way. Cringe is more like it.
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He'd be sexy if he didn't care, but he's clearly self-conscious and it shows. And it's reeaalllyy unattractive. He reminds me of my stepdad. When he's not laying around in bed reading all day because he doesn't have to work, he's hiding somewhere in the house because he has no friends.
Mrs. Glosing I feel your pain.. is it us? or the post were just super blah, blah booo
What's with all the douche hosers singing and dancin' on Dlisted today?
Hugh Jackoffman, Gayvolta and now TommyGirl?
It's the Holy Trinity of Douchedom.
Tammy's childbearing hips look especailly prominent here - notice how she changes her position in the chair when she notices it showing on the monitor. We LOVE the way she butches it up here amd check the ever so 'real - manly' quickie hug with jay!
We feel that Tammy will come to a very bad end. Suicide? Murder-suicide?
I really want to see Valkyrie. But I don't think releasing a Hitler movie around christmas/hanukkah is such a good idea.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:41pm.
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Hahaha, I almost feel like I won the Caption This contest. I said almost. ♥♥
Ooh, IG, you a bigtime ho! Can I ride in yo Benz?
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:40pm.
It wasn't until he started dancing that I felt really sorry for the guy.
What a pathetic, ridiculous tool he's become.
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Thank you. It made me laugh, and not in a good way. Cringe is more like it.
I am a die hard Elvis fan and Tommy did well!
Woo-hoo, Island Girl received a mention for sending this article to MK.
It wasn't until he started dancing that I felt really sorry for the guy.
What a pathetic, ridiculous tool he's become.
Tommy looked hot and I have to give him props for pimping out his movies ,no one does it like Tommy,he is the King pimp.He sounded good singing and it worked for Gere so I can see him doing one.Priscilla is a Sciento too so she probably creamed herself.
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Submitted by Manbearpig on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:35pm.
Tom looked REALLY HOT! He acted normal. He sang Elvis and did a good Elvis Pelvis so he's a-ok with me.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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That Elvis bit actually charmed me.
Now I need to go take a shower.
He looked kind of normal and likable... Of course that little "impromptu" number was rehearsed ahead of time, but other than the creepy eyes and smile, not too bad.