Friday, December 12th 2008

Pamela Anderson Really Doesn't Like Wearing Pants

We get it. Pamela Anderson is allergic to wearing pants. I understand this. I even understand that she has to wear a coochie hugger during her act with that big gay magician fellow. But she should really check her shit before she exits her dressing room. I know that when I'm about to leave the house in a shiny leotard, I check to make sure my crotch area doesn't look like a stale triple-decker turkey sandwich. It usually does and that's why I never wear my shiny leotard in public anymore. Pammy should do the same. Or at least get one that doesn't smother her vagina. The thing has been through enough! We should really throw a telethon for that traumatized snatch.

Below is Pamela Anderson in Amsterdam with Hans Klok. You might be wondering where the scratch on her ass came from in the first thumbnail. It came from her dried up labia lips trying to scratch their way out of that leotard.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


KD's picture

Ha ha, they do kind of look like Spencer and Heidi in the thumbnails, until you click on them, against your better judgement.

louise_brooks's picture

Pam bad-touched my eyes.

Oxygen's picture

Those folds look just like raw chicken skin that's just been plucked. I think today's theme is chicken pluckers and chicken skinned trim.

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As nasty as she is, I never figured her to be one with back fat. I feel so much better about myself now.

Sugaroo's picture

LOOK AT HER RIGHT BUTT CHEEK! She fucking has scabies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's not cat scratches.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

She gets to be in AMSTERDAM!?
The whole vaginal area, really Pammy.

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KD's picture

Is that scar on her butt from getting implants?

She's really making me sad. You can still be hot and old. But this is not the way, Pam. Does she have any female friends? Surely someone would tell her...

xenalover's picture

I remember when she used to be pretty....as the tool girl on home improvement. Then she was introduced to plastic surgery.....and shamelessness.
you can still be 40+ and beautiful...but not when you look like a lean cuisine tray left in the microwave too long. she only has herself to blame. her and looney bins Kidman are the prime example of the price one pays for vanity.

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Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:31pm.
is she showing labia cleavage?
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Happy Hour's picture

All I have to say is her kids must be sooo proud. Talk about growing up with issues!

dollyface's picture

Oooooooooooooouuuuuuuuucccchhhhh...that isn't comfortable looking at all!
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EWWW, the guy is NASSSTTTAAAY looking. He and Pam belong 2gether.

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missy's picture

is she showing labia cleavage?

I feel dizzy.

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Buggerem's picture

Could someone PLEASE put that sow out of our misery?

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M.E.'s picture

I refuse to click on ANY of the thumbs. It's lunch time and I NEED to eat in preperation of my Christmas Party tonight.

*bows out of thread*

Mawy's picture

P.S. She has chola eyebrows.
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SICKITTEN's picture

Look at the makeup that stops by his ear when he is kissing her. All that pancake really draws attention to his smile lines. This is a joke, right?

xultar's picture

Her crusty crotch has daisy duke cheeks.

How the fuck can that shit happen?

Get the DNA Genome people to study that shit, it is a freak o fuckin nature.

Mawy's picture

I feel so bad for her sons. My mom had a whole lot of crazy in her, but thank God it had nothing to do with showing her lady bits to the world! Gross. Plus, like all of you said, she's 40. Her time was over more than 5 years ago. And I can't get what guys like about fake boobies. They're FAKE. You're playing with plastic, not a woman's parts. Nasty.
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Stoney's picture

Jesus Christ she is DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crazyinjapan's picture

In thumbnail 7 he is tonguing her and groping her ass. He's a brave man.

That was a total EYE RAPE.

I feel so... used.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Tommy Lee needs get a conservatorship over her for their sons' sake. Her antics must be harming the boys psychologically. She is waaaaaaaaay beyond embarassing.

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Miss Priss's picture

This woman, er, thing has no shame. I mean, nasty. Hungry Hungry 'gina's eating that sequined thing right up. Ewww she looks so bad now

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Drink up! It's Xmas!

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Submitted by jim on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:22pm.
TWO WORDS YOU WHORE..GO THE FUCK AWAY AND DIE!! ALRIGHT MORE THEN 2, BUT HER KIDS WILL BE SO PROUD.."WHAT DID YOUR MOM DO FOR A LIVING".."OH SHE WAS A FUCKING SLUT WHORE""..CONGRATS

Did we get married already?

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lara's picture

she doesn't have a bad body for being 40yo, but she needs to cover it up. she has no shame!

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

It looks like she`s trying to cover a big , wide cooter behind a disco-ball... *shudders*

Sugaroo's picture

MY FUCKING EYES! Where are the Eye Police when youneed them? Look at her crotch! LOOK AT IT! If she takes off that suit, her puss-ay lips will hit the ground like a safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

christine the hoff's picture

that's disgusting, at her age, plus she has KIDS who have to go to school with other kids who've seen mommy's used up junk hanging out of a dollar store leotard.
tard is the word.
sad fact? she's not THAT bad in the face, get a decent haircut, dress in a nice way, keep your shit under wraps.

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crazyinjapan's picture

Thumbnail 3 looks like Heidi and Spencer on a photo shoot at the circus.

SICKITTEN's picture

OMG! That is absolutely disgusting! Even on a beach. Does this one have anyone looking out for her? She needs to be institutionalized! Wow, she cannot accept the fact that she is over 40!

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Submitted by Raniya on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:20pm.

If I remember correctly she was on the Howard Stern show and said that she shaves.

Please don't ask me why I remember that.

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TWO WORDS YOU WHORE..GO THE FUCK AWAY AND DIE!! ALRIGHT MORE THEN 2, BUT HER KIDS WILL BE SO PROUD.."WHAT DID YOUR MOM DO FOR A LIVING".."OH SHE WAS A FUCKING SLUT WHORE""..CONGRATS

islandgirl's picture

Nothing says sexay like foil covered beef curtains.

dgalvan's picture

she needs to dress her age.

Margo's picture

That shit whistles in the breeze.

la coocaracha's picture

Hungry Hungry Lippos!

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Uncle Brain-fart's picture

You might be wondering where the scratch on her ass came from in the first thumbnail. It came from her dried up labia lips trying to scratch their way out of that leotard.

BWAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
*drops dead from laughing too hard*

crazyinjapan's picture

Tinfoil wedgie.

Raniya's picture

i can't believe I just spent like 5 minutes looking at Pam Anderson's crotch..

It looks like she just shaved...cause there is no way this woman waxes.. I mean can you guys see her ingrown pubic hairs?

squiggles's picture

um...unflattering, in every possible way. an assault upon my eyeballs!

Mysmichelle's picture

Looks like Pammy has put on some weight since the last time she wore that get up EWWW

I saw her once in person - in Nashville with Kid Rock - these picture almost look as bad as she looks face to face EWWw

Frontal wedgies are not sexay. Not comfy and not cute to look at. Ick.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Of she doesn't. She needs to let her coochie dry out.

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Salem13's picture

MK I'm eating pizza, why would you not post this under a cut? I'm no ageist but damn Pam its time to start dressing and acting your age.

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Pam is getting chunkier with the years. Nothing wrong with that, except the whole world doesn't have to see it.

Now her boobs are gonna get bigger too. Scary!

Callan's picture

OH MY GROSS. There is NO reason we should be able to see the outline of someone's box outside of their leotard. Nor should anyone being wearing a leotard outside of the circus or a ballet class.

Ugh, I go through so much trouble to avoid watching the Pam & Tommy sex tape, and I accidentally see this skank's vadge on Dlisted.

KD's picture

GROSSSSS! That has gotta be 5x worse than cameltoe! Her crotch area really shows her age. *gags* She needs to feed that monster more often!

Sibsi's picture

Barf...

This woman needs to be stopped.