Pamela Anderson Really Doesn't Like Wearing Pants
We get it. Pamela Anderson is allergic to wearing pants. I understand this. I even understand that she has to wear a coochie hugger during her act with that big gay magician fellow. But she should really check her shit before she exits her dressing room. I know that when I'm about to leave the house in a shiny leotard, I check to make sure my crotch area doesn't look like a stale triple-decker turkey sandwich. It usually does and that's why I never wear my shiny leotard in public anymore. Pammy should do the same. Or at least get one that doesn't smother her vagina. The thing has been through enough! We should really throw a telethon for that traumatized snatch.
Below is Pamela Anderson in Amsterdam with Hans Klok. You might be wondering where the scratch on her ass came from in the first thumbnail. It came from her dried up labia lips trying to scratch their way out of that leotard.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:03pm.
hehehehehehe your avie is gross, sad and cute all at the same time
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Her outfit perfectly accents her clitoris. But it also highlights her chicken skin upholstered under carriage. She's rubbing out fashion with her va jay jay!
Submitted by mentirosos on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:01pm.
Why do people get bumps on their asses? I went to pick my friend up from the strip club one time and I went in the back and I swear like half those girls looked like they used there asses as feet....ugh....
Its cellulite...and unfortunatly I dont think theres much you can do to get rid of it...of course the flabbier and fatter you get the more noticible it becomes
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... i bet that was an impromptu appearence.. she's probably wearing a dancers/showgirls leotard.
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the magician's gay.. nothing happenin between them (i hope ewww)
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:57pm.
Is there a shortage on silver sequined material that they couldn't afford to buy just 1-2 inches more to cover her crotch....okay make that 1-2 feet...but still, is silver sequined material that much in demand?
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Why do people get bumps on their asses? I went to pick my friend up from the strip club one time and I went in the back and I swear like half those girls looked like they used there asses as feet....ugh....
What happened to the poor dear's face?
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Rat's nest hair, bingo wings, back fat, cooch fat, cellulite...sure - I could see why you'd call her sexy in that get up. NOT!
The only thing sexy is those scratches.
And for once (in one of them thumbs) her face looks pretty - but then her nose gets all Pinnochio. She needs help in a bad, ugly way.
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o for fuck sakes. ewww. i think i am going to barf.
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Those spots on her arms are uber gross. What am I talking about...*she's* uber gross!
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Okay, she's got a decent body, but there is NO REASON to have an ill fitting leotard. Shit don't her crabs deserve some privacy? At least we know her herpes isn't acting up.
Off to vomit and bleach the eye balls. I don't need to see 40 year old labia clevage unless I'm assisting during a pelvic exam.
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He must not be much of a magician if he can't perform just one "abracadabra" and either make that coochie disappear or at least cover it up. Is there a shortage on silver sequined material that they couldn't afford to buy just 1-2 inches more to cover her crotch....okay make that 1-2 feet...but still, is silver sequined material that much in demand?
OMG, that thing is crawling up her cooter!
Vadge looks way better in skank attire and she's about 10 years older than Pamela. Pamela has just gotten flabby.
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Her poor children. Mommy is a whore and daddy has donkey shlong.
Two scoops of turd. And look at the size of that nip. Dang.
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This pubenoodle is the stankest kind of rancidity.
Um why is her suit so small? Im sure its not meant to go up her butt like the either! Ugh that is so disgusting...Whenever I wear thongs, tights, leggings, bathing suits, panties etc.. I always check that everything is in place even if im not in public lol
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Submitted by gdubs on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:48pm.
GRANDMA COOCHIE! i saw it. im calling it.
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Figures you'd be called that. I would have called it first if it weren't for the gdubs at my door. NO LIE! Dayum!
Ok, but I get this part - she ain't even a memaw! How sad is THAT?!?
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I saw the full sized pix. Its a cat laying upside down on a cushion with wide angle lens distortion. What it resembles is disturbing...
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:46pm.
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WTF is your avi?!
Ewwwww, after viewing those pictures, I'm never eating at KFC again.
Submitted by gdubs on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:48pm.
GRANDMA COOCHIE! i saw it. im calling it.
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I swear, I read that as "I'm smelling it".
When's Happy Hour again?
What's wrong with her body? That is not human.
Christ!!! I always seem to be eating when I see something gross on here... *gags*
Bondagebarbie - you were wondering whether these 2 were fucking, check out the shot of them kissing and I think you'll find your answer. Plus, Vegas magician, obvious over-use of botox, enough pancake to act as factor 30 sun screen, I'm thinking he might just be more of the "confirmed bachelor" type, don't you?
Future generations of golden girls exhibitionists will owe pam many thanks for blazing the trail....
OTOH, didn't cloris leachman do it first, and better--she wasn't nude, but her self-debasement was bolder, more vigorous, and brazen. And nudity in the future is not completely out of the question.
She's getting perilously close to re-enacting that regrettable day when this dog was a young pup and accidentally saw gramma naked. Perhaps it was most traumatic because gramma didn't seem the least bit shy about her nudity. :o
WWHHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA! TOO MUCH SIDE-VAG!
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GRANDMA COOCHIE! i saw it. im calling it.
You can see everything but her slit. oh, and her tits are in her pits.
Holy cameltoe!!
She must be shopping and hanging out with Ice T's wife, Coco... nothing but class.
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This just did wonders for my self-esteem.
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She needs to give her liver a break, and clear her head out from whatever she's on right now. She's a mess and I feel for her kids, at least Tommy Lee's been keeping a low profile lately.
Submitted by CindyC on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:42pm.
Also, in the main photo, do her teeth look weird? The front 6 seem way more forward than the back ones.
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I thought the same thing...they look boxy...or like the second set of gnashers that come out of the momma Alien (the movie with S. Weaver)
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This is seven shades of wrong. First of all her face seems to have become as hard and swollen as her breast implants - how does that happen? And as for her body - that is not a body to be showing off to the world any more pammy, it looks beat. And don't even get me started on her hair, or lack of it (check the back view). And I don't know whether or not she has had butt implants, but as the scar is only on one side it seems unlikely. And I think if I'd had butt implants that turned out like that, I'd ask for a refund!
what a stupid shit
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Seriously though, are those what liposuction scars look like? I've never seen any before.
Also, in the main photo, do her teeth look weird? The front 6 seem way more forward than the back ones.
She's actually grimacing in these pics.
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Can you imagine how that must smell??? Like fishy mixed with samonella ridden rotten chicken...
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HANS is no spring chicken himself....he looks like the old scary guy from The Poltergeist
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Those are some kickin saddlebags
She seems to think she is still the hot sex pot she was when she was younger.She is delusional and looks stupid dressing the way she does.She has a scratch on her ass,some weird red marks on her arm and has nasty fat over hang on her waist.She actually looks good in the third thumb though.I have no idea if she is doing the nasty with this clown because she flirts like a ho with everybody ,but if she is, that is just nasty!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Gross, crotch wedgie.
I do not want to see any part of her pubic area! Shaved or not! *gag*
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She has a "smash" ass...like someone took a pladdle and spanked so hard it's flat. Put it away, Pam, ALL of it.
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Submitted by jillybeans on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:36pm.
As nasty as she is, I never figured her to be one with back fat. I feel so much better about myself now.
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It's not back fat. It's what's left of her dignity trying to run away.
You guys are killing me! Haven't laughed so hard in days. There is nothing more for me to add...
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